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Baron von Knifty The Twelve Steps to becoming an Atheist: Don’t go within twelve steps of a church.
Ivan Ratoyevsky God & religion has been the biggest brake on the advance of human evolution in the last 7,000 years. I just hope its not going to take another 7,000 years for humanity to come to its senses.
wazza God saw Adam was sad and alone and said to him "I will create you a perfect partner who will feed you, care for you, make love to you, trust you and never argue with you, but it will cost you an arm and a leg" Adam thought for a minute and replied, "what do I get for just a rib"
Ivan Ratoyevsky Its only really human egotism that makes religions so protectionist of their own ideas. Which just only proves how utterly stupid we are to be conned by our own egos.
shane allibont The whole concept that red wine represents christs blood and furthermoore we should drink it, just shows how drunken a followers beliefs are.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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The Holy Books can be likened to the out of date instruction manuals that we keep in a drawer - long after the gadget has been confined to the trash can.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I can hardly wait for my day of reckoning when I shall be proved right. Though none will be any the wiser for it.
Dr. Idel Dreimer www.lumpenbangenpiano.com Religious belief is a kind of collective insanity, largely unrecognized as such because of its pervasiveness--much as the inhabitants of a remote island, all myopic in similar degree, would perceive nothing unusual in their condition.
Dylan The Bible is the start of Religion, REligion is the start of Atheism and Atheism is the start of Paradise.
ananya all humans are brothers and theists are mentally retarded siblings of atheists.
anonymous religion is a self induced psychosis
Dr. Idel Dreimer www.lumpenbangenpiano.com All religion is bunk; it may be helpful bunk, comforting bunk, or, in some cases, necessary bunk. It is still bunk, nonetheless.
A wiseman "Take a gander at rape crimes, kids dying, the homeless and the mentally incapable, then tell me there's a God."
Ivan Ratoyevsky Your seriously asking me to believe that the content of a book is real & actual. Even though you've no idea who wrote it?
P. A. Luecke To all those that preach: why is it so important to you that what is important to you be important to me?
steve tatner Don't you just wish the religious would tell the truth just once and admit they don't know. Instead of having all the answers.
steve tatner I would not wish to be sent to prison because the jury had faith or believed I was guilty, when the evidence proved I was innocent.
Thomas Saunders Religion is like a bodyguard with strap-on muscles and a toy gun - reassuring to have around, but useless if you get into a fight.
Therefore there are three types of people - those who are taken in by the bodyguard but get into a fight, fire him, and learn to protect themselves; those who see through the bodyguard and say: "I'll fight my own fights, if they come"; and last those who are taken in by the bodyguard and spend their life relying in an illusion. Which would you rather be - hurt, discerning or gullible?

PS This is original
Ivan Ratoyevsky God the best player of hide & seek ever! come out,come out where ever you are?
Baron von Knifty If every supposed god is all-knowing why does it make every follower so all-clueless?
Baron von Knifty It takes three people to lie; one to tell it, one to hear it, and one to pray over it.
Baron von Knifty Here's the problem: Most Americans provide money and power to delusional people who can only justify their lies with money and power.
Jim Linwwn Its happened again! 200 die in religious clashes in Nigeria!
Ivan Ratoyevsky Sometimes silence is more powerful than words or sound.
Sometimes stillness is more powerful than movement.
Sometimes no belief is more powerful than faith.
R. Tabaldo I do not see much difference in consequence between putting your faith into guesswork and living based on a presupposition.
Baron von Knifty IDOLATRY: An image or representation of a god used as an object of worship.
Hey, Flockers, don’t you get it? That cross around your neck, that fish emblem on your car, and all that crap at eucharist that you believe in means you’ll burn forever in fire.
Ivan Ratoyevsky In God & religion we (I) distrust.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Whats the definition of Atheism? A total lack of imaginary friends.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Atheism Tough on religious twaddle, tough on the causes of religious twaddle!
pritesh GOD: the only acceptable imaginary friend you can have.
Darwinian “Those who wish to base their morality literally on the Bible have either not read it or not understood it...” - Richard Dawkins

http://www.angryatheism.org - A forum for the rational
Darwinian Saying you don't believe in magic but you believe in God is like saying you don't have sex with dogs, except Labradors!!

http://www.angryatheism.org - A forums for the rational
Ivan Ratoyevsky Id rather worship the sun or the earth than believe in god. At least the earth beneath my feet is tangible. And I can feel the suns warmth on my skin.
Ivan Ratoyevsky God & religion the BIGGEST con trick in history.
Baron von Knifty By labeling yourself religious you have assured me that you are delusional and therefore incapable of having an intelligent, truthful conversation concerning that subject. How can I trust you for anything else?
Ivan Ratoyevsky Before the 1800's Native American Indians numbered a few million people across diverse tribes,covering vast unspoilt lands. Native American Indian culture & spiritual beliefs went back at least 5,000 years. Yet in the space of a few short decades the white skins destroyed all that. What does that tell you about Christianity?
Robert Heinlein "When a rational man hears something asserted that conflicts with all common sense, he will not - and should not - believe it without compelling evidence." From "The Cat Who Walks Through Walls"
Baron von Knifty If truth is defined as god then Atheists are themselves the gods they don’t believe in.
aussie athiest 2000 years ago they called it an "Immaculate Conception" ,a "Virgin Birth".
Today she would be called a "lying slut"
Ivan Ratoyevsky Humans invented god & religion in an attempt to explain suffering. But suffering cannot be explained, much suffering is pointless or meaningless and no god can explain away that fact.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Someone once said something like: "If gods didn't exist, we would have to invent them." I never could understand the meaning of that.
Kyle Mariani The only thing Religions are exceptionally good at is keeping its followers unaware of the truth.
Ivan Ratoyevsky All the comments I make here are my own (not borrowed from else where) because I am an original thinker and not afraid to speak up. That's a part of being an Atheist too.
jazz there are alot of clever people posting to this site, why are we pointing out the errors of some dead jew/arab and not talking about the possible applications of new string theory? we all know the gods are non-sense so why do we bother!
Holly Gilmour God said that animals were inferior to humans. Lets put you in a cage with a bear and see who ends up on top.
unknown is the garden not pretty enough without beliving theres fairys at the bottom of it
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I believe, by and large, that theists are afraid of their fate while true atheists are not.
Alternative Freedom Alternative Freedom The biggest threat to any religion is its own doctrine.
Sarah I don't need a god to love my brother. But most people seem to need one in order to justify killing him.
anonymous Is it not better to do right because it is right rather than out of fear of burning in hell?
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EA Miller EA Miller It pains me to say, but this world is dying in large part because of ignorant, antiquated, superstitious religious beliefs. Our only Saviors (pardon the pun) are rational mindedness, care for the welfare of all human beings, and science.
EA Miller EA Miller You can choose a personal relationship with god or reality. Not both. They are mutually exclusive!
EA Miller EA Miller The most debilitating, deadliest drug in the world is religion. It can turn a seemingly normal person into a stark raving mad lunatic!
EA Miller EA Miller 'Tis the season to be jolly so...

Happy Winter Solstice to one and all!
EA Miller EA Miller The bible frequently mentions kings and kingdoms, even when prophesizing the future. This can easily be explained when accepting the fact that it was written thousands of years ago by men who used their surroundings as reference for their fictional tales.
TC TC Indoctrinated as child into the Lutheran faith , married at 28 and converted to a Catholic at marriage ,
drank the cool aid and prayed, attended church weekly and was preached to that I was on the road to good health , secure job , stable income and a great family and would be blessed by GOD and see the light of life !
Fast forward - Divorced father of 4 kids , 2 bankruptcy's , 1 massive heart attack in which I was pronounced dead( NO LIGHT) and 3 job loss's in a 2 year span ! I really really tried this GOD and religion thing but gotta say as George Carlin has
"something is really fucked up here " !
Today I have seen the LIGHT , the LIGHT of common sense and open and critical thinking !
Wake up people please !
The whole world has been DUPED !
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My youngest sister's dying wish.

The Last Wishes of Sylvia Ann Pothecary. (To be opened only after my death.)

My Last Wishes.

I do not want a funeral, especially not a religious one. I do not believe in god, any god. Ergo, I do not believe in Heaven or Hell. ‘Heaven’ is where you choose it to be.

After death I will travel and fly amongst the stars and planets, maybe catch a ride on an asteroid or comet. Come in Hale-Bopp, I'm waiting for you.

My last wishes on this world are:

1) The funeral director to take my body and have it cremated in private.

2) My ashes to be put into a proper pot.

3) My ashes to be taken to Grassthorpe (UK) and scattered on the railway track there, just before The Flying Scotsman comes thundering past.

4) If anyone would like to say something at this scattering, please try to say something nice and put your arms around [my husband] Peter's shoulders.

5) Show this to my family and friends so they can understand.

Sylvia Ann Pothecary (Nee Allsop) 1943-2017.
EA Miller EA Miller All we atheists ask for is evidence…

If Jesus materialized on my living room couch and spoke to me, I just might believe the Christians are on to something. I also might give the idea of UFOs more credence if one actually landed on my front lawn!

TC TC Funny how Religion has made NO ADVANCEMENTS OR growth what so ever for the sake of humanity and peace for over 2,000 years but those who control this system of mind control have started more wars and have advanced substantially with more wealth , power and control than one can imagine !
TC TC "The Afterlife "
The same as before life NOTHING !
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