top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Alex |
Religion is nothing but fairy stories for those that need a comfort blanket. |
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| Steven Fry |
Religion? Shit it. |
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| Simon Sean Keller |
One life. One chance. |
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| Hugo Boss |
Is it not telling that fictitious gods were very active in a time when
primitive humans were more superstitious,guillible, easily manipulated by the so called priesthood, and scientifically backward than they are today... |
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| Stephen du Buis |
Prayer is a person’s way of protecting themselves from the realization that they are unwilling to do anything. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Many world renowned scientists and other great thinkers professed a belief in God because they knew which side their bread was buttered. AND they also valued their liberty and life. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
For the first few billion years of Earth's evolution, through the development of single cell life, bacteria, multi cell sea creatures and plants; fish; land animals; birds; bats and most other living things, there were no deities. Then along came Modern Man just a few thousand years ago and Lo! God was created in Man's own image! |
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| Unknown |
If he comes back I'll nail his ass to that cross! |
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| Unknown |
If I were god I can't imagine letting so many evil acts take place. Either god does not exist, can not do the things people claim, or he is one sick fucker. Take your pick. |
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| Pascoe |
Is it coincidental that it's never stupid people who are atheists? |
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| Hugo Boss |
There may or may not be a god but if there is--get this clear and real--he does not love you,he does not care for your kids,he is not your friend,and he sure aint gonna answer your prayers.. |
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| Unknown |
I will not use a capital letter for god, just as you will not use a capital letter for Atheist |
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| Bowler Stuart |
The bible is the most pointless book since how to learn French was translated into French! |
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| Mike Pemberton Jr |
God is only an imaginary being that people have created to give a false sense of comfort and control. |
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Sorin Rusu |
Jake Smith is stupid. |
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| johnnie jones |
Religion, is the answerless answer for those without questions
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| Alex |
God is just a word, a concept, or construct used by humans to pacify their own egos when faced with the unknowable. |
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| NoGods4Me |
GOD-LESS AMERICA!! |
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| Stephanie |
I would rather have a mind opened in wonder, than one closed by belief. |
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| Manuel Andi Julius |
If God is so powerful and handy, i wonder, why would he needs angels? |
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| Clint Murphy |
If I could go back in time 4000 years and carry my iPhone I would be a god. Any thing man could not explain must be of supernatural origins. I think me and apple would be nice gods. |
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Peter L Mayer MD |
All religions are fiction. Just ask anyone from another religion. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Atheists are in the minority (at the moment) just like Round Earthers were at one time. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I've witnessed public displays of loyalty and faith in God or Allah. Just before the rucksack bomb of the devout soul explodes in the crowded bus, train, plane or shopping mall. Most laudable. |
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Jonas Sætre |
When life is hard, religious people pray to god to help them, but an atheist do somting about it. |
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| Arnold Dion |
My promise to you; I will stay away from your religion if you stay away from my science. That should keep the wait at the hospital down. |
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| Arnold Dion |
Being punished by your creator for your imperfections is like being sued by an automaker because you bought a lemon. |
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| Jonathan Farley |
Religious fanatics have an excuse for everything. Wake Up, Realise and Question... |
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| unknown |
If doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is the definition of insanity, then what do we call practice. If we practice religion wouldn't we get better at getting result or just go insane? |
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| Karl Marx |
Bob Harrolds assertion above is inaccurate as you may see in the full text of the Marx quote:
Religious distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness. The demand to give up the illusion about its condition is the demand to give up a condition which needs illusions.
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| jamjam |
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.
George Bernard Shaw |
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| The Eskimo |
@ Amber, your cult is just made up bullshit! |
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| it doesn't really matter who i am |
i once asked some one why he is so sure god exists, he simply answered, "he just does, and because more people agree with me i am right" |
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| NoGods4Me |
Jehovah's Nitwits don't celebrate Christ-Myth. Why? Because nowhere in the bible does it say that Jebus was born on Dec 25th. Most biblical scholars agree that, if he did exist, he wasn't born in December. Christians need to find their own date to celebrate their fantasy holiday. They should stop trying to claim the already existing winter celebrations as the birth of their baby god. |
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| Quote from facebook page |
Anthony W Allsop
I keep getting that same old question on my stance as an atheist/realist:
"How do you KNOW that God(s) don't exist?"
I answer; "Because I have FAITH in my own reasoning."
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Atheist-Quotes/157625300937988 |
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Nim |
Just remember: all religions were cults at one time |
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Nim |
According to the bible, God has killed approximately 24,634,000 people! |
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Nim |
Here's the church, here's the steeple, look inside, and here's the masses of deluded,stupid, possibly homicidal morons. |
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Nim |
She left me for Jesus, and that just aint fair
She says that He’s perfect, how could I compare
She says I should find him and I’ll know peace at last
If I ever find Jesus, I’m kicking his ass |
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| SIRHC |
If the bible says that God tricks us-what a dick! I don't care if he exists or not anyone who need praise is an egotistical asshole! |
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| Alan |
If one scientist 2000 yrs ago turned the water into wine (by means of powered ingredients)he would have been stoned. now take a scruffy carpenter and 12 of his mates doing that ....hey that's a miracle |
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Nim |
Says one alien to another: I think they're fighting over which Religion is more peaceful. |
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| That guy |
If the Bible is proof of God's existence, then a recipe book proves the existence or the flying spaghetti monster. |
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| Michael Kastrup Jensen |
I prayed to God that he would make me an atheist, and you know what? It worked! |
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| thereisnogod |
it is in fact that in his own image MAN creates god |
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| yet another atheist |
Why would believe and worship someone who was stupid enough to make an advanced breed of monkeys, arm them with intelligence, nuclear bombs and fire, and set them los? |
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| ErikaL |
When I'm telling someone about something tragic that has happened, or that I am having a bad day and the person I am talking to says, "Oh, I'll pray for you." I say, "don't" |
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| Alvin Oetama |
I can see and hear, also touch a DOG. I know it's real. But not if i read it backwards |
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| Anonymous |
If I believed in God, I'd probably pray that this website miraculously sprouted a search function so that I can see quotes I'm looking for. |
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| jed king |
"Pitiful is the God who craves human sycophancy for solace" |
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