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June VanDerMark Fear of the unknown created religion, and fear of the unknown keeps the believers in a state of bondage. Fear does not and never has, set believers in such nonsense free.

bumper sticker many of those who turn to god in the eleventh hour die at 10.30
Bob Simmons The saddest thing aboutr Atheism is that there aren't enough of us.
Mike C. Most parents, at one time or another, will tell their children some version of "don't believe everything you hear; trust what you see with your own eyes." Apparently, when it comes to god, all bets are off.
Andres Loubriel How can God be taken seriously if a 7 year old giving up bubblegum for 40 days makes him happy
Cindy Borrowed quote: What's the difference between an agnostic and an atheist? An agnostic is an atheist without balls.
Ayn Rand "Faith is the willingness to accept something as being true for which there is no rational evidence."
Jonnyboy A foolish person believes in a proposition and then waits for evidence. The rational person waits for the evidence then believes.
Stephen A. Kallis, Jr. Be open-minded, but not so open-minded that your brains fall out.
H L Mencken "The Catholic clergy seldom bother to make their arguments plausible; it is plain that they have little respect for human intelligence, and indeed little belief in its existence."
Sam Harris "Tell a devout Christian that his wife is cheating on him, or that frozen yogurt can make a man invisible, and he is likely to require as much evidence as anyone else, and to be persuaded only to the extent that you give it. Tell him that the book he keeps by his bed was written by an invisible deity who will punish him with fire for eternity if he fails to accept its every incredible claim about the universe, and he seems to require no evidence whatsoever."
Alex I heard about this very weird sadomasochistic cult. Do you know what they worship? they worships the image of a dead man nailed to a wooden cross by hands & feet,almost naked with blood streaming down his face,crown of thorns on his head. That's!! what they worship!! is that weird or is that weird!!?
June VanDerMark One has to believe in Satan in order to believe in exorcism. Therefore, exorcism is a form of Satanism.
Baron von Knifty If you stare in the face of Truth and refuse to see it, the problem lies with you, not the Truth.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Porn & the sex industry are BIGGER than the church & religion put together.
one life Religion is simply a socially inferior person's way of feeling superior.
Ivan Ratoyevsky A belief in god & religion is like the kings new clothes. Lovely jacket sir!! (but he stands there naked?).
Dr. Idel Dreimer www.lumpenbangenpiano.com No more credence should be given to late-life or 'death-bed' conversions, than to foxhole expressions of piety; both are as rational –and as believable–as the abject confessions of the innocent made under duress.
Baron von Knifty Every creation museum is actually a House Of Mirrors, reflecting moronic distortions of the truth.
Baron von Knifty Every time the cathoholic church gives aide they always wrap it in propaganda and spin. 600 solar-powered audio bibles for Haiti disaster victims? Grandstanding at its best!
Ivan Ratoyevsky If the Muslim God was so great nobody would need to blow themselves up, there would be 100% no need for any kind of Jihad.
Dan Thomas Dan Thomas It's funny when people discuss terrorist groups, they never seem to mention the largest domestic and international terrorist group in the world, christianity. Funny how they seem to forget that one.
unknown Trust in God if you want, but when in the desert it's a better idea to tie your camel.
unknown Old Jack is working in his garden when the vicar passes by his fence.
'My word Jack',says the vicar,'You and the Lord have made a wonderful job of that garden'. Jack replies,' That's as may be vicar but you should have seen the state of it when the Lord had it to himself!
Ivan Ratoyevsky Many Catholic priests across the world who took vow's of celibacy are the ones who are eventually caught as pedophiles. What does that say about Catholicism & the church. Words like hypocrisy & betrayal come to mind.
johnnie jones

Name one christian who is known for his IQ? I can name several Atheists that are like Thomas Edison , Nikola Tesla , Samuel Clemons .
Gregory House M.D. If you could reason with religious people there would be no religious people.
Unknown The root of all religion is the fear of death.
Fd0g C Fd0g C The Bible... Because The Truth Wasn't Good Enough
Prof Uri Nassol It seems to me that the 'tree of knowledge' is a metaphor for scientific truth. Atheists just LOVE those apples!
Esiah Zakite Science can't comfort you when a loved one dies, but it can show you how incredibly lucky you are to have even known them.
Annoona The more I blaspheme the better I feel !!!:-))
Kenneth Lowen Science has driven religion from its hold on Chemistry, Cosmology and Biology, the only refuge it has now is the quantum world. Science will soon claim this last bastion of defense.
unknown
On a California bumper sticker,

"Jesus, save us from your followers"
Chad S. Atheism was born out of necessity for reason and rationality.
The Heathen There is no external meaning to life, the only meaning to your life is the one you yourself give it. Or the meaning you discover within your own life.
AlternativeFreedom Religion is complete insanity,religion killed so many brilliant minds,and brought only problems,wars and destruction.
No religion - no problems.
sour the sweet When i turned my back on God i realized the real world hadn't turned its back on me.
unknown Give a man a fish, it will last him one day;teach a man to fish, it will last his entire life; give a man religion, he will die praying for fish.
Martin Going to church does not make you any more Christian than standing in your garage makes you a car
Unknown Preacher comes upon a girl playing with a box holding a litter of new-born kittens inside. "What kind of kittens are those?" he asked.
"Theyre Christian kittens", she said. He left pleased she had Jesus in her thoughts.
Days later he saw her again. "How are your Christian kittens doing?" he asked.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Atheist", she replied.
"I thought they were Christian kittens." said the preacher.
"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open!"
Roberto Rivera A fair God should not require any religion for salvation...She first must explain what it is that we are being saved from.
Puzzled Why do churches have lightening conductors?
Puzzled Why does the Pope need a bulletproof car?
If it is God's will and part of the devine plan then God will be very angry if you try to defy his will - won't she?
Mohandas K Gandhi I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
Ernest Hemingway All thinking men are atheists
Socrates I am a dyslexic insomniac agnostic; I sometimes lay awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.
John W. Draper, U.S. chemist How can the Church be received as a trustworthy guide in the invisible, which falls into so many errors in the visible?
Dr. Weirde If thinking freely for yourself is a sure ticket to hell, then the conversations in heaven must be awfully boring.
Ungodded A religion based on worshipping a dead man who died nailed to a cross, isn't that just a wee bit weird? Anyone would think it was some kind of sadomasochistic sex cult. Oh! I forgot it is!!!! Its call Catholicism?
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osirisnut osirisnut When the early Christians (sand dwellers) created their diety, little did they know that they created it with a multiple personality disorder. The father, The son and The spook. Or as they call it, The Trinity.
osirisnut osirisnut Atheism the non prophet organization.
EA Miller EA Miller Definition of religious liberties:

The right to impose your bat-shit crazy beliefs on others and force them to follow them!
Pat Simons Pat Simons The existence of blasphemy laws is solid proof that the religion being shielded by them, cannot compete in the marketplace of ideas.
EA Miller EA Miller Atheism:

When that light bulb in your head FINALLY gets turned on!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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There's nothing new about Atheism. Atheism has been around since Man's creation of the first god.
osirisnut osirisnut One man's god is another man's clown.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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There are a lot of closet atheists out there who just cannot resist being attracted by the glimmer of light shining through the crack of the slightly ajar door.

All it would take is a bit more self confidence, a slight push, and they'd be out.
EA Miller EA Miller Religion is a self-perpetuating fraud-system. Each indoctrinated generation indoctrinates the next. Church and clergy sit back and profit
osirisnut osirisnut There are uncanny similarities to sloths and clerics they both do very little and they live to a ripe old age. Why work for a living when you can pray and get paid for it.
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