top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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TJ Karaba |
Atheists will fight with swords of word and knowledge. We will draw no blood, tears maybe. I believe that learning about real things can frighten before we can embrace them with joy. I AM FREE. |
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| Barbera Vine |
The meek shall inherit the earth... but not for long. |
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Alan Harvey |
I've just found God! He was hiding in my wardrobe. Well I think it was him, I came home early from work and as I went to hang my jacket up in the wardrobe this naked guy fell out and the wife screamed "Oh God!" |
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| Rene Descartes |
When it is not in our power to follow what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable. |
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| Atatürk |
"I have no religion, and at times I wish all religions at the bottom of the sea. He is a weak ruler who needs religion to uphold his government; it is as if he would catch his people in a trap. My people are going to learn the principles of democracy, the dictates of truth and the teachings of science. Superstition must go. Let them worship as they will; every man can follow his own conscience, provided it does not interfere with sane reason or bid him against the liberty of his fellow-men." |
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| Art D'Adamo |
Comforting myths can be spoon-fed but the truth must be won. |
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| Adrian Allen |
In God we trussed. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Those who flatly believe in a god usually have an intelligence to match.
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Baron von Knifty |
People are always shocked when the clergy are caught, literally, with their pants down. Not me. I consider it normal operating procedure.
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| Bill Maher |
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest. To do otherwise is to be an enabler - a mafia wife. |
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| Calliope Muse |
What simply question do most theists refuse to answer and are so deluded by their belief, many can't even imagine? Answer: What if there is no god? |
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Jack Hoffman |
There is no God? You mean I'll never see Aunt Helen again? Or Dad? Or my cat Sooty? Not all my dreams can come true? Oh darn, now I'll have to grow up and face the real world... PESKY ATHEISTS!! |
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Baron von Knifty |
Ever notice, it’s mostly Crackers who eat church wafers?
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| N. Hague |
The fable of Pops, Jnr. & Spooky is not a tale that I feel inclined to base my life upon. |
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Allah Verpint |
What was god trying to do by drowning everyone except Noah's crew? Anyone who happened to own a boat and every living creature in the sea still had the 'free will' to survive I suppose... |
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Baron von Knifty |
Truth is always on your side, even when you don’t believe it and even when you insult it by believing in the fallacy of religion; Truth is still there waiting patiently for your return.
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Allah Verpint |
When the prophet of Islamic legend wasn't having sex with his 9 year old wife, Ayesha, did he find the time to go to bed with many grown up women? |
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Father Jack Hacket |
Made in God's image? We get goosebumps because we used to be covered in hair. A baby's feet have a gripping instinct from when we were more ape-like. We have a coccyx which used to be a tail. The list goes on...so God descended from apes too? |
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| ryan phillips |
the definition of faith:
Faith is a BELIEF in the trustworthiness of an IDEA
so every time you "talk to god" or pray...and say, "i have faith in you god, please help me" just keep in mind, that this "god" thing...is the IDEA part of the definition...not the fact part... |
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| Michael Hughes |
God is my comforter, my saviour. God loves me as much as I love him. He feeds me, houses me in luxury, rewards me, sends me thousands of dollars every day.
He sends young, attractive women to tempt me, and men too! He gives real meaning and status to my life. who am I?
A TV EVANGELIST YOU ATHEIST DUMMY, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE P+++Y, SORRY, COFFEE.
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| Michael Hughes |
If there is only one universal god, there can only be one universal religion, which obviously does not exist.
Ergo, god does not exist. |
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Pervy Mason |
The certainty of death will always be greater than the certainties of our own imagination. |
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Analin Vader |
Religion is an overactive imagination's fearful response to the knowledge of it's own inevitable demise. |
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Allah Verpint |
You have to laugh at our stupidity. Look at nuns... brains filled with utter delusion... all with perfectly good vaginas going to waste because of some invisible bloke even less likely to exist than a unicorn. |
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Baron von Knifty |
If the bible is to be taken literally. then “Be fruitful and multiply” refers to homosexual mathematicians.
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| unknown |
there is a very apt and appropriate way to summarise organised religion, and it is that Christianity, Islam and Judaism are like children in a classroom.
Christianity is the boistrous, over bearing bully that shouts his opponents down. He pushes people around and tells them what to think.
Islam is a moody, mysterious boy who sits relatively motionless for a lot of the time, but the moment someone looks at him the wrong way he becomes enraged and tries to kill them.
Judaism is a quiet, reserved boy who sits at the back of the class, getting on with his work, hoping that Christianity and Islam are making a big enough scene so as not to attract any un wanted attention towards him.
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Esiah Zakite |
Theists, just think about it: If YOU had the power to make the universe in a few hours, would YOU let babies die of hunger and disease? Any answers that aren't vague, evasive theological nonsense would be appreciated. |
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| David Smalley |
Teenagers dressed in black no more represent Atheists, than sexually abusive Catholic Priests represent all religious people. |
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Neil Hurle |
Jesus (if he even existed) would have been executed for being a threat to Roman power... he wouldn't be executed because his invisible dad in the sky planned it all to "save us". |
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| Ben Ryde |
Treat your neighbour as you would like to be treated - good job America. |
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| Kerry King (Guitarist from Slayer) |
'Religion is for those who can't stand on their own legs' |
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| Ben Ryde |
God's just a scapegoat, take him out of the equation and there is no need to fall back on him, so why is he there in the first place? |
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| Neil Hurle |
Religion is a comfort to many people... SO? Dummies are a great comfort to babies but we take them off them eventually. Or better still, don't let them have them in the first place... |
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Esiah Zakite |
Why does it hurt to lose loved ones and to face your own death? We inherited these traits. They make us fight for life so we can reproduce. Now put those silly gods in the bin and grow up... |
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Mark Walsh |
If religion would ever prevail over science the future can be observed in the book "Fahrenheit 451" |
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Joseph Goebbels |
If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it. |
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Joseph Goebbels |
The bigger the lie, the more it will be believed |
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| Nyan Prater |
Faith doesn’t just threaten reason. Faith is the antithesis of reason. If reason had an “evil” twin its name would be faith. |
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| Nyan Prater |
Like an all-purpose cleaner, faith is used as an all-purpose premise to “clean up” logical messes. |
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| David Rohlf |
“You say that no follower of God can access the power that he has, but Satan was once God's follower and he accessed the same or even a greater power than God.” |
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| The Dude |
Bob Dylan "if God's on our side, he'll stop the next war" |
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| Calliope Muse |
It constantly amazes me how little Christians know about their own religion. Most biblical scholars believe that their Christ child was born either in the spring or the fall. Christmas is just the Winter Solstice, which the Christians hijacked from the pagans in order to make it easier to convert them to their religion. Christians need to stop getting their undies in a bunch and get a clue. They're celebrating a pagan holiday! |
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Baron von Knifty |
If you want to really scare people this Halloween, I mean if you want to be crazy, psycho scary, tell people you’re a fundamentalist.
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Jack Hoffman |
Heaven:A place where everyone YOU like lives,but anyone you DON'T like WON'T live,everyone speaks the same language,everyone is happy,no-one dies,no-one ages,no-one makes mistakes or does bad things.For eternity.With no atheists?Sounds like hell to me... |
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| sharath |
you would not be much of a free human if you are a slave to a god |
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| Dustin Harman |
Based on the logic of Mr. Unknown, that everything must have a creator. I don't mean to be cliche, but then what created the creator? And if you say the creator has always been, why can't the same be inferred about the universe. And even then, all that suggests is that there is a powerful force. We still don't know what it is or who it is, and we damn sure don't know if he's ever directly influenced the people in our world. So even by your thinking, "God" is still not certain, only a higher power. Inferring the existence of something doesn't allow you to then create stories where it is the main character. |
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Prof.Uri Nassol |
The problem-solving homo sapien brain finds it's own inevitable death to be an unsolvable problem. So it uses imagination to create religion and simply pretends death is not real. Problem solved! |
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M.C. Slim Dakota |
Oh, what a tangled web we weave
When first we set out to believe
Our father... who art well hidden
Of logic and reason we art best ridden
Open your mind... open your eyes
You only believe cos you're scared to die |
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Allah Verpint |
Faith is at the heart of religion... and faith means ignoring all evidence. It is denying reality to ignore all evidence... and denying reality is delusion. Therefore, delusion is at the heart of all religion. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Why is science required to explain itself to religion? What law states that religion needs be given any respect? You can’t argue reason, logic or common sense into any discussion with religion. As soon as religion answered any serious question with, “It’s god’s will,” they should have been shown the door.
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