top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Carlos Mora |
OK ... let's be honest . God is not guilty . Blame the man who created him.
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Carlos Mora |
If Jesus had been born in a secular State , he would have died in old age .
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| SmackontheWeb |
Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers. |
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| Unknown |
A, How can you say christians are more trustworthy than Atheists are?
C, Christians have a code of ethics they must follow.
A, Really, who enforces this 'code'?
C, god holds us accountable.
A, When?
C, When we are judged... judgment day.
A, So... god doesn't reach down and put a hand over your mouth so you can't lie? For example.
C, No, we have free will.
A, I see, so no real world consequence?
C, What?
A, Simple... your god does nothing to assure you keep his code here on earth and yet through the magic of 'forgiveness' no consequence in heaven... thus being religious gives you less morality than an Atheist, by nature of you own code of reward and punishment. How convenient.
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| De Hoog |
The very concept of a god is so abstract and meaningless that the word should be deleted from the dictionary as having no relevance to anything or anybody... |
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| jgmore |
To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm an atheist that he created, whom he knew would be an atheist when he created me |
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| NoGods4Me |
In the USA, we are supposed to have Freedom of/from Religion. But, Christians believe it is freedom for only THEIR religion, not anyone else. I see dumb people. |
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| Unknown |
Science teaches you how to think. Religion teaches you what to think !! |
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| Painshock |
So, you're a Christian, eh? Well, maybe common sense is not your cup of tea. |
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| Unknown |
Actually the way I saw that quote was: "Science flies man to the Moon, Religion flies men into buildings." |
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| Bumper Sticker |
Christians aren't perfect, they just want you to be. |
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| Alessandro Ferro |
Religion and God are like spoiled little girls, she will freely accept any praise, however, if questioned or doubted; she'll throw a tantrum and try and scare you into believing anything she says she is. |
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Nim |
Now, this is really pissing me off, Atheism CANNOT be a religion, because religion is Theism, and Atheism is the exact opposite of Theism, so how can Atheism be a religion when Atheism means the exact OPPOSITE of religion?!? |
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| :(9 |
Thank god, for nothing.. |
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Clint Murphy |
If jesus was alive do you think he would want a 3 million dollar church. Or do you think he would feed the hungry. If you are going to follow his teachings pay attention. |
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George Bernard Shaw
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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| Frank Lloyd Wright |
I belive in God, only I spell it Nature. |
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| Heretic |
How would a religious person convince an atheist to believe without breaking a commandment? They can't - lying is believed to be one. |
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| Mikhail Bakunin |
The idea of God implies the abdication of human reason and justice; it is the most decisive negation of human liberty and necessarily ends in the enslavement of mankind both in theory and practice. He who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity. |
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| Deng Ming-Dao |
It is not acceptable to have a religion where the alternative to faith is punishment — that's how you train dogs, not develop people.
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| M.H. |
If God was real, I wouldn't want him to be my lord after what he did to Earth. |
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| Cull_P |
God, who would want to be such a control freak? |
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| Ernestine Rose |
It is an interesting and demonstrable fact, that all children are atheists and were religion not inculcated into their minds, they would remain so. |
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| Davo |
Man created god in his own image when he descended from the trees, reached for the stars and found they were out of reach. At that point he decided it was the fruit of a larger beast. |
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| Jack Pritchard |
Religion is a leathal weapon when placed in the hands of the foolish. |
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| Moi |
Death is God's punishment for sin. So God, what's a baby done wrong at birth? Kicked their mother in the womb? |
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| jstep |
Religion, the posterchild of a failed social experement.. |
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| Xenophanes |
No human being will ever know the Truth, for even if they happen to say it by chance, they would not even known they had done so. |
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| Roy Zimmerman (Jerry Falwell's God) |
And it began to rain toads and fire and he brought seven plagues. Jesus would not preach hate, Jesus would not stand in rubble and say I told you so, Jesus would not use an international catastrophe to score points for some narrow misogynistic antis |
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| Tiberius C. Costea |
No spiritual nor eternal realm ever enterd the material existence.And no material nor mortal existence shall enter a spiritual and eternal realm.Even if the spiritual fantasy would be indeed true, it's entrance in a material world would cause the annihilation of the two worlds beginning with logical understanding of them.For it is impossible for a world not governed by certain laws to enter a world governed by them.These are to premises that could never co-exist.A god that has different features than those by which it can be recognized in the mortal world has no means to contact this material world.Following the same logical principle no being contained in the material world could contact the non-material realm.because it has no means to do so.These rational principles help all other bright concepts stated buy a multitude of great minds in revealing the farce called blind faith and unquestionable lies of the believers. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Merry Christmyth! |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Happy Imaginary Friend day 25th Dec 2008  ) |
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| Juan Vivar |
Bilievers are like a caged bird, without the courage to leave it's own cell, even if it's shown the exit.
Their naiveness amuses me. |
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Douglas Adams |
"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Today after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me, “That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. You’re Dumb.â€
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| Nick Diaz |
Actions speak louder than prayers. |
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| Painshock |
The Holy Bible should be renamed as "How To Control, Manipulate And Enslave 101". |
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| jed king |
If God truly made me in his own image, did he really have to pass on these f**king haemorrhoids? |
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David Wilkinson |
Religion is a teacher of morality in the same way that television is a parent. |
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| Maurice Dorman |
Its funny that people who don't believe that Science is correct, enjoy the benefits of it every day. |
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Robert Spiers |
If you are looking to solve a modern day problem why would you refer to a two thousand year old instruction manual.
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| Homer Simpson |
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? |
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Esiah Zakite |
Do female suicide bombers get to screw 72 male virgins in paradise? Or are the only virgins in heaven female? Maybe the prophet likes to watch some girl-on-girl action! OK, now the fattwa is coming... |
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
Is there an intelligent man or woman now in the world who believes in the Garden of Eden story? If you find any man who believes it, strike his forehead and you will hear an echo. Something is for rent. |
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| Bob |
God or no God is not important. It's all about what you do as an individual to make this a better place. |
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| —al-Ma'arri (973-1057 C.E) |
The world holds two classes of men -- intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence.
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| Maurice Dorman |
All priests say that the bible is not meant to be taken literally.....so how do we know that god is meant to be taken literally? |
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| Brennan Manning |
The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians, who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, then walk out the door, and deny Him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable. |
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Jesus Christ |
Blessed are the carpenters... by the way, does anybody want to buy a chair? |
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| antony saunders |
The definition of Faith is not wanting to no the truth. |
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