top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Jonny Parker |
To believe in God is to relinquish one's belief in one's intelligence and the long history of human exploration. |
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| Eric Bettencourt, Portland maine |
If there is a god religion is his greatest joke |
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Prof Uri Nassol |
Religion is the homo sapien brain throwing a tantrum and insisting that the universe revolves around our species. Atheism is the homo sapien brain learning to move beyond such childishness. |
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| Jamil Khan |
When I study the genes of humans with a belief that God has made them, it's almost certain that God love those who reproduce more and will do anything to survive for a longer time. |
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| Alexander Kirkby |
When the garden is already so beautiful, why do we need to pretend there are fairies at the bottom? |
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Baron von Knifty |
I try not to think about religion, but then I think what could be worse, and that would be to be religious and not think at all.
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| Unknown |
The only thing I regret about not having an afterlife is that I can't say "I told you so. |
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| Vancoqt |
DOG and GOD are quite the opposite as the former serve the human with true loyalty but the latter demand absolute loyalty from human. However, DOG does exist but GOD truly never. |
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| SumOne |
gods are made up for folks who are unwilling to face up to how things really are and are too lazy to find out why they are that way.......
not like it matters |
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| Calliope Muse |
Unlike religious fanatics, atheists have no need to force our beliefs on other people in an attempt to “convert” them. We have confidence that the intelligent and educated among them will find their way to the truth and find joy in a rational world view without primitive bronze-age mythology. |
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| Maynard James Keenan |
Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning.A non-functioning mind is clinically dead.Believe in nothing. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If people keep killing themselves over religion there won’t be enough of us left to start a decent war.
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| Baron von Knifty |
It’s sad that the religious lack the common sense to become Atheists.
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| Basil Fawlty |
What's the Point of Living?
- Well your stuck with it aren't you? |
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| Alexander Loutsis |
They say seeing is believing, Has anyone seen god? |
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Mike Busutil |
Gods not real, so go Fuck yourself.... |
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| Bumper Sticker |
My god can beat your god up |
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| Frank Heimerle |
He was a wise man who invented the idea of God... |
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| Anonymous |
If god truly existed, everyone would know. |
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| A rather important, but non existant Genisis verse |
and on the eighth day, and every subsequent day that followed, the Lord said, "Let there be psuedo-science." And it was good. |
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| 12 year old girl |
For religion, god is omnipotent.
If he is, can he create something, so heavy, that he cannot lift up?
If he can't, he's not omnipotent.
If he can, neither. |
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| Ian MacFarlane |
We want god because we don't want death |
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| David Powers |
If there is a god, this is what I would say. "Hey God, it's been over two thousand years.... WAKE UP !!!" |
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| Maurice Dorman |
some religious people are been willing to kill people who don't believe what they do.....No atheist has ever been that stupid.... |
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| anonymous |
science tries enhance human knowledge, whilst religion tries to pull it back |
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| Denis Diderot |
Man will never be free until the last king is strangled by the entrails of the last priest. |
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| T. J. Neubig |
Closing your eyes and looking up to heaven is like opening your eyes during a sand storm |
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| Kaytea |
Name one thing other then the existence of God that we take on blind faith. There's nothing! Not a single thing. Not even the sun rising every day. I know its going to bethere, but thats something i can prove scientifically. Can I prove there is a God? No.
You know what faith is? What religion is? It's a cult. Who gives us religion? Our parents
brainwash us when we're four or five and most receptive to the fantastical ideas.
We're told we have to believe in God, so we do.
I'll ask you all again. What else do we believe in with blind faith?
Well let me help you out. The last thing you believed in with absolute, unshakable conviction
was... Santa Claus.
No matter how impossible it seemed, no matter how much evidence to the contrary, when you
were a child you wanted to believe, so you did. And as rude as the comparison sounds. Its
not all that different from believing in the existence of God. They both go about their work
without being seen. They rely heavily on the assistance of mythical creatures-elves in one
case, angels in the other.
So how come you all dont believe in Santa now? Well because you grew up and realized how
impossible the whole thing was. Santa Claus went from being a fact to being a real good story,
one to pass on to your children. The same way your parents told you about God when you were
a kid.
Cant you see that God is a myth too? |
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| Blulu |
Don't you think that if any religion was true that it would be a little more obvious and easier to believe? I know the religious are going to say that it is easy to work it out, but if that's true then why are there so many different beliefs, each thinking they know the 'one true way' and that everyone else is going to hell. Don't you think that a 'loving' God would make something this important a bit clearer? |
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| Unknown |
"Disclaiming the existance of God is very simple. No God-fearing man would ever take part in the making of 'Napolean Dynamite' God and that film can not exist in the same universe" |
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| Gavin O'Hare |
No Proof = Doesn't Exist |
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| sir David Stevens |
Suppose we chose the wrong god.. everyday were just makeing him mader and mader !!! |
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| Anton 7. |
If god is a man, how come Adam and Eve both have bellybuttons in all the pictures?? |
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| S. V. Foster |
If I was God, all-knowing, all-powerful, compassionate, etc. I am sure I could do a much better job than " it" does. For starters I would make
sure no animal would ever starve to death! |
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| Donielle Davis |
The other day my 'friend' tried to tell me that the earth is not billions of years old because some scientist 500 years ago said it was only a few thousand years old. Yeah like I'm going to believe a scientist that lived 500 years ago over the scientists today. |
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| Loren Kahle |
What makes one source of knowledge more reliable than another? Here's a clue, it's not faith. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The pious theist is either lying, criminally bent on perpetuating falsehoods or seriously deluded. |
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| Ben St. Laurent |
Did God create man in his image, or did man create God in his image? |
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| Elliott Boardman |
If a man was hearing a voice in his head and this voice was telling him to do things any Psychiatrist will diagnose him as mad. Most religions are founded by such people… |
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| Maximiliano |
what came first
men or humans? |
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| Jonathan Chow |
Just because certain scientific research doesn't align with your faith doesnt mean you can ruin it for the rest of humanity.
The other Jonathan Chow is Ramesh Raja, please do not mistake him for me. |
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| leon Harrison |
is god ever their when you need him? |
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| Alex |
Jonathan Chow: I'm NOT your friend so stop calling me that!! secondly your living in the dark ages if you sincerely believe whats written in that crusty old book you call the Torah! Get real get a life! |
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| Reason |
I lost count of how many people told me they saw Heaven by sky diving. I think I left off at zero. |
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| Reason |
They say that humans were made in six days. Well, I must not be human. |
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| Adam Carolla |
I know there's no god. And I know most of the world knows that as well. They just won't admit it because there's another thing they know. They know they're going to die. And it freaks them out. So most people don't have the courage to admit that there's no god and that they know it. They feel it and try to surpress it... and if your bring it up they get angry. Cause it freaks them out |
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| Chaotic the Rational Teenager |
There is a woman named Sally who believes in magic-talking but invisible leprechauns who live in the sky who will let her live forever if she follows the rules that she believes they told her, she has no proof of their existence whatsoever except for a book she claims that is their word, she is illogical and feels since you can't prove it, it could be true. Theists may not believe in leprechauns but they believe in their religious superstition blindly. They feel the same as Sally, Theists can't prove God is real and will say you can't disprove God so he 'could' exist. We unfortunately, in the state of existence we are, can't prove or disprove God but the existence of Gods [or the Biblical God and others of organized religion] is just as likely to exist as Sally's leprechauns, which is so EXTREMELY improbable that it is best to refuse to believe in any silly unproven superstition such as deities and to move on with our lives as rational, sapient, delusional, mentally-healthy homo sapiens. |
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| NoGods4Me |
When Jesus talks to "his father" in heaven, isn't he really just talking to himself? Just like Theists, when they pray. Whoever wrote the bible must have been on drugs. |
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| Shadowtitus |
If the truth can only be so to someone only after following one's best interests or as a means to deter common insecurities, you're not ready for it. |
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| Alex |
Its an easy option to abdicate personal responsibility & blame any mistakes on god. But it takes courage to be an Atheist & it takes courage to be fully responsible for yourself. It takes courage to be grown up! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The weakest human is infinitely more powerful than the mightiest of gods. |
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osirisnut |
These are some of the main reasons for the early demise of people, disease, famine, drought and religion and not necessarily in that order. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The question shouldn't be - "Do you believe in God? The question should be - "How many gods do you disbelieve in?" |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
One would have expected Jesus' dad to have enlightened his one and only son by giving him a few insights into the workings of the planet he intended trusting him with. The whereabouts of the other continents and a magnetic compass would've helped him enormously.
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osirisnut |
Even if the bible had all the lies, half-truths, and falsehoods removed, the contradictions deleted it still wouldn't make a good read. |
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osirisnut |
Yes, of course, there's a god, just like all prisons are full of innocent criminals. |
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osirisnut |
Worshiping a god and flogging a dead horse have uncanny similarities you can do both all day long and the results would be the same. |
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Dan Duke |
The foolishness of the faithful is the subservience of the servant. |
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Dan Duke |
If the design of this world is intelligent, one could easily argue that God cares more for fishes than for human beings, since he gave fish three times as much space to flourish than he gave us.
-Christopher Hitchens |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
How come ALL belief systems are based on quite obvious untruths? |
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