Woody Allen

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atheist quote	context
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse		80 1550
Existence for eternity could get a little boring.. especially towards the end.		12 177
God is either cruel or incompetent.		3 137
The worst thing I can think to say about God is that he's an underachiever.		12 69
After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about.		2 36
Eternal nothingness is OK if you happen to be dressed for it.		4 25
I'm not afraid of death... I just don't want to be there when it happens.		9
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."		2 14
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying."		7
Sex and death; two things that only come once in my life, but at least after death I'm not nauseous.		9 24
"Not only is God dead, but just try to find a plumber on weekends."		4 14
"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends." - "My Philosophy," the New Yorker, December 27, 1969 (as quoted in 2000 Years of Disbelief by James A. Haught)		4
"I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles."		16 21