top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| kakamana1000 |
You can always tell a Creationist but you can't tell him much! |
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| Unknown |
God creates humans and then keeps wiping them out with floods and plagues. What an all-powerful fuck-up! |
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| JamesJ |
Humanity is still in a state of infancy. As soon as we let go of this parental figure we have created to replace our birth parents, we will surely be able to grow up and stop acting like petulant children. “My father is better than yours!" Pathetic. |
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| Yagami from Sweden |
I am 100% certain that there is as much free will in our brains, as there are lamp-posts dipped in mustard on Jupiter.
I'll prove it. - Pick a number, 1 or 2. It doesn't matter what you picked because you were forced to pick one. - There's either you do, or you don't. You are forced, always.
I wonder if "God" was forced to give us Forced will, or if "he" did so freely. |
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| Unknown |
The government taxes the hell out of tobacco and alcohol because these are harmful to society, but with the money made from the taxes, there is some benefit to everyone. If religion was taxed, some good may actually come out of it. |
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| Unknown |
Christians say that God performs many medical miracles every day. But, it seem that he just doesn't want to perform any miracles on amputees. Every see a limb grow back? |
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| bman |
As a small child, you have to be insane not to believe your family's religious views because you fear shame, dishonor, abondonment, and a punishing afterlife. But, when you grow up and see that basically every religion conditions you with fear, and that each religion is the only correct one, you have to be insane not to question the validity of all religious beliefs. |
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| A Complex Animal |
Does a dead bug that once existed go to heaven, then why should a dead human that once existed go to heaven? |
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| Eric Nowell |
“If somebody’s wisdom conflicts with your faith, then perhaps it is your faith that is wrong.” |
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| Anna |
YES! there are crazy religious fundamentalists that still believe that Adam & Eve were real, & that the earth is flat & you can fall off the edge. Most of them seem to live in the USA? |
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| vancoqt |
Yes, the theists have as much right as the Taliban to preach their supposed ‘truth’. |
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| Javier Medina, San Juan, PR |
Exorcise your Ignorance and Exercise the Truth. |
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| Annoona |
In Mental hospital you get drug treatments & psychotherapy to help heal your emotional & psychological problems. In church you are only offered prayers to an imaginary friend. And a book of fairy stories & myths written 2000 years ago. |
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| Ungodly |
Sadly, belief in an imaginary friend didn't stop the US doctor getting shot dead by another mad man who's imaginary friend probably told him to kill satans friend the baby murderer?? |
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| Jon A |
So many people who long for an eternal afterlife wouldn't know what to do with themselves on a wet weekend. |
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| Jon A |
why do religions place such a huge emphasis on their arbitrarily defined concept of sin, especially sexual sin? Because those activites that religions consider sinful would obviate the need for religion. |
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| Ungodly |
Once again we see killing,death & murder in the name of so called religious faith. Fundamentalist religious madman shoots dead a doctor carrying out abortions to help women in the USA. Killing is still killing no matter what your religion. |
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| Jon A |
Scientific enquiry begins with a question, moves to a hypothesis which is then tested and tested again. The results are then subjected to intense scrutiny before any conclusions are drawn. Religious beliefs and arguments begin with the conclusions. |
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| Jon A |
Creationism and the denial of evolution can be dismissed with one question. "What colour were Adam and Eve?" |
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| Anoona |
If God is so great then how do you explain why so many Irish Catholic people sexually abused so many innocent children in their care? Perhaps Christians need to take a long hard look at their beliefs. |
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| Anoning |
God is made in the image of man not the otherway round, so don't be suprised that all gods & all religions includes repressive ideas about sex, women, what you may or may not do & how you may or may not live your lives. |
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| High School Student |
If god is a loving god, why did he have to kill the first born child in Egypt, according to the ten plagues. |
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| High School Student |
If god is a loving god, why did he have to kill every first born child in Egypt, according to the ten plagues. |
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| James Fox |
Atheism, Just Like Science, Can't be Called a religion.
Atheism Can't be rubbish because science is not rubbish. |
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| Tristan Palgrave |
"people pray to god for world peace but he is the reason they have to" |
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| Jesse Kovacs |
Why take medicine when I can pray for health? Oh yeah, because this headache ****ing hurts. |
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| A.L |
If religion, is the only thing that keeps some people going, then why don't they get a hobby? Hobbies don't start wars. |
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| Daniel DeLeon, 1903 |
The capitalist class is interested in keeping the workingmen divided among themselves. Hence it foments race and religious animosities that come down from the past. |
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| Charles Darwin |
I can hardly see how anyone ought to wish Christianity to be true; for if so the plain language of the text seems to show that the men who do not believe, and this would include my Father, Brother and almost all my best friends, will be everlastingly punished. And this is a damnable doctrine. |
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| Alan Harvey |
They say there is an insecure child within all of us. The trouble is, the religious believe every word it says. |
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| Charlotte Observer |
Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply and demand. The less of either the people have, the less they want. |
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| Henry Thomas Buckle |
To assert that Christianity communicated to man moral truths previously unknown, argues on the part of the asserter either gross ignorance or else willful fraud… The system of morals expounded in the New Testament contains no maxims which had not been previously enunciated. |
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| Karen Armstrong ("A History of God") |
A God who kept tinkering with the universe was absurd; a God who interfered with human freedom and creativity was tyrant. If God is seen as a self in a world of his own, an ego that relates to a thought, a cause separate from its effect, he becomes a being, not Being itself. An omnipotent, all‐knowing tyrant is not so different from earthly dictators who make everything and everybody mere cogs in the machine which they controlled. An atheism that rejects such a God is amply justified. |
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| smigs |
You can't "believe God exists". You can either believe in God, or not. To exist is to occupy space and time and is verifiable. You have to believe in God if you want any part of religion. You aren't left with another option. |
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| Anonymous |
A preacher's wife proofread his Sunday sermon and wrote next to one paragraph: "Weak point--shout loud".
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| Ottsworth |
When people give me a hard time about being athiest, they call me arrogant, and I say "It's not arrogant if your right." |
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| Longinus |
You can recognise religous people by their auras, they're so dense that light bends around them. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
NOP!! no! such thing as a God,or the holy spirit, or jesus. The day you can give me hard evidence for the existence of such phenomena then I might juts might start to take your over blown claims more seriously. No! evidence No! belief simple. |
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| Jim McCann |
God created everything (including himself presumably)
But neglected to go into much detail leaving his audience to pretty well make it up and guess.
(This was to become a bit of a problem; when a few people began to figure out just how big and old it all is. After all we were made in his image and we were getting smaller and smaller in the scheme of things) |
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| Frederik Bergen |
Human beings through their imaginary friends were responsible for more dead than any viruses in history. |
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| Jarrett |
I just don't get it we pray for something bad to go away but it is God who clearly gave it to us "Oh god please take away this cancer you clearly gave me" sounds like an oxy moron to me. |
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| Alan Jones |
I'm not violent enough to believe in God. |
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| antony saunders |
Atheism is a non-prophet organization |
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Stuart Vealey |
So you were injured and you prayed to get better and VOILA, God healed you! I'm not impressed, we've all done that without prayer. Let me know when you spontaneously regrow an organ or limb and we'll talk.
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| unknown |
God Created man in his own image, and man, being a gentleman, returned the favor. |
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| Simon Gooch |
If God is real, he is a lazy so and so. |
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| sullyism |
How can a god be morally inferior to man and still be a god |
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| Theron Sax |
Why do people believe they should get to know God? If God exists you have the rest of eternity postmortem to get to know each other. |
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| Analin Vader |
I believe someone is looking down on me and keeping watch over me wherever I go in my life. Bloody government satellites, Orwell was right. |
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| Exasperated |
EVERYTHING that ever happens is the 'will of god', ALL evidence against god is 'a test of faith', no-one can prove something that only lives in your thoughts ISN'T real, and the only way to outgrow faith is to use reasoning? Our species is doomed to dumbness. |
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EA Miller |
Explanations of sunrise and sunset...
Christian: God lifts the sun into the sky each morning to warm us and lowers it every evening to cool us down.
Atheist: The sun stays in its position at the center of our solar system. It doesn't rise and set. But it appears to rise and set because of the Earth's rotation on its axis. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Fools and their money are soon parted. However, parting fools from their gods isn't so easy. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Just remember this: One should NEVER put gods before Granddads and Grandmas. Granddads and Grandmas' exist, gods do not.
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EA Miller |
Once people stop thinking for themselves and allow dogma to dictate their lives, it’s GAME OVER for rational thought. |
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EA Miller |
The day when science and rational thinking are embraced over religious fallacy will truly be a day that all humanity can rejoice. |
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EA Miller |
Unbeknownst to most religious folk, atheists are capable of creating beautiful things, like poetry...
Clear skies, sunshine
Not seen through a god’s eyes
Only mine
Surf and soil, they crash and meet
As I caress the warm sand, with my feet
I look upon an endless horizon
-EA Miller |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
You don't HAVE to be a stupid, gullible, brain-dead idiot to be believe in gods. But it helps. |
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EA Miller |
Dog owner: “Sit†“Obey†“Fetchâ€
Catholic priest: “Sit†“Obey†“Gather new parishioners†(Fetch)
Interesting…
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The closer one is to Monotheism the closer one is to Atheism. Just that one more god left to disbelieve in and to let go of. |
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Pat Simons |
If religion contained any objective truth, it wouldn't be religion. |
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