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Scientists have invented vaccines that protect us against covid 19 which's saving millions of lives. It would be wonderful if they could invent a vaccine that protects us from religions and thereby saving millions of lives.		31
About the gods I have no means of knowing either that they exist or that do not exist or what they are to look like. Many things prevent my knowing. Amongst others, the fact that they have never been seen. Protagoras .		30
How clerics try and blame their victims for being raped. The child instigated it. The rapes were historic. I didn't rape the child it was consensual sex. The last but not least "THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT".		30
WTF Bible verses...As for the daughter of any priest, if she dishonors herself by becoming a whore, she dishonors her father. She shall be burned to death. Leviticus 23.20		30
Religious scientists( bless them )have discovered what christ did when he was overwhelmed by his followers. They said he would go for long walks on the sea of galilee.		29
Men who join the priestcraft train for five years in priestcraft college after which they leave having learned nothing.		28
Catholic priests talk a lot but say very little, and the little they do say is bullshit. They should practice a vow of silence instead of celibacy. Obviously celibacy doesn't work. Hey, preachers, leave them kids alone.		28
Man invented a god to pray to so that he could get forgiveness for the atrocities he has committed against humankind.		28
Atheists don't believe in your imaginary god, they also don't believe in satan, the imaginary enemy of your imaginary god. Do you know who believes in satan? christians and muslims.		26
A catholic church was destroyed by fire after a lightning strike. The archdiocese claimed on their insurance, the insurance company refused to payout on the policy as it was deemed to have been an act of god. Oh, the irony.		26
If kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers, it would be against the law to take children to the circus. Dan Savage.		26
Religious leaders have to get rid of the absurd belief that they are superior to other people.		26
"Religion is what happens when men want something they're not entitled to". A.A.I		26
It's a fact the Roman Catholic Church is a caring, compassionate, and loving church but only towards criminal priests, monks, and brutal bitches, aka nuns.		26
Catholics believe that they are blessed but in actual fact, they have been cursed, cursed to a life of servitude, and to make matters worse they have to pay the Catholic Church for the privilege of being cursed.		26
The Roman Catholic Church condemned other religions for having slaves whilst they themselves had slaves. The Church of England (Anglican Church) had slaves and made a fortune, individual bishops had their own slaves that made them wealthy. The British monarchy (head of the c of e) had three companies involved in the slave trade. The one thing that connects all of them is their holy book the bible. Because slavery is condoned in the bible. LEST WE FORGET.		26
The day will come when all of humanity will realize that religion is synonymous with evil.		26
Happy Yuletide everyone.		25
No theist satires the god he believes in and no atheist believes in the god he satires. Lord Byron		25
Hitler and Stalin were pro-lifers and banned abortion, yet each of them murdered millions of people. I wonder which religion ( the roman catholic church ) inspired them.		24
Pope innocent was guilty.		24
There are a few different types of nun, those that prefer to use a condom, those that use the contraceptive pill, those that use the morning after pill, those that prefer the withdrawal method, those that prefer the rhythm method, and those that go the whole nine months culminating in a virgin birth.		24
Religions are called faiths collectively because they believe something in absence of evidence - That's what it is! That's why it's called faith, otherwise, we'd call all religions evidence. But we don't for exactly that reason. Niel DeGrasse Tyson.		24
The Catholic Church has closed the holy healing waters of Lourdes due to the covid 19 virus. The irony is lost on them.		24
Trump the clown-in-chief of America is an outstanding Christian that Dope Francis will be so pleased to have as a role model for Christianity.		23
On the fourth day, God created the SUN!. If God created the sun on the fourth day how the fuck had four days passed. Carl Sagan		23
The Earth will breathe a sigh of relief when a stone from the last church falls on the head of the last priest.		22
WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. "GOD" and his two accomplices Jesus Christ (aka) "GOD" and the Holy Spook (aka) "GOD". If you see these three don't try to approach as they are extremely dangerous.		22
Science in a religious school. Teacher, what causes thunder? It's caused by God being angry with boys and girls that have sinned. Teacher, how are babies made? God makes all babies of course. Here endeth the lesson.		22
It's a fact all priests, monks and nuns are celibate. But in name only.		22
If you hate gays because it says so in the bible that's not a reason to hate gays thats a reason to hate the bible.		22
The Bible, Quran and Torah religion for dummies.		22
Theists FYI.. There is no such thing as a born again Christian, you weren't born a Christian you were raised a Christian.		21
Priests and other religious clerics are like ventriloquist dummies their lips move but it's their arseholes that do the talking.		21
The Roman Catholic Church in honor of their 1.2 billion followers past, present, and future is dedicating a holy day to them which will commence on April 1, 2021, and every year thereafter. Hallelujah.		21
I wonder if any Christians have complained about finding a bone in their cracker.		21
Donald Trump says he hasn't touched his face in weeks and is missing it. He's obviously getting his face confused with his arse.		21
Advice for the members of the priestcraft, pack up your dresses, silly fucking hats, crosses, beads, and your bullshit books and crawl back under the stones you have crawled out from under. And piss be with you all		21
Religion = money, money = power, power = domination. If you are told what to do, what to say and when to say it then you have been dominated, does this sound familiar. Will everyone stand, make the sign of the cross and repeat after me. In the name of the father etc.etc. If you identify yourself as doing this then you have been dominated.		21
Christians you were not born with an original sin, you don't have a soul, you don't have a guardian angel, and you don't have saints because they don't exist either.		20
WTF Bible verses... Behold I, the lord, will rebuke your offspring and will spread dung on your face, even the dung of your animal sacrifices , and you will be taken away with it. Malachi 2.3.		20
There are Muslim parents demonstrating outside of a school because of a cartoon. I sincerely hope their children turn out to be better educated than their parents.		20
Three nuns walked into a stone church, you'd have thought one of them would have used the door.		20
Dope Francis and Donald (J)ackass Trump have one thing in common, they are both pathological liars.		20
Yes, reason has been part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake. Jon Stewart.		20
I started a meditation class. I was told to relax, clear my mind, and think of nothing. So I relaxed, cleared my mind, and thought of GOD.		20
What do priests, monks, and nuns do when their children turn out to be LGBTQ or heaven forbid WITCHES?		20
"Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it". Oscar Wilde.		20
I never thought I'd see the day when I saw trash taking its self out until I saw a mob of priests leaving a church.		20
The Vatican is going green (well brown) all new bibles will now be made from recycled toilet paper so Christians as well as reading bullshit they can smell it too. Bless them they have movements in mysterious ways.		20

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Agreed. I would personally never wear a dress (just not my style), but I am perfectly fine with people (men or women) wearing dresses. It's none of my business what they do.

Acid Krtiana

25/06/20
6:53pm

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Priests and monks in long dresses, hate men in long dresses. What hypocrisy .

LOL

Acid Krtiana

25/06/20
6:51pm

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It's just beyond the realms of stupidity one of those crazy catholic priests has said, "celibacy is a gift". I bet if his cock could talk it would tell a different story.

Great advice osirisnut!

EA Miller

17/06/17
4:30pm

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If there are any of the inflicted (religious) reading this here is some advice just for you. Get off your knees, unclasp your hands throw away the beads the book and get a fucking life before it's too late.

Great point and I really got a chuckle out of your comment!

EA Miller

17/06/17
4:23pm

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Muslim women, who wear the hijab can they have pigtails in their hair?

Agnostics enjoy the benefit of the doubt

Enoch Author

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08/06/17
11:53am

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For too long religion has enjoyed the benefit of the doubt, taking all the benefit and allowing none of the doubt. Pat Condell.

Celibacy is a gift.....ungiven

Enoch Author

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02/05/17
8:42pm

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It's just beyond the realms of stupidity one of those crazy catholic priests has said, "celibacy is a gift". I bet if his cock could talk it would tell a different story.

Implicit in your question/observation is a deeper philosophicla question which is whether or not a blessing is resistant to the digestive processes. Something tells me this is an issue for the forum.

Enoch Author

(admin)

16/01/16
2:53pm

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Catholic priests always bless their food before they eat it, so does that then mean that the bowel movement they make the next day is Holy crap or Holy shit?. If that is the case then do they pray to it? if they do it's probably the only Holy thing that they will ever see that they pray to. Considering they pray to a lot of alleged Holy things that they never see.

The most holy cannibalism you can perform is to eat the flesh and blood of sagacity, and by sharing it with other wisdom thirsty cannibals â€• Michael Bassey Johnson

Enoch Author

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01/11/15
9:47pm

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"JESUS CHRIST- Who, as it turns out, was born of a virgin, cheated death, and rose boldly into the heavens - can now be eaten in the form of a CRACKER." Sam Harris.

Jesus obviously does not answer many questions from you or me. Which is why apologetics is always such a questionable enterprise. â€• Robert Farrar Capon

Enoch Author

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26/09/15
2:08pm

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Popes never say anything meaningful but when they do it's usually in the form of an apology.

But mention a boy in any style of dress...

Enoch Author

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06/09/15
1:23pm

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Priests and monks in long dresses, hate men in long dresses. What hypocrisy .

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