top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| osirisnut |
The little charitable work the catholic church does is a smoke screen for all the evil it does. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Why not women bishops?"
Frankie Boyle (The Sun) writes:
"The Church of England have voted against female bishops. Opponents argue that this issue is a lot more complicated than it seems and they certainly don't have time to explain it to a lot of women.
"I've done everything I can to campaign for women in the Church. Whenever I play chess I insist on making tiny breasts from Blu Tack and attaching them to my bishops.
"Why not women bishops? If I'm to be told a fairy story, I'd prefer it to come from someone who looks like my mum." |
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| Quote from Facebook page |
So next time someone tells me they believe in God, I’ll say “Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?…” If they say “Just God. I only believe in the one God,” I’ll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don’t believe in 2,870 gods, and they don’t believe in 2,869. (Ricky Gervais)
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| Zecklaus |
Since with or without religion good people will still do good thing and bad people will still do bad thing, then what’s the point of having religion? Aren’t they needless? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
ALL the holy books belong in La La Landfill. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There is infinitely more chance that Earth has been visited by aliens in the past and infinitely more chance that aliens will visit Earth in the future than there is chance that gods and angels have visited Earth in the past or ever will in the future.
Does that make sense? |
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| osirisnut |
It should be written into law that no one should be indoctrinated into any faith until they have attained the age of sixteen and that it's done by there own free will. |
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| Aard Westermeyer |
Murdering Sabbath breakers,enforced adult circumsision,genocide,baby murder,ripping open pregnant women,kidnapping and rape,theft,senseless slaughter of livestock...the list of commands goes on..this Jehovah deity is one sick entity that no sane person can take seriously.
So much for the bible being a moral guide! |
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| osirisnut |
The religious fraternities will be working themselves into a frenzy soon, praying season will be here again, it won't be long till christMYTH time. |
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| Alexis Sunstrider |
They tell me"prove me that God doesn't exist".I tell them the weakness of proving that something exists,automatically gives proof that it doesn't exist. |
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| osirisnut |
The most important part of the bible that has been omitted is the part that says. "Once upon a time long long ago". |
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| BrightlyEvolving |
Religion is the method by which man celebrates his ignorance |
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| osirisnut |
On the day before the largest hurricane hit land, the leader of the richest religion on earth offered a prayer. |
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| Unknown |
I wonder how many pedophile priests there have been that have been given the prestigious honor of being called a saint. |
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| Zecklaus |
Isn’t it irony the religious consider atheists the most untrustworthy people, and yet desperately attempting to muddy atheism as a religion? Are they implying that religions are vile entities? |
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| Vancoqt |
Death is the same like what is before life. You came into existence from nothing and will vanish to naught after you die. |
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| June VanDerMark |
The cutting free of the religious cults hasn't made me wise ... but then ... neither did religion.
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| Dickone |
Q: Who says god is true?
A: The bible says god is true.
Q: Who wrote the bible?
A: God wrote the bible.
Try the following………
Q: Who says the suspect is innocent?
A: The statement says the suspect is innocent.
Q: Who wrote the statement?
A: The suspect wrote the statement.
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| Baron von Knifty |
Witchcraft: the use of spells and the invocation of spirits; one who uses a magical or bewitching influence or charm.
Witchcraft is a sin against god.
By definition your supposed jesus was a witch.
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| Travis Adams |
I like to compare Christianity to a high school rumor. Moses meets god. God tells him all this good stuff. And Moses tells everyone else what god told him. Everyone else tells more people and it goes ok for 2000 years. Now, I'm supposed to believe that humans, the people who can't get a story straight after six hours. Is supposed to keep the same story for 2000 years? No, I'm not without proof. |
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| Vandon J. Norton |
If i was told to beileve in something or die. I gladly say, "I believe in the Sun, Stars, Moon, and the Atom. Because I know even if I can't see them they've been proven to be existent" |
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| Atheist Sayings |
Q. How can you tell that god is man made?
A. If he hates all the same people you do.
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K |
Dear 'tom' there are more chances for Hubble telescope to find a man in the center of Black Hole with a torch finding circuit breaker than me praying for anything. |
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| Unknown |
If there were any evidence for god it wouldn't be called religion. |
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| Paballo Lennon Nhambiri |
Science began when men started being curious about what's really going on in the world around them.Religion started when men couldn't understand the world in which he lives in. |
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| Unknown |
Humankind has evolved into a great species, only for religions to slowly destroy. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Those who admit ignorance are far smarter than those who pray to it.
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| Unknown |
If an idiot were to take, say, Harry Potter or Twilight completely seriously, or to say if the tale of Jack and the Beanstalk REALLY happened, we would institutionalize them. But if someone were to claim the Bible was completely true, very few would argue. |
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| Ozziethebandit |
So, this god, Yahweh or Jehovah, revealed himself, not to the civilised Egyptians, Chinese or Indian cultures, but a bunch of nomadic goat herding barbarians. He then urged them to kill, plunder and rape all the people that stood in their way, in effect inventing genocide. He then gave them a land from which they were periodically expelled, taken captive numerous times and eventually almost destroyed by the Romans. After over two thousand years of travelling and being persecuted, he then led them back home to israel, the only country in the Middle East with no oil. And these were his Chosen People! |
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| Duncan H. |
Sometimes I stop and think to myself: "Why do I argue with people about religion and atheism. They can believe what they want to, and I can believe what I want to." Then I remember that it is never me who starts the arguments, but those who wish to convert me. |
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| unknown |
Whenever I make a new friend who is religious, I always wait until after he's decided I'm a good person to tell him I'm an atheist. How he responds to that information tells me a lot about how good a friend he is going to be. Plus I'll admit, its fun to watch them struggle with the obvious contradiction. |
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| TYch |
If wisdom is attained from a lifetimes experiences then how can someone who limits themselves to living in a convent or monastery, reading one book over and over again, be considered wise? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Some people are so naive they even believe that imagined gods and the religions wrapped around them are harmless. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
According a report in my paper today, Scientology Cult founder - L Ron Hubbard - was a con artist, the cult he formed run along the same lines as pyramid selling with his Scientology being nothing more than a scam.
But hang on a minute? Aren't all the other religions scams run on similar lines?
Judaism; Christianity; Catholocism; Islam; Hinduism; Mormanism & etc ALL fall into this category of selling something they haven't got while promising a good return, ripping off most of the profits and giving little or nothing in dividend.
I reckon it's about that ALL religions were fully investigated and made to PROVE their claims and promises.
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Bertrand Russell |
"You will find as you look around the world that every single bit of progress in humane feeling, every improvement in the criminal law, every step toward the diminution of war, every step toward better treatment of all races, or every mitigation of slavery, every moral progress that there has been in the world, has been consistently opposed by the organized churches of the world."
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| Tych |
Christian questioning atheist
Christian; What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Atheist; The egg
Christian; Then, what laid the egg?
Atheist; A dinosaur.
Christian; Doh! |
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| cosmic |
One can be intelligent and still not freely think for oneself. |
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| Atheist Meme Base |
This church is not full of hypocrites…………there's always room for more…………… |
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| Bryan McMillan Armstrong |
I had an imaginary friend when i was young and had no friends, then i grew up. |
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| Unknown |
I'm an apatheist; I don't care if there's a god. |
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| Unknown |
God created all things in 7 days. Wow, that's a short time for dinosaurs to go extinct. |
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| Unknown |
Eat, drink, and party your ass off cause there is no hereafter. |
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| Unknown |
Statistically speaking, an athesist has a 50% chance of being wrong. However, there is over a 99 % chance that a specific religion is wrong. |
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| Colebankz |
Christanity has a terrible fan base. |
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| Unknown |
It's no accident that the symbol for a bishop is a crook and the symbol for an archbishop is a double cross. |
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| Unknown |
In the beginning, man created god. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Freedom of religion DOES NOT give those in power the right to indoctrinate people of other faiths or belief systems into the religion of the majority. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The only ”writing on the wall” that comes within reality is the five-year-old with a box of crayons, unless you deny walls, crayons, and five-year-old’s.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
As a Latter-Day Atheist (I didn't come to my full senses until middle-age) I see gods as inventions of the overactive human mind being in contemplation of the unknown. The overtly pious are apt to be scared of what the future (or lack of it) holds for them so they are more than willing to grasp at straws, which are in the form of imagined gods and the imagined afterlife. |
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| James Noble |
Intelligence is to religion.... as light is to darkness. |
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