top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Clint Murphy |
Religion makes sense when you don't think about it. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
To Brian Griffin: Touché! (Except for the fact that I WAS brainwashed as a child and grew up believing what I was taught about God et al. It wasn't until I managed somehow to reprogram my brain in middle age that I manage to shake off the utterly ridiculous notions of gods, ghosts and ghouls etc.) |
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| Clint Murphy |
If I could press a button and remove all religion I would then the world would be a more peaceful place. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Because I'm a caring person I hate all scams, especially those that take people for fools and those that take peoples' money. God based religions are the biggest scams of the lot. It's a pity some can't see that. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I was converted some years back to Natural Gas. Maybe those converted to religion are prone to unnaturally gas. |
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| Carola |
Religion was invented for stupid idiots, us, normal people don't need to be told to honor thy father and mother and thou shall not kill. |
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| Carola |
Religion is the only fantasy socially accepted |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theists think that this life is just a rehearsal for a promised better life after death.
The pity is that after their demise they'll never know that what they had was the real thing. |
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| Brian Griffinj |
I am sure many atheists would like to know how theology can justify indoctrination in respect of religious belief in the world of the supernatural, comprising :- god, satan, angels, devils, dragons, demons, ghosts, souls, spirits, paridise, hell, virgin birth, afterlife, miracles, armageddon, etc. when their is not a shred of rational or coherent evidence to support such belief. |
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Dee Jay |
I am a true believer in equality. Anyone who believes in a higher being/creator be it a god, jesus, allah...whatever--they are equally stupid and gullible. |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
I just don't get why people accept this concept of "god", why instead of punishing mankind for being tempted by the devil, why not go to the root of the problem and destroy the devil itself? At least this would end this ridiculous cycle. |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
I wonder how the process of eating a forbidden fruit would suddenly make you all knowledgeable. Sounds like this "god" doesn't know anything. Knowledge comes from studying, observation, experience etc. Eating a bad fruit would just make your stomach ache. |
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| Trueman |
Seems like god is always punishing Someone,Sheesh Doesnt this guy ever take a day off. |
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| NoGods4Me |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA...GOD-LESS AMERICA! |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
God in the bible was pictured more of as a magician than a creator, A person who says ABRAKADABRA and poof! Everything was magically created. |
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| P-Funk Daddy |
The Bible: Because all the works of science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought that all the animal species of the world lived within walking distance of Noah's house. |
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Pearly Reddy |
YOUR God made me an atheist. Who are YOU to question HIS wisdom? --- Unknown
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| Unknown |
the bible still makes sense if you replace the word god with "invisible pink unicorn" |
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| Unknown |
those who believe in a higher power are afraid that this life is all they have |
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| Unknown |
I don't believe in anything without facts, therefore I don't believe. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Fear of being frightened is the worst fear of all. |
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| jake |
religon is like rap, easy to make, you get lots of money, fun to laugh at,and most importanly its a big fucking joke |
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| NoGods4Me |
Everyone is born an atheist. Which god(s) don't you believe in? Me too!!  |
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| Sean O'Connor |
Imagine a utopian world in the distant future; Where people love, laugh and everyone works together for the common good; There is no war, no rape, no murder or discrimination; No pain and suffering; No plague or famine or religion; A future where everyone is atheist w/ atheist ideals… and despite all the good God will still send every one of them to Hell. That makes God kind of a fucking asshole doesn’t it? |
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| Hugo Boss |
To convince the emotionaly vulnerable and the grieving that there is some invisible friend up in the sky who loves them and cares for them is at best a cruel joke,at worst deception bordering on criminal... |
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| Pavlos Prevedourakis |
If god rules the world whether we like it or not, he is a dictator, and all dictators must fall. |
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| Hugo Boss |
Religion and god is the worthless byproduct of the fear of the unknown and unexplained... |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Seeing" God and ghosts and "Hearing voices", merely demonstrates the frailty of the human mind. |
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| Unknown |
The world is filled with fools like me
But only god can make a tree.
But only fools like me you see
Can make a god who can make a tree. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Being atheist is like buying a lottery ticket whilst knowing that there's about as much chance of landing the jackpot as there is of a theist reading a book on evolution and developing rational thought on the subject. |
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| Joe LB |
If a religious person was told from childhood the story of Jack and the beanstalk was Gods word and Jonas inside a whale was a childs book they would believe it all the same. |
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| Andrew |
If Adam and Eve the first man and woman, then why do they have belly buttons? |
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| NoGods4Me |
To claim America is a "Christian nation" because it contains mostly Christians is just as absurd as to call it a "White nation" because it contains mostly white people. E PLURIBUS UNUM! |
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| Stephen Hawking |
Science can't disprove God, but science makes God unnecessary. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The theist can appeal to nothing absolute, nothing objectively true for all people, it is just mere opinion enforced by might.
(With appology to Peter Huff) |
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| Shane Pitts |
"...I'd rather live my life accepting the reality of our ignorance then spending the rest of my days drowning in all knowing lies."
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Dee Jay |
@ unknown, why don't you visit chritian sites and leave US alone-- we don't want or need your preaching, so go worship to your cruel sadistic non-loving imaginary father elsewhere and stop trying to brainwash our children in schools. If we want them to learn that nonsense we would send them to a church. (like that would ever happen) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I firmly believe that all declared and confirmed atheists should receive a substantial Government Grant* in order to finance the cause so's to spread the word to a wider audience.
* Not really. I'm just touting for votes.
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| Hugo Boss |
The supposed god of this universe troubling himself with whacking a hapless Israelite for gathering firewood on the sabbath...a charming fellow wouldnt you say? |
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| Hugo Boss |
The authors of the Old Testament were desert savages who managed to out do themselves in creating a god even more savage and uncouth than themselves.. |
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| Stephen Hawkings |
"There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark." |
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Richard Dawkins |
well, what if I'm wrong? Any one could be wrong about the flyin spagetti monster, the pink unicorn or the flying teapot. You happen to have been brought up, I would presume, with the christian faith. You know what it's like not to beleive in a particular faith because you are not a muslim, you are not a hindu. Why aren't you a hindu? Because you happen to have been brought up in America and not in India. If you were brought up in India you'd be a hindu. If you were born in Denmark at thetime of te Vikings you'd be beleiving in Wotan and Thor. If you were brought up i classical Greece, you'd be beleiving in Zeus. If you were brought up in central Africa you'd be beleiving in the great Juju up the mountain. There's no particular reason to pick on the jeudao- christian god, in which by the cheerest accident, you happen to have been brought up and ask me whatif I'm wrong? What if you're wrong about the great juju at the bottom of the sea? |
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| Unknown |
"Religion preaches love but teaches hate while using fear and intimidation to control its flock." |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The Vatican has only “suggested” that bishops report child-raping priests (but they won't force them to do so), and yet state that Atheists and homosexuals–by commandment–should “definitely” be killed.
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| mc |
I was reading the sports section one time and I read that some coach said they won because God was on their side. But what about all the other times they lost? Did God sleep in or something? And also, If there really is a God, wouldn't he have more important things to focus on, like making a cure for AIDS? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There is FAR more evidence that the biblical account of creation is - to say the least - erroneous. Whilst the evidence for evolution is abundant - to those who are willing to look.
As for that old chestnut: "You cannot PROVE that God does not exist", I always was led to believe that - in a court of law, lets say - the onus is put on those who CLAIM that something exists, existed or happened.
If the existence of any god was brought before a court of law by the pious: to be tried by a jury of the unbiased; I'm sure that the case would be dismissed through lack of evidence and the pious subsequently accused of wasting the court's time.
Whereas, if the case was God's Creation versus Evolution and the case heard before the same unbiased jury, Evolution would win hands down every time AND be awarded costs. |
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| Penn Jillette from Penn & Teller |
Whatever you do, don't read the Bible for a moral code. It advocates prejudice, cruelty, superstition, and murder. Read it because we need more atheists, and nothing will get you there faster than reading the damn Bible. |
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| Simon Blackburn |
Religions are fossilized philosophies with the questions left out. It is better for the mind to choose the path of skepticism and inquiry over dogma and faith. |
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| Unknown |
I live thy life as a Religious Man and worship as an Atheist |
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| Unknown |
as bible says everything was created in 6 days, if there was no light nor earth at first day, who and how measured days? |
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