Dear Religious People: If you were raised by Jewish parents, you'd be Jewish. If you were raised by Muslim parents, you'd be Muslim. One's religion is predetermined by his or her parents religion. Have you ever encountered Christian parents with Jewish children? No, no you haven't. Religious people are just a bunch of brainwashed motha fuckas.

Heres a fun activity: Think back to when you chose your respective religion, wait never mind, you never chose your religion did you.