top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Worshiping the sun you can feel the heat on your skin & see the light. If you worship the earth you can feel solid ground beneath your feet. Unlike other beliefs which are all smoke & mirrors & pure illusion. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
My god, My God, why have you forsaken me?!!! Because he was never there in the first place you naive idiot!!! |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
God is "the" ultimate absent father? |
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| Patsy Vaughn |
I worship the "sun"! Without it, there is no life. |
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| Jonathan Chow |
Science can answer many things known to humanity, religion cannot. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
In reality, you can only make value judgments & choices based on actual tangible evidence. Therefore I say to you that religion & god are Not based on reality. Therefore god & religion remain a fantasy, fairy story,or delusion. |
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| Scott Mattison |
Who are you to Judge God's work?? He is the one that made me an Athiest :) |
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| one life |
Heaven or Hell? Niether for me thanks. I can think of no greater punishment than having to simply ceaselessly, endlessly exist. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Morality does not come from any "god". Do you believe that slavery is moral? Most likely you do not. Read the bible. The "god" of the bible endorses slavery. Now who would you say is moral, you or that "god"? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The mind can be distracted by many foolish things; a barking dog, an ice cream truck or the promise of eternal life.
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| Daniel Dennett |
Telling pious lies to trusting children is a form of abuse, plain and simple. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
But you can get nothing from something. That’s exactly the definition of prayer.
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
After all the pope is an old man with white hair, speaks in a funny ancient dead language (latin)lives in a museum palace(the vatican). Wears a pointy hat,holds a strange rod, wears feminine glittery clothes. Makes weird hand guestures & worships a man nailed to a cross. Is that weird or is that weird? |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
If religion was a form of recreational drug it would have been made illegal long ago & it would carried a health warning due to often fatal consquences. |
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| Robert M. Pirsig |
When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion |
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| unknown |
I used to believe in god, until I learned that masturbation is prohibited. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Atheist: Are you still on your New Year’s resolution?
Xian: Which one?
Atheist: The one where you give up your religion.
Xian: That lasted one hour, then I lost my car keys. Got desperate and had to pray that I’d find them.
Atheist: Did you?
Xian: No. Still looking. But thank god I had a back-up key.
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| Emo Philiips |
All those with telekinetic powers... raise my hand. |
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| Kyle Mariani |
Religious people are aggressively hoping they're right, Intellectuals are progressively proving they're right. |
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| richard diment |
if god existed, then how come all wars are created by religion. In all religious texts it says thou shalt not kill so WHY!!!!! |
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| Conk in Utah |
When I accidently ran over my neighbors Cat, she said "God damn you."
When I revived the cat through mouth to mouth she said "Thank God".
Why does God only get credit for the good things? |
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| unknown |
Everything eventually will be explained by either science or ignorance |
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| johnnie jones |
As an atheist all I ask for is, life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness but christianity will not allow this to be ! |
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| johnnie jones |
My biggest question ,to the impossibility, of the Noah's Ark fable is, what become of the flood waters, as natural gravity would render it permanently a part of Earth . |
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| johnnie jones |
The total water of the noah's Ark fable would equal three trillion two hundred and thirty-four billion, seven hundred-forty million, six hundred and sixty-five thousand, cubic miles of water, just to equal the peak of Mt. Everest, at 29,028 feet. So where is it ? This doesn't include the frozen poles or the oceans and lakes on Earth . |
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Will Evo |
As an atheist, I take offense to the creationist belief that everything about me, and the world I live in, was and is planned. The universe is a much more beautiful place when one realizes all of it was and is a product of chance and circumstance. |
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| unknown |
I hate being asked for my "religious affiliation" when I go to fill something out. In a perfect world, that question wouldn't exist. |
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| johnnie jones |
Is it better to live in a world you believe can be changed by the mere asking , Or to live in the real world like an atheist? I have no doubt as I am definately an atheist . |
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| johnnie jones |
Believing in god or the tooth fairy , they are both based on the monetary system and profit but one you grow out of believing unless you are a christian . |
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| johnnie jones |
Time and time again they tell stories of finding Noah's Ark but they shurely don't expect us to believe none of them own a camera ? |
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| johnnie jones |
I can't speak for the world but to my experiance,I have an above average IQ and am an atheist,My family members who are christians refuse to take IQ tests as they know deep down how they would score . |
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| johnnie jones |
I'm sorry I can't be a christian , I just don't have that much hat in me to qualify . |
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| johnnie jones |
Who was the greatest known magician of all time , Harry Houdini or the one who faked his own death two thousand years ago ? |
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| johnnie jones |
If we ( THE THINKERS ) were able to take away religion , just think about all the idiots that would be wandering this earth lost with no one to hate or kill . |
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| johnnie jones |
If we believed the christian teachings there would be no America as we would be in Europe afraid of falling off the edge of the world and thinking the sun revolved around the Earth . |
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| johnnie jones |
If god created man in his own image then was he gay or bisexual ? |
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| johnnie jones |
Christians have the answers to all the worlds problems while anside their churches , but their beliefs are like an unfittable piece to a puzzle in the real world . |
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| johnnie jones |
IQ is like money as the ones who say it isn't important are the ones that have none . |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Why is there handicap parking at the church? Can’t they heal these people?
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bobbymatt |
Atheists prayer
Our knowledge, who art in the mind of every logical being,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy dominion appear,
Thy decisiveness lead.
In logic as it is in science
Give us this our daily sanity.
And teach those in ignorance
As we pity those who's ignorance effects us
And lead us not into religion
But deliver us from stupidity
For thine is the kingdom, the power and benevolence, for ever and ever
verily
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| L. M. Brereton |
Unconditional faith is unconditional stupidity. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
“If one were to take the bible seriously one would go mad. But to take the bible seriously, one must be already mad.” ~ Aleister Crowley |
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| Unknown |
Science flies people to the Moon. Religion flies people into buildings. |
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Bertrand Russell |
The Christian view that all intercourse outside marriage is immoral was, as we see in the above passages from St. Paul, based upon the view that all sexual intercourse, even within marriage, is regrettable. A view of this sort, which goes against biological facts, can only be regarded by sane people as a morbid aberration. The fact that it is embedded in Christian ethics has made Christianity throughout its whole history a force tending towards mental disorders and unwholesome views of life. |
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| June VanDerMark |
You can dig up a lot of muck about Atheists, but you will never dig up bodies of victims that Atheists killed in the name of a deity. That type of grievous behavior ONLY falls to the ones who claim to hear the voice of their gods. |
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| Kemar Wilks |
thinking is the opposite of believing |
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| Unknown |
If I believe that a little man painting pictures lives in my TV, I'm delusional. But, if I believe that Jesus lives in a box at the back of a church disguised as a loaf of bread and glass of wine, I'm just Catholic. |
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| mini |
I'm a really nice person. A good mom, good wife, good daughter, sister and friend. I give to charity. I volunteer, I help family, friends and strangers alike. I've never hurt a person in my life, don't even step on spiders, never broken the law. I'm kind and gentle and I think you'd like me. Yet there is someone out there who I've never met who hates me with such a passion and vileness that he wants to burn me alive for all eternity, suffering and writhing in agony forever and ever...just because I don't believe in him. I can't even understand that depth of hate yet christians call him a "loving God". |
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| At Man |
When you die you go back to being star dust, back to the primal void. Your body is ultimately recycled back into its original constituent parts. Earth, water, fire, air & spirit. Nothing what so ever to do with gods or religion though. |
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| Dan Barker |
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can’t be taken on its own merits.
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