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carlton sumsion carlton sumsion If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or you can inoculate. Try science.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Men are not the dreams of god, but gods are the dreams of men.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Surely religion must be the first and most striking example of what we now call the Stockholm Syndrome. Though held captive in a universe that is best characterized as profoundly indifferent--or easily seen as manifestly unfair, and demonstrably cruel--millions are infused with a spirit of gratitude and adoration; nor yet do they stint in their praise of the creator whom they imagine to be responsible for their unalterable fate.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Religion is just superstition wearing a better suit of clothes.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Belief in God is but a whistling in the dark; harmless enough, perhaps -- until it is wedded to the notion that all should carry the same tune.
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With friends like God, who needs enemas?
osirisnut osirisnut WANTED... Young men to become roman catholic priests, the ability to talk bullshit will be an advantage but is not necessary as training will be provided.
Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Divinity is not enthroned above, in a heaven amid the stars, but in ourselves, the dust of stars which encodes and reflects the creativity and the imagination of the universe.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion We are all great apes belonging to the species homo sapien. Only some of us have not broken the habit of throwing our shit around.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Evolution is an undeniable fact. Its weight of evidence destroys the torah, the koran and the bible.if one disputes it then they should join the flat earth society.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Religion is for those who cannot face reality.
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“The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic.”
― Charles Darwin

CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME!!!!
Charles Antell Charles Antell The invisible looks exactly like the non-existent.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion The roman emperor constantine called all the church bishops together at the council of nicaea. He offered money and positions of power to have the bible put together his way.therefore one can easily argue that the first christian bible was commissioned, paid for , inspected and approved by a pagan emperor for church use. Constantine practiced pagonism his intire life. He was not baptized until he was on his death beb. His adoption of chistianity into the roman empire was to increase his political power. He is the one who changed the christian Sabbath from Saturday to sunday in honor of the pagan sun god.
Roger Phillips Roger Phillips If the bible were a communication from some kind of GOD, then that GOD should get an F minus in communication skills.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion I deeply resent the fact that my parents followed the jewish tradition of having me curcumcised.I feel raped by religion.
Lindsey Lindsey Religion is not a prerequisite for morality.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion There is a seperation of church and state. But when religion starts to influence politics with donations to any person or cause then they should lose their tax exempt status and pay taxes like the rest of us.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Lets not give catholic pedifiles all the credit. There are protestants and baptists and my favorite, the mormons.joseph smith was a con man that could put other bullshiters to shame. He translated the book of Mormon by putting a stone in his hat and putting his face over the hat and told his scribe what to write. Plus marrying off little girls to old rich men. He wanted the money. Thier temple rituals were copied from the masons. Mormons think native americans came from Israel. There is too much bullshit to write about but for a good laugh go to mrm.org.
Carlos Mora Carlos Mora Faith is what makes you believe in something that your own intelligence rejects
Carlos Mora Carlos Mora Miracle is not turning water into wine, or multiply loaves and fishes. Miracle is to believe in this nonsense
lee branson lee branson religion is basically a formalised panic about death.
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INSIGNIFICANCE.

Have you ever wondered of the insignificance of it all?

You and I are the insignificance among 7,000,000,000 other people on this planet.

Our planet is an insignificance amongst the countless trillions of planets in this galaxy.

Our Sun is an insignificance amongst the countless billions of stars in the galaxy, too.

Our galaxy is also an insignificance amongst the countless billions of galaxies in the universe.

We are - in fact - as insignificant as any grain of sand.

And yet we each of us expect to be taken seriously, simply because we feel the world owes us that.
lee branson lee branson "how well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of christ has been for us and our predecessors"

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Ivan  Vaslovich Ivan Vaslovich Where were Noah's petri dishes?
Ivan  Vaslovich Ivan Vaslovich Faith and delusion share the same definition. If one holds to ideas that have no rational justification or evidentiary support, one is delusional. Faith is fear and mental illness dressed up as a virtue.
Sylvester Martins Sylvester Martins The parent of a child will help the child even if the child doesn't ask for help. Why do christians need to pray before God can help them?
Sylvester Martins Sylvester Martins Looking at everything that is happening in the world, if God exists, then he must be a selfish, vain, arrogant, conceited, narcissistic son of a bitch.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion And god created man in his own image. So the creator of the universe is a bipedale primate with DNA that's 99 percent similar to chimps?
lee branson lee branson telling an atheist to respect religion is like telling a black man to respect the ku klux klan.
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I tend to look upon recent leanings towards atheism as an avalanche waiting to happen. One really sharp crack (from some notable) might just do it.
lee branson lee branson most people don't pray, they beg.
lee branson lee branson men never commit evil so fully and joyfully as when they do it for religious convictions.
lee branson lee branson we should no longer allow delusional fantasies to be socially accepted. lets send all religions to their grave where they belong.
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I'd love to see more open discussion brought in by our "leaders(?)" viz-a-viz atheism. Far too many are closet atheists, preferring instead to toe the party line and not rock the ark.
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty Science can resuscitate the dead and heal the sick. Magicians can turn water into wine. Animals can love you unconditionally too. People can and do live wonderful lives free of religion and superstition.
Where is your god now?
lee branson lee branson you see, jesus was much like a zombie, he rose from the dead and he stole billions of people's brains.
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HAD God wished his commandments to be known and obeyed by everyone and for all eternity, he could have written them large on the surface of the moon for all to see and NOT entrusted those tablets to just one mere mortal.
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The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea for a better one; the essence of theology is that it holds its truths to be eternal and immutable.
— H L Mencken
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Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce.' William Jennings Bryan and the Scopes trial was a tragedy. The creationists and intelligent design theorists are a farce.
— Michael Shermer
Carlos Mora Carlos Mora God is an efficient tool to control people , especially ignorant

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Mythology, n.: The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later. -Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty Fuck those fairies in the garden. From that same line of thinking came the Inquisition, holy wars, stonings, witch hunts, and child rape.
Carlos Mora Carlos Mora Atheism is the natural tendency of the evolution of human intelligence .
Fred Vans Fred Vans All religions are bigoted sects of ancient and delusional mythology.
Carlos Mora Carlos Mora I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Lord Almighty .
Adolf Hitler - speech to the Reichstag - 1936
Peter S Peter S In german "god" is a 4 letter word.
Fred Vans Fred Vans If someone were to "sacrifice "his son today, he would be incarcerated for life. Instead there are worshipers praising an imaginary figure who once did just that.
vonn ishee vonn ishee Religious people are the only ones that stand in the middle of a disaster with death all around them and say thank god my family is ok...
Dee Jay Dee Jay some people pray while others hope. They both have about the same success rate. At least when you hope you are not waiting for some supernatural entity to magically intervene, there is no expectation of fulfillment. Praying is a delusional way of trying to get what you want because you actually think its going to change an outcome. I hope none of you waste your time praying.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons
One may decide what to believe, but no one gets to decide what's true. Truth is that which stands up to any degree of questioning. No religion meets this test, and I know of no religion that encourages its followers to question its teachings.
EA Miller EA Miller I question the "wisdom of the Bible" since it has not contributed a single thing to the fields of science (chemistry, biology, or otherwise), mathematics, or physics.
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Nothing scares more than those who fear their god.
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One cannot reason with the unreasonable. Far better to quit while one is losing.
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Religions. Same shit, different arseholes.
EA Miller EA Miller If you believe a god actually answers your prayers, I have lovely tower in France I'd like to sell you!
EA Miller EA Miller Geography generally determines a person's religion. Level of indoctrination determines whether or not they'll ever get their sanity back.
EA Miller EA Miller If I ever wake up in the morning and say “Thank you Jesus”, immediately take me to a physician and have me checked for dementia!
EA Miller EA Miller Former Friend: “Why do you turn your back on God?”

Me: “Why do you turn your back on humanity?”

Former Friend: *huffs and walks away*
EA Miller EA Miller I have as much faith in an invisible god in the sky as I have faith that the babysitter without references is not going to eat all of the food in the fridge or drink my liquor while I’m gone.
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