top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Ibn Khaldun |
Blindly following ancient customs and traditions doesn't mean that the dead are alive, but that the living are dead. |
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osirisnut |
Christians have a god they worship and also eat, in the form of a wafer. There's nothing better than having your cake and eating it too. |
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osirisnut |
Live your life to the full to-day you only have one chance at it, don't worship a (man-made) deity for a better life after death. |
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EA Miller |
What escapes the minds of most anti-evolutionists who try to sneak creationism into public schools’ curriculum is that there are literally a multitude of gods out there with a multitude of creation stories. Isn’t it discriminatory if we don’t teach them all? |
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osirisnut |
That criminal catholic church worships a god that (if it exists which is very doubtful) obviously doesn't like children but prefers pedophile priests who rape, molest and abuse them and other heinous criminal acts of which they are guilty of. |
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osirisnut |
The identities of the two people that were crucified beside Jesus Christ have been established, one was called Mary Poppins and the other Peter Pan. And Jesus said to both of them. From this day forth you shall be with me in the land of make believe. |
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Pen of Ãnspiration |
church invites you as a sinner and chases you out for sinning |
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Jed King |
"There is no such thing as 'Conditional-love'. .....Well that's the God stuff sorted"!
Jed King. 2017 |
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osirisnut |
The difference between erudition (atheism) and stupidity (religion) is that erudition has limits. Albert Einstien |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"Speak the truth and shame the Devil" is an old English proverb.
However, I believe it makes much more sense if "Devil" is removed and replaced by the all encompassing - "gods". |
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osirisnut |
Muslim women, who wear the hijab can they have pigtails in their hair? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Humanity is divided into two distinct groups.
Those who believe without question and those who don't.
To which group do YOU belong? |
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EA Miller |
Creationists are blinded by facts, so they refuse to even look at them! |
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Pen of Ãnspiration |
Religion is like sugar ,deadly but you are taught to ignore the deadly side and focus on the sweet taste
atheism is like alcohol ,everyone blames it for individual behaviour but in its nature alcohol unlocks the mind |
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osirisnut |
Now that it has been established that Christ was kinky (washing and kissing feet) then it appears that his crucifixion was not his first erection. |
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Colin Genders |
A successful religion requires two types of participants; a large number of individuals with an overwhelming fear of none existance, and a smaller group who are prepared to take advantage of that fear in the name of profit. |
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osirisnut |
Christ washing and kissing feet, that's a foot fetish... Kinky Christ. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
All children are atheists, they have no idea of God. ― Paul Henri Thiry d'Holbach, System of Nature |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Message to those who are about to start a family:
If you intend indoctrinating your children into religion, please make sure you take adequate birth control measures. |
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Pen of Ãnspiration |
novels with ribbons carried by men with ties are bad for reasoning minds. |
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Jonesy Jonesy |
Most people of religion have answered "true" to a multiple choice question. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Trying to personalize the great mystery by calling it "God" is like naming your car "Bessie" -- because then you don't feel like such an idiot when you talk to it. Nothing changes. "Bessie" is still a car -- and you are still an idiot. (Observation # 1032)
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religion should be like nudity: an indulgence unlikely to be fatal in the privacy of the home -- permissible, in seclusion, among small groups of like-minded eccentrics -- considered scandalous and uncivilized in the public sphere -- unheard of in the workplace -- and utterly irrelevant in any government deliberation, discussion, or decision.(Observation # 1012)
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
The difference between what is believed and what is known accounts for a world of stupidity. (Observation # 986) |
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osirisnut |
The pope washing and kissing feet are more signs, more signs of stupidity. |
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osirisnut |
Do Muslims have piggy banks? |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
If you attach yourself to Jesus, he will break your heart and you will never recover, and they will call you religious - Ralph Metusi |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
There has never been religion without falsehood. - Ralph Metusi |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Common sense should tell you that gods are the creation of Man. Never mind what's written in the holy books.
The writing of fiction is as old as writing itself.
In fact, I'd go further and say that fiction (the ability to fool others) is OLDER than the written world, maybe older even than the spoken word. |
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MR. Wolfe |
Every day we try to ban the teaching of science in school is another 100 years were set back
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MR. Wolfe |
We give people the right to bear arms and we get homicides, accidental manslaughter and school shootings, we give people the freedom of religion and we get homicides, terrorist attacks and teaching of faith instead of facts.
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Enoch Author (admin) |
It is of great importance, when we begin to practise rationalism, not to let ourselves be frightened by the evidence. - John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Rational thinking is not related to any religion because rational thinking was practiced before the birth of all the religions of the world. John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Courage is the hallmark of rationalism. Courage comes when you love only the evidence. John Aubrey |
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osirisnut |
Heard from a reliable source God is black, lesbian and an atheist. Now, who would have thought? |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The greatest miracle is the existence of believers willing to surrender the one jewel that sets man apart from all else, rationale thought, in favor of believing in miracles. - John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Truth never hurts a man's search for God, never - Anon |
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osirisnut |
The only worthwhile contribution that Christianity has given the world (humanity) was the sandal. Hallelujah. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Oh, he never returned, no he never returned, and his fate is still unlearned.....Happy Easter! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We are ALL merely food and oxygen for the gods.
No god existed until humans came along and created them.
Without us here to keep them alive, ALL gods would cease to exist.
It's that simple.
Or at least it's simple to anyone who can think for themselves. |
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osirisnut |
Another thing I hate about religious clerics, their nauseating bad habit of breathing. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I, Anthony W. Allsop, will never submit to being emotionally bullied, blackmailed and cajoled in regard to the unshakable stance I'm taking against all those Manmade fairy tales purporting to be the God Given Truth.
Life's too short for meaningless apologies. |
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osirisnut |
Evil, twisted, two-faced, caustic tongued lying scumbags and that's the good parts of every religion. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Atheists may find that arguing with the religious requires the patience of a saint. |
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mathew menezes |
GOD spelt bacwards is more faithful |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Believers should not believe everything that people tell them, particularly when it's their own brain |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
You don't have to be gullible to be good. |
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Paul (Desert Rat) |
What parent would forbid their children to go to school, read from books, and learn from their teachers...and then punish them for LIFE if they did not obey this command??? Only God, so far... |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religions are hypotheses suitable for those "dying for evidence." (Observation # 956) |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religious belief is a tax thrust upon the wretched. Some are taxed higher, and some lower, and some are not wretched. - Ralph Metusi |
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