In the year 399 B.C.E. the Greek philosopher Socrates was sentenced to death for impiety. Do you remember the name of the person who sentenced him? Neither do I.

The Incans were right you know. So were the Mayans, the Egyptians, the Greeks, the Romans, the Vikings ... oh, you say they weren't? Well ... the Christians were right you know.

Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, David, Peter, Paul, Joseph, and Mary all sound like 2,000 year old Arab names to me. I just question where that Mexican immigrant came from.