top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Ms.Bell |
I beleive you don't need someones interpretation to live your life, you dont need the bible to guide you. |
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Nim |
Christianity says blacks should be slaves, Islam says whites should be slaves, Hinduism says we should be slaves to cows. |
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Nim |
Funny how almost 100% of the great comedians, authors and Geniuses are Atheist. Coincidence... or more? |
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Nim |
Religion is just another name for Mythology. Greek Mythology is no different than Christian or Muslim Mythology...just a lot of BS. Except, Greek Mythology had more interesting characters. |
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Nim |
Blasphemy is a victimless crime. |
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Nim |
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. |
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Nim |
A few years ago we finally persuaded psychiatrists to remove homosexuality from the list of recognized disorders. Maybe it's time we started lobbying them to add belief in God to the list. |
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Nim |
Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand. |
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Nim |
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop. |
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Nim |
I'm not anti-religion, I'm pro-reality. |
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Nim |
You know that feeling of fear everyone gets at times when they think about death in a certain way? That fear is the superglue that makes the religious stick to their delusions. |
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Nim |
The inspiration of the bible depends on the ignorance of the person who reads it. |
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Nim |
Christianity started out in Palestine as a fellowship; it moved to Greece and became a philosophy; it moved to Italy and became an institution; it moved to Europe and became a culture; it came to America and became a company. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Shithouses are more useful than churches!!! |
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| NoGods4Me |
To call atheists "unbelievers" is a misnomer. There are many things we believe in, just not yours, or any other gods. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
You may lead an unbeliever to church or a horse to water but you will neither make the horse drink nor the unbeliever pray. |
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| AronRa |
Knowledge is demonstrable and measurable. So if you know it, you can show it. If you CAN'T show it, then you DON'T know it, and you wouldn't claim that you do, if you care at all about the truth.
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Atheists are in the minority (at the moment) just like Round Earthers were at one time. |
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Ere thomas
All thinking men are abnormal.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Atheist-Quotes/157625300937988 |
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| Yami |
Imagine a world without religion... rephrased, a world with much less bloodshed, much less bigotry, much less hardship... and lets not forget two more buildings... |
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Nim |
Religion may be around for a long time. This is why it's up to us to raise the next generation to be Atheists. So before we die, at least we die knowing we did something right for the future of humanity. |
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| Jamie T |
Every psychiatrist has met Jesus. |
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| Me |
Religion is a sexually transmitted disease. |
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Nim |
Religion is comparable to a childhood Neurosis. |
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| NoGods4Me |
When atheists feel grateful, we feel no need to thank a fairy tale character like theists do. We know that it wasn't because of some fictional 'god' that we are happy. We simply feel happiness for the person or thing that made us happy. Thinking humans have evolved to be this way. |
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Nim |
We know that Homo Sapiens are 50 Thousand years old, not 6,000.
We know that Earth is 4.5 Billion years old, not 6,000.
We know that The Universe is 15 Billion years old, not 6,000.
If the Biblical time scale is so completely off, then how can you think that any thing else in the Bible could be true? |
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| Kyle McGrath |
and god said, let there be light!!
...this guy not only created everything, but he did it in the dark!! |
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Robert G. Ingersoll
"One of the foundation stones of our faith is the Old Testament. If that book is not true, if its authors were unaided men, if it contains blunders and falsehoods, then that stone crumbles to dust. The Old Testament must be thrown aside. It is no longer a foundation. It has crumbled."
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Atheist-Quotes/157625300937988 |
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| Myself |
Humans, the most dangerous animals on Earth, they are so dangerous that they use an invisible thing as an excuse of killing you. |
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| Myself |
Just remember that humans were the ones who wrote the bible, not god. |
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| John Page |
Matthew 6:26
Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?
Then WHY do animals starve if there REALLY is a God? |
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| Robert Ingersoll |
Religion can never reform humanity because religion is slavery. |
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| John Page |
The Bible says ask and it shall be given but shouldn't read in quotations "As long as if fits MY master plan" |
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| John Page |
Let God be held accountable for his own actions just as we are by him. |
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| Alex |
The Catholic Church must be feeling itself on extremely shaky ground if the pope has to come to the UK and then openly attacks Atheists. Attacking Atheism shows how weak Catholicism really is. But no surprises really!. |
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| Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. |
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile! |
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| John Page |
Why worship a God who may well send you to hell because he chooses to remain hidden and give no proof that he even exists. |
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| Maximiliano |
WHY AM I THE SINNER?
I WAS JUST BORN. |
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| Alex |
God is what you get when other people tell you what you should think & believe. |
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| Alex |
Only man is responsible for mans inhumanity to man, nothing to do with gods. |
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| homer simpson |
''God created the devil?....finally he did somethng cool'' |
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| D. Fadden |
For the kind of peace that passes understanding...atheism. As experienced by a former Christian of 30+ years. |
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| Omar Khayyam |
Look not above, there is no answer there;
Pray not, for no one listens to your prayer;//
Near is as near to God as any Far,//
And Here is just the same deceit as There.//
And do you think that unto such as you;//
A maggot-minded, starved, fanatic crew://
God gave the secret, and denied it me?--//
Well, well, what matters it! Believe that, too.//
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| Adrian Richard Solis |
“Religious faith varies in degrees between gullibility and lunacy.” |
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| Alex |
Those who indulge in the opium of religion are cocooned from reality just like the actual drug. |
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| Jonathan Chow |
I don't need to be lied to just so i can be happy. |
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| Sir Richard Francis Burton |
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself |
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| Rev Bob |
Religion is another word for ignorance |
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| Russell@Portrush |
I was on a plane once and it was about to take off, the fool sitting next to me blessed himself, TWICE!!! I nearly burst out laughing, not at the fact that if the plane drops from the sky 30,000ft at 500mph this guy thinks his friend upstairs is going to pull him out of it,NO,(still funny tho) it was the fact that i was sitting next to him reading 'The God Delusion'.. I'm still laughing. |
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| R.Lamont |
I was about to take off in a plane once, when the fool in the seat next to me blessed himself, TWICE!!. I nearly burst out laughing, not at the fact that if the plane fell out of the sky from 30,000 ft traveling 500mph he expected to survive because of his friend upstairs, NO, it was the fact that i was reading 'The God Delusion' beside him... I'm still laughing. |
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EA Miller |
Religion was invented to enslave, subdue and domesticate a ruler's subjects. So why, in 21st century secular democracies, do people continue to choose self-imposed psychological slavery and domestication over mental emancipation? You have the keys. Unlock your cage. Be Atheist.
-Michael A. Sherlock
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EA Miller |
Religion:
When all rational, critical thinking is rejected and replaced with "God did it!"
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Pat Simons |
Alcohol never solved any problems! Then again, neither did religion. /s |
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EA Miller |
Theory of Evolution:
Based on over 150 years of data collection, documentation, and scientific research
Creationism:
Based on the study of fictional ancient writings and wishful thinking without a hint of scientific research |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
When sanity and reality just don't matter anymore! |
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EA Miller |
If god actually existed...
He would simultaneously appear on every form of multimedia (e.g., smart phones, tablets, home PCs, televisions) in the world and speak the clearest native dialogue he possibly could to make sure his message was not misinterpreted. |
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Pat Simons |
Creationists flail away at poor old Darwin with the idea that if the great man can just be discredited, they win by default. No, they don't. They have to prove their point too, and merely attacking Darwin doesn't do that. |
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EA Miller |
Seemingly endless conflicts and wars (since the creation of religion) have been fought in the name of whatever gods were popular at the time. Yet not a single battle during these thousands of years has ever been fought in the name of atheism. |
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EA Miller |
Christians fear being exposed by science and often flee from any discussion of it in trying to defend their faith. They seem equally bothered by contemporary history since there is absolutely none that corroborates the biblical stories in the bible. This is especially curious because both the Romans and Egyptians were meticulous about keeping records. |
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EA Miller |
If only you would revere and care for your fellow man as much as you do the fictitious guy in the sky…
The world would be one heck of a lot better place to live in.
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