top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Ryan Evans |
I think, therefore I am athiest |
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| Suresh |
Theists should never complain no matter what happens in the world because nothing happens without the almighty's will. So if I break your head, murder your kin, dont blame me. God made me to do it. |
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Alan Harvey |
The Beatles might not be bigger than Jesus... but at least we know they really existed. |
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| Karl Marx |
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people |
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| Andrew Simpson |
If I wanted to spend my life believing in something - it would be myself. |
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Carl Sagan |
It is better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. |
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Benjamin Franklin |
Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." |
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EA Miller |
Atheists have the keen ability to see through massive piles of BS which others blindly see as fact. |
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EA Miller |
Blessed are those that follow by "faith" alone.
Blessed are those who follow by "ignorance" alone.
I fail to see the difference!
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EA Miller |
The one thing you can count on during the broadcast of Christian television programs is not a closer relationship to Jesus, but rather that they'll ask you for money at some point during the program. |
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EA Miller |
Why are religious nut-jobs in such a hurry to indoctrinate young children into the faith? Because they know that if these children were allowed to think for themselves, they'd likely choose science and reason over the ignorance and superstition of religion. |
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| Cobra32 |
I never understood religion until I witnessed a shackled man being beaten into submission. "Trust me," said the torturer, "when you tell me what I want to hear, the suffering will stop." |
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| Issac Asimov |
Creationists don't want equal time; they want all the time there is. |
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| gramma red |
"On the first day, man created God." |
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| Unkown |
Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers |
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| Michael Stanton |
Living in fear or judgement is not how I will spend my life. Realizing that this life is all I get and your life is all you get, brings a need to make the best of all possible. |
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| Stephen Hawking |
The intelligent beings in these regions should therefore not be surprised if they observe that their locality in the universe satisfies the conditions that are necessary for their existence. It is a bit like a rich person living in a wealthy neighborhood not seeing any poverty |
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| Mimoun Raddahi |
Religion is a limitation on your freedom. |
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| Richard Van Harris |
There are three kinds of people: those who seek the truth as revealed by a higher authority; those who seek the truth as defined by rational enquiry; and the vast majority, who believe whatever they find convenient. |
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
The scientist accumulates vast amounts information in a lifelong quest for truth.
With a single book the religious man feels complete.
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Enoch's Author (admin) |
Creationists would have no fundamental issue with the overall concept of evolution except for two points they feel obliged defend and preserve: One, they need the earth to be young: about ten thousand years old and two, they can't have man evolving from monkeys. Should they concede these points their entire book, you know, the Bible, falls and Genesis goes first. - Enoch's Thread |
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Bertrand Russell |
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. |
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| Unknown |
I've found that most people that want to share their religious beliefs with you very rarely want you to share yours with them. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The guilt-fueled zeal of the steadfastly religious is the single best testimony to the staying power of early childhood indoctrination. - Ralph Metusi |
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| Bumper sticker |
Born right the first time |
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Baron von Knifty |
Before you pray for that second coming, you should at least prove the first one.
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| A Pagan |
If money is the root of all evil, why does the church need so much money? |
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| Haili |
God is Santa for adults... |
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| joseph fuentes |
God is eternal because human stupidity is infinite. |
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John Kelly Ireland |
God is my shepard: - Only sheep need a shepard |
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| sir David Stevens |
A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it |
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Richard Dawkins |
"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion" |
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| Linda |
So why do I have to go to church to pray? If there is a god can't he hear me at my house? |
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| Bill Hicks |
I love the pope in his pope mobile. Three feet of bullet proof plexiglass. That's faith in action folks, you know he's got god on his side |
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Albert Einstein |
The contemplation of this world beckoned as a liberation (...) The road to this paradise was not as comfortable and alluring as the road to the religious paradise; but it has shown itself reliable, and I have never regretted having chosen it |
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| Baron von Knifty |
I just talked to god and he says he's a gay pro-abortion Atheist! Now, prove that statement false. |
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| Stephen King |
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." |
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| Bumper sticker |
Nothing Fails Like Prayer |
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| Pretentious |
If God created everything, he created evil. Who is He to call us sinners? |
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| Dracos |
Religion is the leading cause of death throughout history. |
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| Rev. Lovejoy (The Simpsons) |
"This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants designed to take away the money of fools. Now let us say the lord's prayer 40 times, but first let's pass the collection plate." |
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| Unknown |
God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom? |
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| Stephen Colbert (Colbert Report) |
"Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family." |
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| unknown |
The only thing we become after death is fertilizer |
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| Issac Asimov |
Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived |
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Albert Einstein |
Since our inner experiences consist of reproductions, and combinations of sensory impressions, the concept of a soul without a body seem to me to be empty and devoid of meaning |
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| unknown |
if triangles had a god, He would have three sides |
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| Geoff Mather |
To say that atheism requires faith is as dim-witted as saying that disbelief in pixies or leprechauns takes faith. Even if Einstein himself told me there was an elf on my shoulder, I would still ask for proof and I wouldn't be wrong to ask. |
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| Scoob |
Watch people pray. Most people do it with their eyes closed, and this should tell you something. |
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| Jean-Paul Sartre |
Existentialism isn't so atheistic that it wears itself out showing that God doesn't exist. Rather, it declares that even if God did exist, that would change nothing. |
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