Shit happens
Taoism-shit happens
Buddism-if shit happens, its not really shit
Islam-if shit happens, it's the will of Allah
Protestantism-shit happens because you don't work
hard enough
Judaism-Why does this shit always happen to us
Hinduism-This shit happened before
Catholicism-Shit happens because your bad
Hare Krishna-Shit happpens rama rama
T.V. Evangelism-Send more shit
Atheism-No shit
Jehova's Witness-knock knock shit happens
Hendoism-There's nothing like a good shit happening
Christian Science-Shit happens in your mind
Agnosticism-Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't
Rastafarianism-Lets smoke this shit
Existentialism-What is shit anyway
Stoicism-This shit doesn't bother me