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Alex If you take the mickey out of me or my Atheism I'm sure I'll laugh too. Muligion, shouligion, oy va voy what can you ?? TEE HEE smilie face
Baron von Knifty If a druggist does not want to fill a prescription or a registrar doesn’t want to record gay marriages because it’s against their religion, then the solution is very simple. They can find another job.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Each man/woman is an island. If they need bridges they will build them.

MAN builds gods, gods don't build MAN.
Warren Graham The soul is the bastard child of ego.
Baron von Knifty A bigger benefit to mankind wouldn’t be a smart pill, but a pill that eradicates religion.
NoGods4Me Other cultures, such as the Chinese and Mayan, had calendars that had nothing to do with the Abrahamic religions. The names of the days of the week come from Pagan origins.
A Guy The Torah is always right? Many scholars agree that Moses didn't even exist. Don't even try to defend the older stories.
Alex In Africa you can find a sickening horrific army calling themselves the Lords Resistance Army (LRA)they steal innocent children & force them to be child soldiers, kill & murder people, rape girls & women, chop off limbs. All in the deluded perverted name of religion.
Baron von Knifty Don’t ever trust a non-Atheist. They have their own agenda. They can cheat you, steal from you, and rid themselves of guilt by confessing to a priest. But does the priest make them pay the victim back to earn this forgiveness? No, the priest wants that money put in the collection plate for the church.
NoGods4Me My mother believes that if we could go 2,000 years back in time that we could prove that what the bible says is all true. What she fails to understand is that it could also prove that it all just bullshit fairytales. DOH! 8-P
NoGods4Me It never fails to amuse me that apparently some Theists believe that SHOUTING their message makes it true. lol
NoGods4Me The definition of Atheist = 'without god'. Wearing clothes, celebrating dates on a calendar, weddings and funerals, etc. are just cultural traditions. Atheists do these things all of the time without believing in a god or gods.
Unknown There is not enough love and goodness in the world to permit giving away any of it away to imaginary beings.
Diane Fadden Diane Fadden So Satan says to God, "hey, betcha I can make your pious Job SCREAM as I utter destroy him!" Then God says, "OK, you're ON!" then sits back to watch.
stentar Recently children have been killed and burned in the Congo for witchcraft. Don't you think its disappointing, that in the year 2010, people still believe in the supernatural..
stentar Did you notice that god never actually shows its self..
Stinger god came into existance through the lack of knowledge, understanding and science, its was what we used to explain what we could not, it seems that with the arrival of technology and understanding, some people forgot to evolve...
June VanDerMark Being as it seems normal to them, many Christians don't perceive that their obsession with heaven is compulsive. Many of them overdose on biblical scriptures of their choices until the rest of the world appears evil and heretical ... while they, in their angel wings appear holy to themselves.

They don't see that as compulsion. They see it as glorious.

The bible is fodder for the ego.
June VanDerMark The popes of old, sat on their thrones, and gorged themselves as useless drones
“Burn the heretics,” they said, at will … “because it is for God we kill.”
Some followers lived in fear, if they did not kill their brother’s dear,
They would also perish in, the flames of fire popes willed on them

These popes were very cunning men … they ruled with Emperors and then
Luther came to the fore, and knocked the popes down to the floor
The blood continued long to flow, as these GAWDLY beasts came to know
Power on earth is but a din … as gluttons live a life of sin

Will we learn from days long gone, or will we sing the same old song
The ego wills to have its way … it is a struggle every day
To tame the beast that we feed, is a contradiction of deep need
Only time will tell the tale, if we have learned our lessons well

June VanDerMark
August 12th, 2009
Baron von Knifty For some people the only evidence needed to verify a god is that their dropped toast landed butter-side up.
Baron von Knifty No one should be required to answer a question that assumes a god which hasn’t been proven to exist. That also applies to angels, devils, or any bullshit concerning superstition.
Baron von Knifty The Flockers say Evolution is useless because they have a god who made everything. I say if there was a perfect god, as advertised, life would be perfect to begin with. Nothing would need to evolve. But there is solid proof all life does. Therefore, it is your god that is irrelevant!
Zydn Krystlyr If God created everything, and is against sin, thus, why create sin?
David Wong Atheist tend to scientifically investigate the unknown.
Theist tend to mystify the unknown to reinforce their plugged mind.
All religions will be dissolved when our mind and technology is matured.


Elliot Ash religion is like a candle after it burns out they move to a new one
Baron von Knifty The religious claim they have been saved? From what? The truth, reasoning, free-thinking and common sense. That isn’t being saved, that’s being denied.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Our ancestors worshiped the sun,you can see why? it makes complete sense. At least you can see the light & feel the heat of the sun on your skin. No! sun no life, No! sun No! human race. That's a dam sight more than most gods I've come across recently.
Sima Zegheanu If you are agree with me, it does`t mean I am right; Do you agree ?
Patsy Vaughn Worship the sun..as in "s u n". That is truly worth our gratitude for being... Without it, we would be nothing, earth would be nothing.
Baron von Knifty Religion took themselves to the mountain top. Science took the entire world to the moon.
Terry If your God is supposed to be loving, then why throughout history there have been so many catastrophes, and when God was called upon, there was no answer. And if your God is not loving, why would he keep us here? The belief that there is a place for the departed to go is as stupid as saying man is able to fly without wings. And eventually, there is going to be no more room for either Heaven or Hell, and where are these imaginary places located? No one has spotted them. Hell could not be in the center of the Earth, the pressure would crush it, and there would not be enough room for billions of souls, and it can't be in space, for it would be to cold, and if it was another planet, then where is it? And Heaven would have to be a giant cloud in the sky, and then the people would fall through. Religion is ignorant.
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Full control of their faculties? Most of 'em weren't in full control of their bladders!!
Jazz Indeed, some of them whipped themelves, starved, and peirced their flesh with thorns, are these the acts of men in full control of their faculties?
Baron von Knifty Buckets of holy water/not a drop of reasoning.
Baron von Knifty Why would any supposed god allow other religions to dispute, degrade and detest it? Ask yourself, why can’t this alleged all-powerful chickenshit phony defend himself without the aid of human intervention?
Unknown The world is meaningless, there is no God or gods, there are no morals, the universe is not moving inexorably towards any higher purpose. All meaning is man-made, so make your own, and make it well. Do not treat life as a way to pass the time until you die. Do not try to "find yourself", you must make yourself. Choose what you want to find meaningful and live, create, love, hate, cry, destroy, fight and die for it. Do not let your life and your values and you actions slip easily into any mold, other that that which you create for yourself, and say with conviction, "This is who I make myself". Do not give in to hope. Remember that nothing you do has any significance beyond that with which imbue it. Whatever you do, do it for its own sake. When the universe looks on with indifference, laugh, and shout back, "Fuck You!". Remember that to fight meaninglessness is futile, but fight anyway, in spite of and because of its futility. The world may be empty of meaning, but it is a blank canvas on which to paint meanings of your own. Live deliberately. You are free.
Jesus H Christ Hey dudes...I was only trying to start a commune and get some weed. Then my crazy hippie dippie followers decided to build a freakin religion around me after I croaked. WTF!!!
A person Is it not possible that the entire human race is the world's death sentence? Understanding that everything is subject to a certain cycle of life and death, why do we find it so hard to fathom our place in this place?
Karl Marx Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.
Jonathan Chow One teaching of Christianity is to repay an asshole with kindness, so that he may once again step over you. – Jonathan Chow
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An atheist is someone who believes that everything came from nothing and started about 15,000,000,000 years and no gods had a hand in it.

A theist is someone who believes that everything was made by God from nothing in just six days, less than 10,000 years ago.

You have a choice.
Baron von Knifty Any time I see a person wearing a cross or spouting scripture I treat them one of two ways; either as a lunatic or a child. In both cases they need to be closely supervised.
Sean O. (man walks into a church) "excuse me, could you direct me to God?" "No." " Why not?" "Well, I dont know where he is." "Then when did he say he would be back?" "Ummm, he has never actually talked to me." {skeptical}
Ivan Ratoyevsky Blasphemy is good for your soul.
Baron von Knifty What a better world it’d be if people would forget the box and just think outside the confessional.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Have you noticed that Atheists don't feel any need to proselytize.
Joe Public If a male Muslin suicide bomber gets 72 virgins, what does a female Muslin suicide bomber gets?
Baron von Knifty Without a doubt a loving, almighty god would make the best world. Too bad it doesn’t exist, nor never will.
Baron von Knifty The church is always delighted when the sheep describe their own personal heaven because the church knows they then have the flock good and hooked.
Dr. Idel Dreimer www.lumpenbangenpiano.com As to belief in God, definition is critical. If you say that God is the universe, I too, believe in God, for I have sensory experience of the universe. If you say God is an initiating force beyond the universe, I say that is an interesting but rather unhelpful speculation. If you think God has a “human” mind, and a meddlesome preoccupation with the human race, or particular individuals, I say you are a victim of wishful thinking in the absence of evidence. If you go further, and govern your behaviour on what you imagine to be God’s wishes and intentions, I must pity you as an idiot, or fear you as a lunatic.
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EA Miller EA Miller I think, therefore... I am not religious!
EA Miller EA Miller Prayer has never fed the poor, taken care of the sick, or provided a home to those who are homeless. Those are simply acts of human kindness.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion is for those who have given up on rational thought and science and replaced them with non-verifiable, ancient fallacy. Instead of doing any reasonable research, they simply insert their invisible god as an explanation for anything they can't comprehend.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If the world would like to see what genuine persecution looks like, just give the evangelicals all the power they think their religion entitles them to.
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Please God, if you are there. Please give me strength to keep up the fight against religiosity.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Science is unilaterally and universally the same and is generally accepted as such.

Neither of these qualities appertain to religion.
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Could be better border control:

"Are there any religions you don't follow?"

"Yes."

"Which ones?"

This gives you the option of reading from the list of religions you've brought with you. It might take a while so take sandwiches with you and something to drink.
EA Miller EA Miller Televangelists = Con-artists

Feeding off desperate people to keep their opulent lifestyles for decades!
EA Miller EA Miller Why do theists attack atheists when they ask for ‘proof’ of their religious beliefs? They often respond by telling you that only ‘faith’ is required. This of course is ridiculous. Here's a real world example: Would a policeman forgo proof in favor of faith when trying to solve a murder? I would hope not!
EA Miller EA Miller Religion:

When common sense and rationality have left the building!
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