The Liberal Asshole’s Prayer

That martyr who lived on earth
Exploited be his name
His kingdom never was
YOUR will is to be done
On earth, as there is no heaven.
Help those in need with their daily bread
As it is, here and now
And fear not your weaknesses
Examine those who seek trespass against you
May you know your own temptations
And judge yourself your deeds
And reflect on those gone wrong.