top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Unknown |
I don't mind God, it's his fan club I can't stand... |
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| sour the sweet |
New born babies. Defencless....the best time to baptise! |
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| unknown |
Why does God get all the credit, but none of the blame? |
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| Dan Thomas |
If you think about it, God has a hand in every war ever fought. Who needs a God like that? |
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| Calliope Muse |
Asking me if I've "found Jesus" is like asking me if I've found Apollo. No, I don't go looking for fictional characters from mythology. |
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| Annoona |
If you genuinely believe your going to go to paradise when you die fine, blow yourself up by all means. Just DON'T murder innocent people in the process. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Creationists' should believe in evolution, for haven't the holy books themselves evolved over time? |
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| Wanderer |
This about it. If God really does exist and is the only Super Guy, must be very very lonely up there. After all, all of time and eternity has already been planned and written in stone by He himself. So whats his purpose of a never ending life? If this is true then the evil we see must be his way of entertaining himself ! |
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| Chris L |
For all the fighting between religions in the world, they can still agree on many things.
Where as atheists, who don't fight, only agree on one thing.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Contradictions in terms come easy to the morbidly pious. I wish they'd make up their tiny minds as to whether God is doing them a favour when he takes them or whether the favour is done when he deigns to save them.
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| Bill Maher |
"If you were born in Pakistan, you wouldn't be believing in Jesus Christ right now, you'd be believing in Mohammad, so its completely and terribly arbitrary." |
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| Harvatos |
The less you know, the more you believe. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Earth's populous will dismiss whatever findings arise in regard to evolution. After all, our universe is only a few thousand years old at the most, in their reasoning. Infinite wisdom is more than matched by infinite ignorance. |
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| Jacob Denning |
Religion has never been thought of other then right even when there wrong but Atheist are thought of as ignorant when their right. |
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| Jon A |
..and God said "It is not good for surgeons to be bored" and so he created the human appendix. |
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| Jon A |
I am mixed-race African and it surprises me that so many black people live thier lives according to the Bible, a book that frequently condones slavery. |
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| Emanuel oviedo |
''God did not create man, man created god.'' |
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When people make mistakes, they call it evil. When God makes mistakes, they call it Nature. |
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| Austin Lounge Lizards |
God loves all his children, by gum. That don’t mean he won’t incinerate some.
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Douglas Adams |
If somebody votes for a party that you don't agree with, you're free to argue about it as much as you like. But if somebody says, 'I mustn't move a light switch on a Saturday,' you say, 'Fine, I respect that.' |
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| Abraham Lincoln, 16th U.S. President |
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion. |
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| E.T. Babinski |
My spell-checker lacks the word 'creationism' in its dictionary, so each time that word is encountered, an alternative pops up at the bottom of my screen, 'cretinism'. |
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Bertrand Russell |
I wish to propose for the reader's favourable consideration a doctrine which may, I fear, appear wildly paradoxical and subversive. The doctrine in question is this: that it is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true. |
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| Maurice Dorman |
God is a god of gaps. He fills things we don;t understand. e.g. Thunder and lightening god has been disproven. So we found a new gap that Science hasn't discovered as yet |
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| RWB |
Religion is a crutch for the mentally lame |
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| Michel de Montaigne |
Oh sehseless man! - who wouldn't know how to make a maggot, yet would make gods by the dozen. |
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| soren olesen |
the difference between god and santa is that we eventualy stop believing in santa. i long for the day we can stop believing in god.
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| Michael Stipe |
I don't need a heaven, I don't need religion, I am in the place that I should be. |
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| Homer Simpson |
Can God microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself cannot eat it? |
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| ATHEISTEMOCRACY |
Religion is what people make up because they can't deal with the real world. We just choose to live our lives like we might die tomorrow...and that's all.
If god is so great why do people we love and cherish die young, it's "his will" if this was true I'd take "his powerful will" and shove it up his "almighty" ass. |
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| Denis Diderot |
"The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers."
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Allah Verpint |
I deny the holy spirit. I also deny papa smurf. I deny the tooth fairy and santa claus. But I dare not deny my wife... there really would be hell to pay! |
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Prof Uri Nassol |
Religious logic: If there is no obvious cause, then it must be supernatural. Scientific logic: If there is no obvious cause, try theoretical explanations until our knowledge catches up. |
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| b.h lim |
the holy land is the largest mental asylum. each patient claiming that their imaginary fiend is the best. |
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Prof Uri Nassol |
What does God get out of demonstrations of faith that he can't get out of demonstrations of intelligence and reason? |
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| Ben Longwell |
Finding direction in your life by subscribing to the existence of an entity you can't see. That just seems a bit counterintuitive. |
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Mark Walsh |
Initially, religion opened the eyes of man, only to close them when contradictory evidence is presented. |
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Lady Phyllis Stein |
The potential for loss gives birth to the potential to love. The refusal to accept loss gives birth to the potential for hate. |
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| Nyan Prater |
“God talks to me,” says the fool, “for if it wasn’t Him, who else could it have been all these years?” |
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Final New Theologist |
My wife is killed by a religious fanatic who just happens to believe in the right god, but she believed in the wrong god so she goes to be tortured for eternity... even if she was a good person? It all makes sense if you think deep enough! |
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Allah Verpint |
When you are a child, you can cope with life's difficulties through the power of your imagination, and the world is suddenly less threatening. When you grow up you do the same thing... it's called religion. |
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| The Dude |
Why is it that the people that shove religion in our faces the most are the first ones to get offended when you ask a question? Could it be that they are trying to convince themselves? |
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Mummy's Big Brave Boy |
Being an atheist is like being the first kid in class to find out father christmas isn't real. Then when you start telling people, they either get angry and tell you to shut up... or they say "Yeah, I think so too". Theists are the ones yelling "Shut up!" |
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Baron von Knifty |
What good is being born-again when it makes you dead from the neck up?
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Alan Harvey |
Theists believe in talking bushes, a boat holding millions of animals, an apple that made Eve ashamed of her vagina, talking snakes, dead people moving rocks and flying etc... but they think evolution is unbelievable... UNBELIEVABLE! |
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| Daniel C. Dennett |
"The notion that man would shun Darwin and return to his ignorance is about as funny to me as abandoning Copernicus and returning to a Geo-Centrist view of the Universe." |
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Baron von Knifty |
Religion is hypocritical; It is more about revenge than forgiveness, more lies than truth, more hate than love and certainly more about death than life.
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Baron von Knifty |
Gods are always phony because people always invent them as hateful, greedy and ignorant as they are.
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| Pearly |
Countries can't AFFORD faith-based administrations. |
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Evan Gowing |
A Christian acquaintance of mine told me that God was speaking to me, and I needed to be quiet and listen. Is God that weak that he can't even grab my attention? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
When the dinosaurs were almost wiped out, the remaining smaller creatures survival evolved into mice which led on to Man.
DNA evidence shows that we still have a lot of mouse DNA in our blood. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
No one should have to forfeit their life for thinking and speaking their mind. |
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Akanyang Canine |
"Non believers don't have Sins, they have freedom" A Quote by my Girlfriend |
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Pat Simons |
As an atheist, I'm not opposed to all religions, only those that involve people. |
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EA Miller |
TV Pastor: "When God puts us through storms in our lives, this is his way of testing our faith and showing that he loves us."
Me: "How exactly does this apply to children dying of terminal cancer throughout the world? Seems they're going through one hell of a storm!" |
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EA Miller |
The TRUE power of prayer...
When I'm thirsty, I go to the fridge and grab a bottle of water.
If I was thirsty, and 1,000,000 god-loving people prayed for a single bottle of water to materialise in my hand, I'd continue to be thirsty. |
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Ignasi Reches |
Religion is the last relic of the primitive mind and its eradication is necessary to achieve the full potential of the human race. |
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Ignasi Reches |
"I do not come from any monkey!" said the creationist who believes it was created from dirt and inbreeding. |
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Ignasi Reches |
Theist: I have proof that God exists.
Atheist: Ok, let's see it.
Theist: Just look around you.
Atheist: "He hits his head against the wall." |
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Ignasi Reches |
Religion is ignorance disguised as intelligence, a hypocrisy disguised as humility, a belief disguised as knowledge, a hate disguised as love and a fiction disguised as truth. |
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