So, the jist of Christianity is; 'You are worshiping a cosmic jewish zombie, who is his own father, who can give you eternal life if you symbolically eat his blood and flesh, and telepathically tell him that he is your master. So if you do, he will remove this evil spirit that is deep within your soul, that everybody in humanity has within them -because a naked woman, was convinced by a talking snake, to eat the fruit off a magical tree.'
I guess Christianity is not for me.