If I said that a pink unicorn created two leprechauns to tend his ferns, and they turned in to the rest of the leprechauns today because they betrayed the trust of the Holy Unicorn and ate from the ferns, then were corrupted by Satan, a fallen Unicorn, also known as Jimmy, no one would believe me. Instill this ridiculous story in to your brain, and suddenly God doesn't seem too real either. Unfortunately, because you called my Unicorn tale false you will spend an eternity in Pixieland, a Hell of sorts.