top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Neil deGrasse Tyson |
End-of-world prophecies for 2012 are hoaxes perpetrated by the scientifically illiterate on the scientifically under-informed. |
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| Unknown |
God is uncircumcised. |
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| osirisnut |
Gods representative on earth was a nazi, need more be said. |
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| Lara Lipps |
Our prisons are filled with the devout.. |
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| ben franklin |
lighthouses are more usefull than churches |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A "Spam Button" to kick off theist quotes? Why? Are you frightened of theists?
Atheists shouldn't be scared of theists! Atheists should feel sorry for them! |
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| Vancoqt |
There is nothing good in Christianity worth to be mentioned even their Golden Rule was stolen from others. |
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| EARTH |
Religions aren’t moving in the wrong direction, they’re all heading to the exit. |
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| osirisnut |
One sentence in Charles Darwin's book "The Origin of Species" means more than all that's written in that contemptible book called the bible. |
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| josh |
What is God but a mere character in a story book called The Bible? |
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| Francis Robinson |
There is a rumor going around that God is gay and that you do not want to piss her off about it. |
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| John C Carrouthers |
If an experiment were to be done with any child from birth it is possible to make this child grow into an adult believing absolutely anything you tell them. A human can be convinced the most far-fetched ideas are true. There really is no need to do this experiment though; it can readily be seen with religion. |
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| Zecklaus |
Religious issues are the most unwanted nuisance that has haunted our species for too long and yet can’t be solved because their earthly leaders are only stooges to the almighty who are intangible elements and always not there for negotiation. |
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| Dickone |
A challenge to all religious people, go to the middle of a desert to pray for food and water. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The bibles are "must have" books favoured by the inmates in all Her Majesty's Prisons. The fine paper is brilliant for making roll-ups. |
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| Dickone |
C: I‘ve absolute faith in god.
A: But I still see the lightning rod on the steeple.
C: No, the building authority forced its installation.
A: Then run across the traffic blindfolded and see how faith works.
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| Unknown |
The bible has been forced on the sceptic for centuries, the bible has been accepted by the gullible for even longer. |
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| JamilAro |
Atheist are like John in the bible!
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They told him, "We have seen the Lord!" But he replied, "I won't believe it unless I see the nail wounds in his hands, put my fingers into them, and place my hand into the wound in his side." |
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| Zaradomerix |
One of the greatest sins in the Catholic religion is sloth, or laziness. Sitting around not doing anything, wasting your time with idle thinking and not accomplishing any real work... Sounds like what they do every Sunday in church. |
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| Unknown |
Better to be free than part of the flock
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| Unknown |
Morality is doing what is right regardless of what you're told. Obedience is doing what you're told regardless of what is right. |
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| Unknown |
Intelligent Design made animals intelligent and man dumb. All animals are atheist. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Heaven, if it actually existed, would be like the Garden of Eden before the tree of knowledge. Boring as fuck! That’s why they ate the apple; to escape. |
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| C. P. Snow |
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
C. P. Snow (1905-1980) |
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| van Kaaskopf |
The Bible and Koran were written by knaves for the benefit of fools. |
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| Taboo |
If Jesus fed 5,000 people with five loaves of bread and two fish, but 3 times that amount of people die everyday, then where is their daily bread, in Heaven? |
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| nishaan sharma |
who needs a blindfold when we got religion. |
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Diane Fadden |
I look at you, you look at me.
What in each other, do we see?
I see friend, a happy face,
Good companion there in place.
You however, see a page,
Inviting and yours to rearrange,
As if I’m just territory for you claim,
Empty dirt and weeds to tame.
A place to sow seeds of blinded faith
Atop the bounty reason made,
In hopes the one will kill and smother,
Replacing me with someone other.
-D. Fadden
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| Unknown |
We tell our children little white lies so that when they are older they will believe the bigger ones! |
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| RaWi |
if god created the sun on the 4th day , then how did the first 4 days pass? |
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| Josh Lemure |
God - the antithesis of progress. |
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| Jordan Gill |
Words don't feed starving children and closed hands don't fix economies. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Theists like to say "hate the sin, not the sinner". I prefer to say "hate the belief, not the believer". |
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| Captain |
Imagine the torture of beating your logic into submission in an attempt to believe stories such as Jonah & the Whale & the Parting of the Sea simply because if you were to question one story in the bible then you would doubt them all & your whole Christian life would crumble.
What a horrid, dishonest waste of life :) |
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| N.Vickie |
Religion is like a Black Magic ! The religious people want to control others by spelling the words ! There is nothing like god ! People just made it to control others ! |
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| melissa marie |
If I said I saw angels and they told me about an invisible man in the sky, people today would call me crazy, then wasn't Jesus crazy? |
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| NoGods4Me |
HAPPY THEISTS DAY!! April 1st is the day when those of us who are rational people (atheists), point and laugh at the poor FOOLS (theists) who still believe in what is written in an ancient book of fairy tales. LOL |
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| Elizabeth |
Believe what you want to believe, but please, let me do the same. |
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| Peter S. |
Religious people are slaves of their imbecile imagination! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Idiocy and having faith in the unknown are bedfellows. |
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| Some lady |
"....faith by definition is believing in something without any evidence and personally I do not do that becaude I am not an idiot." |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Why do theists need proof that The Big Bang happened while they only require faith to believe that God created the universe?
Why do theists need proof that life began spontaneously and Evolution did the rest while they only require faith that God created us?
Why do theists require proof that the Earth is billions of years older than the biblical creation when for the Genesis account it just requires faith?
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| Baron von Knifty |
The Jewish god is Yahweh. In Texas it’s Yeehaw.
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| Unknown |
who needs a relgious god when you have science and fact! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Does there have to be sense to the universe? Does there have to be purpose? If humans had never evolved would gods still exist? If humankind becomes extinct, will gods become extinct, also? |
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| Unknown |
I cannot disprove what you cannot prove |
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| NoGods4Me |
Poor pathetic Christians. They claim that THEY are being persecuted when we deny them what they believe is their right to push their religion down our throats. |
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| R C Felix |
There's no such thing as an agnostic, you either believe or you don't. If you have your doubts, then you are an atheist, albeit a very cowardly one. |
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| NDPE |
If Hitler had asked for forgiveness, does that mean that he would be with all the Jews in heaven? Awkward! |
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| Unknown |
K Norwood
Religion a contagious mental illness. Happily spread by the infected. |
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