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Carlos Mora Carlos Mora MY 3 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER BELIEVE WHO MADE THE WORLD WAS TINKER BELL .WHO PROVES THE OPPOSITE?
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty It was all a marketing plot. Santa was there to mold us into greedy little consumers. To want. The Tooth Fairy made us desire money. Hell, Halloween gave us our first taste of monsters and our first fears, which taught us that there was indeed a free handout if you acted the part and followed the rules. Fantasy literally paid up front, hooked us, and bought us off.
Then–properly brainwashed–on to the Easter bunny and religion.
Enoch Author Enoch Author
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I'm far too spiritual and emotional and passionate to believe in the supernatural. - Stephen Fry
Davo Yumpus Davo Yumpus Christians laugh at the science of Evolution but run to Science for the latest & greatest medicine, all to prevent them from dying & elevating to Heaven to be with their beloved Holy Father !
How fucking retarded is that :)
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty Remember, when they talk about the best of both worlds, one of those worlds has no evidence of existence.
James Kerins James Kerins You say that your faith is as a rock in the ocean.
And I say so is Alcatraz.
Dee Jay Dee Jay on the plus side--atheism is still evolving and 1 day we will be the majority!
Dee Jay Dee Jay tis the original reason for the season--happy winter solstice!
TorianX Religion is the only thing you'll lose while gaining knowledge.
osirisnut A talking burning bush, a talking donkey, a talking snake. And a talking holy ghost. What unmitigated drivel.
Voltaire Voltaire All people are born with a nose and two hands with fingers on them but no one was born with a knowledge of a god.
van Styweslang A belief may be useful for a number of reasons but that does not make it true.
osirisnut Throughout the long history of the Noble peace prize not one pope has received the prize and there have been ten of them.
osirisnut You can pray to a god or you can pray to a brick, ultimately you will receive the same result nothing. But you will always have the brick.
Ricky Gervais If God created me, why did he make me an Athiest?
Unknown Please, God, go to Hell. Thanks.
van Klaas One thing is certian--when those old timers from the bible days stated god told them this or that were either smoking some crazy mind bending shit or were knowingly telling bald faced lies to keep their tribes in line...
Atheist Sayings Every time you see a rainbow, god is having gay sex.
I am evil You need a bomb to destroy a nation,
And a god to justify it.
And a horned devil to humor the victim.
Baron von Knifty
Governments and religions always give you someone to hate.
A.T. Every time God answers a prayer for you, a child in Africa dies...
Unknown If the Bible were a textbook it would be sorely out-of-date.
Stupid Dog Hypocrite Christians, you Christians actually need Satan more than the Atheists, without Satan Christian belief is incomplete..
DD If there is a god then please with all your power oh lord, stop me from hitting submit................... See, nothing
Unknown Once you confess you're an Atheist to a Christian, they can easily become the most rude and ignorant human on the planet.
Unknown Why is it when asked by a Christian if I have excepted Jesus and I say "no" that there is excitement in their eyes when I am told that I am going to hell?
JUDE (force to grow up as a JW) The only faith you need is in one another. We exist, we are visable, we listen, we help, we can cure, we can fix, we can mend, we can love and we can comfort, to expect all this from basically a imaginary friend is insane
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Religions are not about truths. Religions are all about seeing who can tell the biggest lies.
Unknown God's don't kill people, people with gods kill people.
Franz Raphael Ferriols "If the devil punishes bad people, does it make him good?" -online meme
Baron von Knifty Every religion eventually becomes extinct, not because of the truth, but the lack of it.
Baron von Knifty How does your deluded mind justify this: your god allows child-rape in the churches where it resides?
Unknown Know Jesus No Peace
No Jesus Know Peace
Chris Mccasland Chris Mccasland It is hard to change the hearts and minds of those who have neither hearts nor minds.
Craig Potter God is like Santa Claus for adults. It's time for us grown ups to start telling them the truth.
Taylor Mahaffey There's a fine line between arrogance and ignorance. Similarly, I believe there's a fine plane between arrogance, ignorance, and stupidity. That plane is commonly known as religion.
Sorin Rusu Sorin Rusu As a religious person you don't need "proof". If you looked for proof, you would be an atheist.
NoGods4Me This line from a song, "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition", is just further evidence that war and religion go together like hand in glove.
Arthur C. Clarke Arthur C. Clarke If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they cannot be very important gods.
August Berkshire Hell is an attempt to get people to believe in what they fear they can not believe through reason and evidence.
August Berkshire religious like the fact that we all die. However, this fear does not prove that there is an afterlife - only proves that we wish there was. Except that desires do not automatically become reality
ANDY THE ATHEIST RICHIE G. You may spend all your life worshiping god, then you die and realise that all that time you have been worshiping the wrong god! (well there are over 3000 to chose from. (I would still choose none of them.)
Ernest Hemingway All thinking men are atheists
Unknown Evolution has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt. Unfortunately, the doubters are not reasonable.
Oscar Wilde When I think of all the harm the Bible has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it.
Chris Wasserott Religion is the greatest scar mankind has ever inflicted onto itself
Unknown The fear of the Lord is the beginning of the fear of knowledge
NoGods4Me FormerAtheist = Theist Troll = infected with god virus = delusional = waste of time.
Tim Nelson I wish more people would believe in Santa and fewer in God. Santa is much nicer fictional character: the worst thing he ever does is not deliver Christmas presents to disobedient children. God, in contrast, promises to send most people to eternal punishment and damnation in the unquenchable flames and boiling brimstone of hell unless they submit to being his slave.
Rabboleth Religious faith is like gonorrhea: I don't care if you have it, until you try to share it with me.
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Pat Simons Pat Simons Blind faith has always seemed to me to be the worst possible way to repay the gift of reason.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Atheist/realist: The witness to evolution lies in the fossil record.

Theist/befuddled: But God put those fossils there in order to test our faith.
EA Miller EA Miller One man’s fairy-tale is another man’s religion. Food for thought.
EA Miller EA Miller The gods adults pray to are as real as Santa Claus, but much less appealing.
EA Miller EA Miller "Science adjusts its views based on what’s observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."

– Tim Minchin
EA Miller EA Miller Pastor Rod Parsley: “We’re going to take your life to another level today!”

Me: “Yep, another level of total BS!”
EA Miller EA Miller As a child, being obsessively attached to fairy-tale character is kind of cute. However, if it continues into adulthood, seeing a mental health care professional for an extended period of time is probably a good idea!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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If there WERE to be a Heaven and a Hell, neither would've had any residents for the first 4.5 BILLION years.
EA Miller EA Miller "Religion started when the first con man met the first fool."

- Mark Twain
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Religion can be likened to the hook in a butcher's hand. My advice? Steer well clear of that hook.
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