top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Baron von Knifty |
If a good headstone should read, “He spent his life trying to find god.” then the best headstone should read, “He wasted his life trying to find god.”
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Baron von Knifty |
Anyone who doesn’t know that evolution is a fact is living in a tree; literally.
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| Benjamin Maclean |
Religion and Magic are the same thing. For instance a priest will look in a room and believe he saw a divine message and will not enter so he doesn't anger the Gods, whereas a witch will look in a room and say she saw a ghost and will not enter the room or she will be possessed. Both say something completely different about the same thing. However, an atheist will look in a room, walk in and remove the sheet from the back of the chair |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
Catholicism one of the weirdest belief systems ever created. |
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Anne Teekryst |
So all these priests that are interfering with kids aren't "real" christians and the serial killer that says "god told me to do it" isn't a "real" christian but Myra Hindley was a "real" christian because she repented? And the truth shall set you free... |
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Baron von Knifty |
The only way religion would make sense is if the church paid the people to attend.
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Anne Teekryst |
So god lets someone blow themselves up so that they can go to heaven and screw 72 virgins because he can't interfere with free will, but at the same time every one of the dead victims was "a gift from god"? Just gimme that ol' time religion... |
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Anne Teekryst |
So god made a universe over 28 billion light years across in 6 days just so some creatures that are 98% chimpanzee living on a little speck can fall to their knees and tell him he's great? Well heck, I always thought evolution was BS... |
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Anne Teekryst |
So god used one of Adam's ribs to make Eve who listened to a talking snake and ate an apple that made her ashamed of her vagina? Wow! Now that I have "the Truth" that science book can go straight in the bin... |
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| Calliope Muse |
To Christian Lover. You're obviously infected with the "religion virus" and suffer from the "god delusion". Read your bible with an objective eye, if you dare. Not just the few "feel good" parts that your church tells you to read. But the majority of it, which is truely ridiculous and disgusting to someone with a rational mind. If that won't cure you, nothing else will. |
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Baron von Knifty |
To Christian Lover: Why have you come to this site? You have no business in these discussions. We have heard all those childish religious arguments a thousand times before, and they have all been answered intelligently. The church has conditioned you, brainwashed you as to what to say, what to believe, and what to think. You’re mind is closed. You have no substance for argument and definitely no truth, only what you wish it to be. That means the only reason you showed up here is to grandstand your bogus religious beliefs, a belief that has no basis in fact or physical evidence.
Go away! And don’t come back! You are taking up space and time for free-thinkers and non-delusionals who want to have honest, intelligent conversations.
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| Earl Atienza |
The biggest known myth in the world is religion!!! |
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Allah Verpint |
Believing something just because you want it to be true shows immaturity. I'd like to think I'm going to sleep with Angelina Jolie one day... but I certainly don't have much faith in it! |
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Baron von Knifty |
SCRIPTURES, SCHMIPTURES– Exodus 23:25– “Worship...your god, and his blessing will be on your food and water. I will take away sickness from among you.”
With an estimated 86% of this country believing in religion, then why isn't this happening? Why do religious people still get cancers, AIDS, organ diseases and so on? The only logical answer: There is no god.
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| Pearly |
Faith-based administration has brought the greatest country in the world down to its economic knees. Next step would be to close the eyes and pray. |
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| David Smalley |
Without religion, we would have peace;
and the capacity to make decisions based on value
and reason, instead of fear and hope. |
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Astounded |
So the prophet Muhammad married a 6 year old girl and started having sex with her when she was 9? Her periods hadn't even started? She was still playing with dolls? Oh well, maybe Gary Glitter is a muslim and is just following the example of the prophet. |
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Prof.Uri Nassol |
If you think you can't change your beliefs, I believe you must change the way you think. |
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Godfrey Zoan |
So giving up faith means you aren't here just to worship god and now you have to find a purpose for your own life, also when you die you're gone forever... and where exactly is the problem with any of that? |
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Navneeth D |
Faith in God is another word for ignorance. |
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| Benedictus de Spinoza, Ethica ordine geome |
"Hence it happens that one who seeks the true causes of miracle and is eager, like an educated man, to understand natural things, not to wonder at them like a fool, is considered and denounced as an impious heretic by those whom the people honor as interpreters of nature and the Gods. For they know that if ignorance is taken away, then foolish wonder, the only means they have of arguing and defending their authority is also taken away." |
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Baron von Knifty |
EVOLUTION REVOLUTION; Everything keeps evolving except theology. It’s the same stale, fabricated reasoning over and over for some 1,500 years. Religion only changes when its lies are proven to be wrong. Remember, it is Science that has never once found it necessary to apologize for one discovery that went against religion.
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
God & religion are like having indigestion you always feel better when you've dumped them!!  |
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Baron von Knifty |
Your first mistake is thinking god made everything perfect. Your second mistake is still believing in god after reading about your first mistake.
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
That I exist, that you exist, that animals exist, that the blue planet exists is stranger than anything that science fiction could ever conceive. |
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Greg Stras (Baron von Knifty) |
I question the intelligence of this fairy tale Moses character. Let’s review; According to the myth, Moses, leading his people, is blocked by the Red Sea and about to be attacked by the Egyptian army, so he parts the Red Sea, takes his people across and then gets lost in the desert for forty years. No, no! Just turn around, Einstein, face the approaching army, raise your staff (it’s that stick in your hand that holds the power of god, remember?) and destroy the army. Then simply march back to the city. Who would fuck with you after that?
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Baron von Knifty |
It’s only a matter of degrees from lighting a candle to a bogus savior to lighting a torch and burning someone at the stake because the bogus savior justifies it.
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| Anonymous |
Religion, left to those confused and lazy enough to believe they will live forever. |
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| Nick Harding |
If anything theists are shallow, preferring the perfuctory and trivial world of silly rituals, insubstantial doctrines and fantasy realms that are so flimsy they can be swept away by papal whim. |
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| Carl Allen |
If you blindly follow his word without asking any questions or demanding to understand the logic behind it, you are, my friend, going against all democratic beliefs of society. We have a word for rulers that do that, they are called dictators. |
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Greg Stras (Baron von Knifty) |
HELL; THE ARSONIST'S PARADISE: When the religious say that the non-believers will burn in hell, what they don’t understand is, the threat means nothing to the Atheist. It comes off as just a silly, childish schoolyard threat. But those who believe that hell will happen must worry for the rest of their lives that they won’t screw up, because, by their own belief, they’ll burn forever.
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Allah Verpint |
So when a tsunami kills 250,000 people it is "god's will"? Why couldn't it be "god's will" to miraculously save those 250,000? Atheists would become believers overnight! Oh I forgot, he only does miracles in the middle east and he got bored with doing those 2000 years ago... how convenient. |
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Navneeth D |
Who is the true God as there are infinite Religions on earth that believe in God and each Religion has its own. |
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Prof.Uri Nassol |
Religion is a state of mind. Or should I say a mind in a state. |
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| Taylor Tadlock |
If we were to retrace time back to when the bible claims the world and man was created then the world would only be 6,000 years old. Now if we were to look at the time line engraved into the Grand Canyon, the rocks and science tells us that our planet is 4.2 BILLION years old.
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Baron von Knifty |
To those who say that if I believe I could have the power of god in me, don’t understand. I don’t want the power of god, any god, because god does not exist. So, if I had his power, I would be powerless and nonexistent. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I have heard that if gods' didn't exist, we would have to invent them. |
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| Rambo |
Why Pray, when we have the power tae do good deeds???? Going out yer way tae help somebody can sadly seem alien in todays society. Does praying tae the big yen upstairs help ease the concience??? |
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| Karl Marx |
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. |
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Godfrey Zoan |
The miracle isn't that any god made us. The miracle is that natural selection works so beautifully without supernatural guidance. |
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Godfrey Zoan |
Theists cling to the delusion that they are immortal. For theists the whole universe revolves around the needs of a single species of highly evolved apes. Atheists know they are mortal because they aren't afraid of the truth. |
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| Dr.Abraham Kovoor |
He who does not allow his miracles to be investigated is a crook,he who does not have courage to investigate a miracle is a gullible and he who is prepared to believe without verification is a fool. |
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T.H. |
Believers are thanking God for giving them their everyday loaf of bread, like it had just dropped out from the sky. If they did not work with their own hands or own mind, that loaf would not be there, ultimately, religion devours a persons self-respect furthermore blinds them from self-judgement. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
It amazes me that the religious can so easily digest the fairy tales of Adam and Eve, Noah’s Ark and Jonah in the belly of a big fish, but yet find the absolute proof of evolution so very hard to swallow.
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| T.H. |
Many people include god into the horrible events which happened- lets take the example of 9/11: people say "where was the so-called aid of god when needed", on the other hand, the group of people who succeded (and survived) in their mission of destroying the world trade center probably said: "thank god, we made it!" If you can hear me "god", better pic you side!!!... |
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| T.H. |
I agree with Epicurus: Many people seek the aid of God to abolish and destroy evil... yet the act of abolishment and destruction is evil in its roots hence God would be evil, thus the ones who 'served' God in the epic quest of ceasing evil, had become evil themeselves. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
I have never once seen a face on a cloud, potato chip or a wall that reminded me of jesus. Why? Two reasons: No one can prove his existence, so no one can know what he looked like. However, I did see a face on a cheeseburger that looked like Christopher Hitchens.
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| Jack Pritchard |
Surely religion was the product of wild speculation in an environment where no other explanation could be offered.
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douglas adams |
"i refuse to prove that i exist" says god "for proof denies faith and with out faith i am nothing"
"but the babelfish is a dead giveaway isnt it?" says man "it could not have evolved by chance, you must have created it, so by your own admission, you dont exist. QED."
"oh." says god " i hadnt thought of that" and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"that was easy" says man, who then goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
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| Jack Pritchard |
There is an evolutionary advantage to children believing what adults tell them. "Stay away from the rivers edge or a crocodile will eat you" has helped preserve the species.
However, children can't tell the difference between that and nonsense like "we must make a sacrifice to ensure a good harvest". |
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Angel Sordo |
So you're telling me that because of this one guy named Adam who committed a "terrible" sin by eating an apple 6000 years ago now all of humanity has to suffer on Earth and then suffer for an eternity in hell because they refused to believe in a magical man who made them suffer on Earth because some guy decided to eat a fruit?
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If anyone REALLY wishes to know what happens to us when we die, may I suggest they study road-kill?
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
ALL gods are mortal. They die at the same time their believer dies. |
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EA Miller |
Invisible and non-existent look eerily similar. I wonder why that is? |
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Pat Simons |
Why does god hate amputees? You never hear about anyone growing a new limb. He must be too busy punishing people with hurricanes and earthquakes. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
On countless occasions I have been noogied, pummeled, stabbed, shot, torched, bitten, and beaten . . . and that’s just while reading the Old Testament. I won’t be going back to Sunday school again. - Ralph Metusi |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Egyptian woman on BBC TV today (26/11/17) being interviewed after surviving the latest ISIS massacre in a Mosque there.
Quote (near as dammit): "I was one of those whom God chose to save."
It makes me want to puke and then throw in the towel. |
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EA Miller |
Thanking an invisible, non-existent god is ludicrous. Thank something ‘real’ that matters, like your mother, father, grandparents, co-workers, friends, etc… |
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EA Miller |
I would rather quote a road map than a bible. Then at least I’d be providing some real ‘direction’ in people’s lives! |
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EA Miller |
Why is there no evidence (proof) of this outside of the Christian bible? There were many literate civilizations during this supposed event. Oh right... it was made up (fiction).
- Maximum Atheist |
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