My cousin posed this question the other day, "Who or what will you chose to Worship today?" and I answered with the following:

I'd probably worship any god whose commandments include:

1. Thou shalt not harm children.
2. Thou shalt not rape one another.
3. Thou shalt not prey on the weak for profit.
4. Thou shalt not enslave your fellow human beings.
5. Thou shalt honor and respect as ye expect to be honored and respected.
6. Thou shalt mean what ye say and be true to thineself.
7. Thou shalt not judge others without facts.
8. Thou shalt not be a cunt.
9. Thou shalt not cover up and lie for anyone who hath committed the above sins.
10. Thou shalt treat this life as thine only life and expect no rewards for the only heaven that exists is the one ye make on Earth.
11. Thou shalt continue to add to these commandments as ye common sense dictates for the betterment of all mankind.

Unfortunately, there are no religions to date that preach those commandments.