top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Captain |
Many people on this globe live a short & miserable existence before a painful death. They struggle for food & water, have no medicine & usually suffer abuses.
If you own a Bible & attend a Church then you are already so rich yet you waste this rich life by following an archaic, unfounded, ungrounded, twisted & adulterated book who's insane stories originated before written word was even invented & you do so to attain an ever lasting second life in a glorious heaven.
YOU STUPID & SELFISH PRICK !!! |
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Diane Fadden |
In the Beginning, there were gods. Gods of the sky, gods of the mountain, gods of fire, gods of water, and man said "it is good." He went about his ceaseless work of placating this god and that, offering sacrifice, the best that he had. Until one day man said, "what a bother this is--this is too much work!" And then one day man realized a way to prosper, to be received and fed at various houses--to never have to work again. So he met with his powerful friends and they conspired. They added to a book of myths one borrowed Mithras story, and then they said, "there is only one god, and he is the only way, and for him and in his name you must give sacrifice to WE who speak in his stead, all the best of your crops, the smallest coin you might still have. And then these fine men, grown fat on another's labor, looked around and they said, "it is good!" |
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| Unknown |
Thank you, Bob Simmons, for assuming things you have no clue about. Born again Christian here for 35+ years before I finally got off my ass and did the work of researching for myself the origins of the bible, the gospels, and the earlier pagan faith teachings (like the golden rule) plagerized into the bible that Christians like to imagine are new and god inspired. You think it is your job to come to a board that is a place for atheists to express what we feel passionately about, and cram your bronze age patriarchal religion down our throats, one that not only has caused unending suffering and death since its inception, but continues even today to try to rip from undesirable people like women and gays, their basic human rights. Go back to the cave you never evolved from, please, and do us a favor and stop trying to "save us." I am saved, thank you very much. I was saved the moment i pulled my head out of my ass and realized it's nothing but a cheat and a lie. |
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| Mentz |
For the supposed giver and protector of human life and dignity the Jehovah of the bible sure got up to a whole lot of killing, slaugthering and torturing to amuse himself... |
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| NoGods4Me |
It think it's appropriate that April Fools Day is on a Sunday this year. Then again, every Sunday is a 'fools day' when X-tian FOOLS gather in churches like mindless sheep in a barn...waiting for their master to feed them more BS from the buy-bull. |
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| Stephen Colbert |
The Bible: "a 400-year-old English translation of a group of tangentially related ancient Middle Eastern texts transcribed from Greek, Hebrew and Aramaic oral histories" |
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| Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
"Science is a philosophy of investigation. Intelligent design is a philosophy of ignorance." |
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| Pope G |
I wonder what would happen if parents weren't allowed to give their children a religion the same way they do a name at birth? If we had to wait until 18 to go to church we might be more inclined to think critically instead of becoming institutionalized & blinded by irrational faith. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Will the Christian's ever learn that the Sun neither rises nor sets? Will they ever learn that it's only the Earth spinning, as most planets do whether inhabited or not?
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| Baron von Knifty |
You understand the world through closed, praying eyes. I understand by the crystal clear clarity of reality. So, yes, I do understand where you’re coming from. |
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| Karl |
We must constantly question, examine, and search for answers to the so-called unknown riddles of existence. Whether you are religious, scientific, philosophical, or whatever, the fact remains that if you wish to understand anything, you must question assumptions of things. If someone defines something, and you simply accept it, or dismiss it, without questioning it, that is by definition ignorance. However, if you question and seek out the things that you don't understand, or that don't seem logical, then you are beginning to form a more constructive mind for yourself in the future.
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| peter james |
if we are all the children of God, what makes Jesus so special? |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
The holy cross has always been the most effective the weapon of Christianity. If you hold it upside down it can be a sword, hold it sideways, it can be a gun. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I put it to the goddists on a Christian site that maybe they have it all wrong and God will be waiting with open arms for those who DIDN'T blindly believe in him.
It would make a lot more sense. I mean, why would anyone of intelligence want to be surrounded by gullible sycophants for all eternity? |
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| Captain |
I enjoy watching the anguish & torture on the face of the Christian that attempts to uphold the integrity & validity of such fables as Jonah & The Whale, Noah's Arc or the parting of The Red Sea.
They know it's ridiculous & absurd, you can see it in their eyes yet the must insist.
They must insist it be true for to doubt just one comical story in their bible would beg to question all of them. |
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| Unknown |
Is it just a coincidence that prophet and profit sound the same. I'm just saying. |
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| Unknown |
If only I lacked enough intelligence to believe in religion, life would be so much more simple. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
You say god knows all the bad people and he’s going to judge them after they die. No, no. Judge them now, stupid, here on earth, before they steal my car. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Satan and God are precisely the same.., in that neither exists, except in the troubled mind. |
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| Unknown |
Lighthouses are more helpful than churches |
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| Karen Mkrtchyan |
They say the holy books are the words of God. Then why are they so many? Was God an aspiring author or a wanna be? |
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| QWOP |
Science flies rockets into space, religion flies planes into buildings. |
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| Mr. Garrison |
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. - The Christian view of evolution. |
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kaitlin kemp |
Praying to god is like asking santa for a new car, It wont happen. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Deep down all flockers realize that the Atheists are the truly heroic ones; daring to laugh in the face of their fearful, vengeful god and its threat of eternal hell. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Phil: "Extraterrestrial observers beyond the dark side of our moon must be shaking with laughter at we silly Earth people, seemingly obsessed with religion."
More at: http://www.myspace.com/white_charcoal/blog/313552606 |
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| Captain |
Prayer must be the ultimate betrayal.
Your creator, your lord & master has your life & death planned & you pray for a different plan ?
How dare you ! |
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| Captain |
If your God is so kind, so loving, so merciful & so absolutely wonderful then I refuse to believe that he would smite me for not believing a BOOK that may very well have been concocted by your Satan as trickery ! |
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| NoGods4Me |
It's not so much what atheists say that offends some theists. It's the fact that we even exist at all that offends them. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Are there homo erectus cavemen in heaven? Would we find Neanderthals; Nebraska Man; Ramapithecus lufagensis; Australopithecus africanus; Australopithecus aferensis (LUCY); Homo habilis: Peking Man and Java Man in heaven, too? |
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| Unknown |
Did you know there have been more Bigfoot sightings than Jesus sightings? |
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| Ace Otana |
A wise man in a room of fools will prove annoying for the fools just as a fool in a room of wise men will prove annoying for the wise men. |
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| Jon Stewart |
"I have to say, as someone who is not a Christian, it's hard for me to believe that Christians are a persecuted people in America. God-Willing, maybe one of you one day will even rise up and get to be President of this Country--or maybe fourty-four in a row. But that's my point,is they've taken this point of no establishment as persecution, because they feel entitled, not to equal status, but to greater status." |
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| CRT |
The thought of an Eternal Afterlife wears me out. |
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| ????? |
To some extent I am a religious person but my religion is not a dogmatic Christianity, Islamism, Hinduism, Budhhism or any other 'ism. I just want to be a
good human being and that is my religiousity! |
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| Stewart Holland |
Faith needs no evidence,
and evidence needs no faith. |
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| Mahatma Ghandi |
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
Why is it that I never see "god" punishing blaphemers, It's always the Followers who does the hurting. |
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| MockingVenus |
They say there are no atheists on deathbeds. I say there are no theists in hospitals. |
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| Michael Sier |
Shut up! You say religion brings happiness? I have news for you! KKK and Hitler were two of the worst things that religion has brought. If you still think religion brings happiness, talk to the Jewish and the african americans of the mid 1900's. If what they have to say doesn't set you straight well, your just a dumbass! |
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| Jason Frost |
I'm strong enough to do good things without the need for a higher power. |
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| Chistopher Hitchens |
“Here is the point about myself and my co-thinkers. Our belief is not a belief. Our principles are not a faith.
We do not hold our convictions dogmatically. We believe with certainty that an ethical life can be lived without religion." |
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| Clint Murphy |
Hey Christians!! Out of the gene pool! |
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| NoGods4Me |
@TTTT---drop a couple of Ts and you'll have described what you really represent: TT = Theist Troll. LOL |
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| Andy the Atheist |
TTTT From the time our ancesters came down from the trees(evolutionary fact) no one has ever produced a single piece of evedense to suggest that any god is real, never mind this recent fad known as christianity.
Ignorance is one thing,but only the religouse show us that they are proud of being ignorant.
Faith will not give you the answeres,it meerly stops you asking the question.
When did the bible ever prase interect? You mistake belief for knowledge. |
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| Ayn Rand |
There has never been a philosophy, a theory, or a doctrine that attacked reason, which did not preach submission to the power of some authority. |
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| known |
Since you freaks believe in "hell", why don 't go there and leave the intellectuals alone! No god exist, join us and free up your mind. |
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| Devout atheist |
We accept darwin's theory as the most logical explanation of life, and until we gain the means necessary to further prove that theory or discover a new lead as to the origin of human life, that is the best explanation we have, knowledge begins with doubt, we play the devil's helper( just a saying ) in trying to contradict that theory. We do not accept it as 100% truth, but it seems damned logical. |
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| Grand |
In organizing my life, clearing out old stuff and cluttered paperwork, I challenged all of the irrational thoughts about religion and became an atheist, keeping only useful items and religion and belief in god is not one of them....logic became my organizer. |
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| My brain |
Stop trolling and spamming your Delusional absurdities on this beautiful collection of atheists' thoughts, mr. Unknown. |
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EA Miller |
“God†is a man-made concept. Therefore, all gods are fictional. |
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Pat Simons |
When you weigh the range of possibilities in matters of faith against actual evidence, it should be obvious that what ever one chooses to believe is almost certainly wrong as a simple matter of probability, and there is no way to test anything. |
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EA Miller |
The old saying “don’t believe everything you hear†seems especially pertinent when listening to people recite from any religious text. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Gods don't have voices, that's why we have to SPEAK for them.
Gods don't have muscles, that's why we have to FIGHT for them.
Gods don't have brains, that's why we have to THINK for them. |
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EA Miller |
The only good religion is an extinct religion. |
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Pat Simons |
To all the theologians of the world I ask.......PROVE IT! Provide some testable evidence for your endless mental gymnastics that have motivated otherwise good people to kill, torture, and destroy in the name of what you dream up. |
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EA Miller |
To believe the mindless absurdities of religious texts, one must completely disconnect from reality and rational thinking and tune out the rest of world. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Those preoccupied with God's benevolence ignore -- conveniently -- a foundational and essential principle of his creation: most living things are locked in a scheme of necessary murder. (Observation #1596) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The greatest thing that The Creator created was the invisibility suit. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Compared to the age of the universe, the average human lifespan is about one millisecond. |
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