top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| ari ben canaan |
you think heaven's gonna be a swell place, when you can hardly bear to sit in the church - that too once a week? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
It’s the illusion of superiority in religion that suckers in all those sheep. They don’t want to give up their bogus holier-than-thou status.
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| Baron von Knifty |
If those Christian and Muslim parents really believe what their religions tell them, then they should kill their newborn babies at birth so they will reach heaven and meet god that much sooner.
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| Peter |
If Jesus will forgive a man whom commits the worst of sins, I am sure that he will forgive me for disbelieving his omnipotence. |
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| Desiderius Erasmus |
"In the land of the blind,the one-eyed man is king" |
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| Unknown |
I would very much like to know why God sets strict rules and moralities but there is still incest every couple of pages in the Bible. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
I’d like you to take a moment and imagine a world without a god; an atheistic world if you will. You might assume that this godless world contains massive amounts of cheating and lying, fear, pain and suffering, hatred, disease, rapists, pedophiles, murderers, wars and holocausts.
Now, imagine that same world, but this time with a god thrown in, and tell me the difference.
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| Unknown |
"It's odd that God should choose the Jews." |
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| Mitchell Kerr |
It is amazing how Christians manage to act in such contradiction to what their savior dedicated his life to teach. If Jesus came back tomorrow he would probably be pissed off. |
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| Demetri Martin |
The best thing about being dumb is that it makes magic better |
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| David Rohlf |
Look at the bible like you would any other fairy tale story told by a creative writer who wants his story to be told even after he is long gone. |
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| H.L. Mecken |
It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. |
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| jstep |
the U.S.A. as a country was founded on the constitution, otherwise we would need a boatload of stones.. |
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| Al |
Man used to believe that god lived in heaven, and logic tells me it was the only safe place to hide a fictional god at the time. Science gave us the ability to fly and also the proofs that heaven is empty. |
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Jerry Dees Jr |
One would assume that if the church anticipated Jesus' return, they would examine some of the numerous Jesus claims. Instead, they must recognize the absurdity of the idea. |
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Jerry Dees Jr |
So, your god died for our sins and then resurrected himself? It's time for him to pay for his own sins now, and this time, there should be no resurrection. He deserves that! |
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Jerry Dees Jr |
What kind of evil vanity drives your god to permit tragedy simply to receive prayers? |
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Simple Boy |
The argument between christian and muslim is like that of two drunkards arguing which is the best brand of alcohol. |
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Kitalia Jones |
Christian:What has god done to you?
Me:Nothing.... Things that don't exist can't really do anything.... |
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Kitalia Jones |
To blindly believe is foolish, to investigate is wise.... |
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Simple Boy |
Rabbi laitman,😂😂😂, this lie of christianity has served us well.Look how those idiots are singing hymns about our country israel.Our fake history is taught in their school curriculum, our tribe is forever mentioned in their churches.Rabbi laitman...😂😂😂 |
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Simple Boy |
Iam an atheist because my immune system said no to this crap.I wasn't convinced by someone to be an atheist and that's why nobody can turn me into a believer of praising rabbi jesus' skirt all day and night in exchange for a favor which i can struggle to get. |
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Gregarious |
A bird sitting on a tree is never afraid of the branch breaking, because her trust is not on the branch but on her own wings. Always trust yourself, think for yourself, and rationalize your decisions. Stress, anxiety, fear, angst, worry, and depression are caused when we live to please others and allow them to tell us what to believe and how to run our lives – especially based on some fictitious deity and its “Holy Wordâ€. Don’t let someone else tell you WHAT to think and not HOW to think. Think for yourself, make your own logical and rational choices … and take charge of your own destiny! |
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
What i admire most from yahweh is his great sense of smell. |
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
Don't tell me that God is powerful because of the miracles written in the Bible,tell me what great thing has God done to you.
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Acid Krtiana |
Some people want matriarchs (female religious leaders).
Aren't patriarchs bad enough?!?! |
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Acid Krtiana |
"They wanna see blood,
They wanna see hate,
Like needle in your vain,
Sickness with no name,
In a world that's insane,
Was America to blame?
When you're prayin' for a change,
To a god with no face!"
~Deuce, America |
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Acid Krtiana |
"One Nation Under God."
Why are we required to say this in the pledge?
It wasn't even added until the 1950s! |
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Acid Krtiana |
I will defend your right to practice your religion; but I will NOT defend your choice to discriminate against others. |
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Acid Krtiana |
If there is a "perfect plan" that God makes for everyone, and it happens according to what he chooses, I guess God chose me to be an atheist. |
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Jonathan Rot |
What did God do? Killed thousands of people, including infants, letting loose bears on children who teased a bald man, etc. Controlled people. Controls people. Even more. (If I remember correctly)
What did Satan do? Gave Adam and Eve the ability to see the truth?
Yeah, I know which one I would rather follow, if I were forced to pick one. |
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Acid Krtiana |
Freedom of religion is that you have the right to practice your religion, NOT the right to discriminate. |
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Acid Krtiana |
I just realized something. Well, on 6/23/2020, but whatever. I still realized it.
The reason why Christians, Muslims, Jehovah's Witnesses, and other religions, go around, trying to convert so many people, is for one reason:
They are afraid their religion will die out.
If they weren't afraid, why would they go door-to-door, trying to spread it as fast as they can, like wildfire? They fear it will die out. If they didn't, they wouldn't be trying to recruit as many people as they can.
Atheists don't go door-to-door. Religious people do. This shows a fear among religious people, that simply doesn't happen among atheists. |
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Acid Krtiana |
As an atheist, I have faith. I have faith that you're wrong and your God is fake. |
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Acid Krtiana |
It is impossible to prove something doesn't exist, that has never been proven to exist. |
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Gregarious |
As I look around the world, I see scientists and rationalists like me … we’re always going around asking ourselves, ‘What if I’m wrong’? And, sometimes, scientists are proven wrong, as new discoveries are made, and they have to revise or discard a theory. You don’t see many among the religious crowd asking that question. They don’t seem to be very interested in asking themselves, ‘What if we’re wrong’? ... Religion makes people inflexible, unchangeable, rigid, fanatical, dogmatic and blinded by their faith. They become brainwashed and indoctrinated and deliberately choose to remain ignorant about reason, logic, sagacity, sense, and reality. In a sense, they are rationally, emotionally and intellectually removed from the real world. This question should be especially relevant and appropriate for them since they have no proof nor evidence to validate their beliefs. And, these beliefs and convictions become increasingly harder to rationalize, explain and justify as new scientific discoveries and pieces of evidence come to light.
… Daniel Dennett.
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Gregarious |
I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, intellect, and reasoning, confirmed by independent and objective observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous – if there is evidence for it. The wilder and more ridiculous and preposterous a claim is, however, the firmer and more solid the evidence must be.
… Isaac Asimov. |
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Gregarious |
Faith is a luxury for those who are able to ignore and disregard what the rest of us must see every day. |
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Gregarious |
You need to first demonstrate that your god actually exists before you can ask someone to "prove" its non-existence or make any claims and assertions based upon its existence. If you can’t do that, it’s a non-starter. Faith and beliefs are merely idiosyncratic, subjective, and personal. The only thing they prove is that you hold such beliefs – not that they are right! |
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Gregarious |
If you were born in a different place or time, you would very likely be of a different faith – and fervently believe that that one too was right. Like language, people are usually the faith they were born into, and they grow up believing that theirs is the right one because they were indoctrinated and brainwashed by their parents and others in the faith to believe so. It is best to keep an open mind, because … You Never Know! |
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Gregarious |
One of the dysfunctional thinking so prevalent in virtually all religions, Christianity included, is this nonsense of thinking: “Our beliefs are right; Your beliefs are wrong. We’re the chosen ones, you’re not. I’m going to Heaven, and you’re going to Hell for not believing as I do.†This type of thinking is pure insanity! No one knows who’s right and, yes, who’s wrong when it comes to religion. There are literally thousands of Religions/Gods, and no one can prove theirs is the right one. There is absolutely no proof nor evidence to support or validate your own beliefs or to disprove another’s … That’s why it’s called “Faithâ€! |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Science has achieved, and continues to achieve, immeasurably more than we can imagine. It has given us the knowledge to control our own lives, and the very destiny of our own species.
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
The question will soon be, whether enslaved minds, living in abject fear, convinced of perpetual vigilance and eternal torture, can be liberated rationally, and if not, how can we best mitigate the damage of the irrational among us without violating their natural rights in the manner they violated our own. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Have you ever noticed God loves you just the way you are, but Jesus wants to fix you? |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
Christians will always be astonished by me. I am transgender and I have committed all the sins they can imagine, both as a man, and as a woman. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
We should give Christians credit where credit is due. Patiently remaining faithful, staring at the clouds for 2,000 years, waiting for their promises to just fall out of the sky, they must be considered at least as patient as they are gullible. |
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Akanyang Canine |
Intelligent people are product of evolution, the rest are created by god. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
I can only offer my steadfast assurance based upon the sciences, from dissecting a single photon to measuring the width of our universe, that all religion is twaddle. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
If you are willing and curious, the door of understanding will be open to you, but if you close your mind and shut your eyes, you will be consumed by ignorance; the mind cannot grow in darkness. |
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Gwendolyn Gwynn |
As a possessor of knowledge, use it with acuity; for knowledge in the absence of reason is vile.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
What harm has religion ever done to anyone?
Damn! This 'Sarcasm font' I've just purchased on line today is fcukin' useless! |
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EA Miller |
Regarding the honesty of mega-church pastors and faith healers:
What we have here folks is a 4-alarm “pants on fire†situation!
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Here's a pertinent question on the origin of life.
If space explorers of the not too distant future discover primordial life existing on another planet or moon in our solar system, how will that life form be explained? |
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EA Miller |
Atheism is NOT a religion. Atheists have no special meeting places, no ritualistic acts, no holy book, no pastors, priests, rabbis, or shaman. In fact, we’re often from diverse backgrounds with many different interests. We unite in that we do NOT believe in a god or gods. |
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EA Miller |
Religious folk often ask, "How can you deny the love of god?" Then I'll quote them something like this...
Numbers 31:17-18 The Holy Bible (KJV)
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. |
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EA Miller |
As a youth my family practiced Catholicism. Last year I stepped into a Catholic church just out of curiosity. After the very cult-like one hour mass, I honestly felt like the only sane person in the entire building and couldn't wait to get the heck out of there! |
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ךות××” צמזבץ |
the irony of religion is to despise what you see and believe what you don't. |
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Daniel Langdon |
Did you ever notice that when a medical procedure is successful, people praise god. When it is not successful, they sue the doctor. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
That wobbly table.
Is it wobbly because one leg is shorter or longer than the other three or is it wobbly because three of the legs are longer or shorter than the other one?
Be proud and stand by your own opinions even though you feel you are the only one in step. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
And the Lord said to his brainwashed followers: "Come. Let us prey." |
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