top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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carlton sumsion |
God and jesus are in a room discussing an important subject. There is a knock on the door. Jesus answers the door .there stands allah. Jesus turns to god and asks, master did you order a shawarma?
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Roger Phillips |
The deeply, deeply schizophrenic God that has been fabricated by the catholic church is nothing more than a powerful control mechanism used alternately to entice and terrorize followers into complete submission to the catholic church. |
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Cory Lindhorst |
Believe in your god, and I will keep believing in Santa Claus to put the presents under the tree. |
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Roger Phillips |
If there were an all powerful GOD who wanted some kind of relationship with the human race, i.e. a religion, He could very easily and clearly communicate that to them. For example,He could appear simultaneously all over the world as a mile high, brightly lighted figure and speak to each nationality in their own language. He could do this on the 1st of each month explaining the type of relationship He would like with the people of the earth. What do we actually have in the way of communications? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - JUST A BIG VACUUM IN THE SKY. |
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Carlos Mora |
Most religions prophesy the end of the world. If they stay with the bigotry we'll end up getting it.
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Bill Moody |
I think it's quite telling that the one thing you never see at Lourdes is a pile of prosthetic limbs... |
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RIGOROUS |
I may never be holy but I will always be a man of my philosophy |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If there is a god.
If there is a god, then why do criminals prosper?
If there is a god, why do the bad grow old?
If there is a god, then why the sadistic killer?
If there is a god, why are the innocent cold?
If there is a god, then why do children suffer?
If there is a god, why do paedophiles thrive?
If there is a god, then why are rapists free to rape?
If there is a god, why are they still alive?
If there is a god, then why so many starving?
If there is a god, what are they so to do?
If there is a god, then why are the poor so many?
If there is a god, why are the rich so few?
If there is a god, then why the serial killing?
If there is a god, he's blind, unfeeling, cruel?
If there is a god, then what the hell's he doing?
If there is a god, that god's a bloody fool.
Amen |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Maybe the teaching profession should follow the example set by those in the sciences and examine ALL the evidence before committing their acquired "knowledge" to the pupil. I mean, take Genesis for instance. |
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Carlos Mora |
Humans need education to teach them to think and not only to obey
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I can never get my head around why goddists fail to take on board that life on Earth has been around for the past three billion years or so while WE hominids have only been around for a few hundred thousand.
Far less than that, according to the scriptures.
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Carlos Mora |
If what is written in the Bible were true , God would be the most contemptible that ever existed .
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Rush Barney |
Religion reminds me of a lace condom. While lovingly crafted, it’s not designed for pleasure; unless inflated with fervour, it collapses; one size does not fit all; and no matter how many times you dunk it in holy water, it will not prevent misconceptions or contagion. Lowestoft Thellow |
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Carlos Mora |
God is just a information .
Let children without this information and they will never know that God exists , and this will not make any lack .
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Carlos Mora |
When the first smart, met the first fool , was born the first god .
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Carlos Mora |
If God was the answer is because your question was very foolish |
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Dan Cheshire Author |
Religion is a pool float in the swimming pool of life. The rest of us just learn to swim on our own.
(With the present growth rate of Atheism it's seems as though their pool float has sprung a leak).
-- Dan Cheshire (2013). |
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ellie |
GOD don't belief in religions because GOD has no religion |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
In conversation:
Theist: Clocks, watches and aeroplanes don't design themselves.
Atheist: I know that.
Theist: They have to be designed by a designer.
Atheist: I know that, too.
Theist: This applies to EVERYTHING around you. The stars, the planets, the Earth, you, me and everything HAD to have a designer.
Atheist: So EVERYTHING that exists HAD to be designed by a designer? Even the atom which exists in all things?
Theist: Yes. And God IS the designer of the atom.
Atheist: So without the atom, nothing can exist?
Theist: Exactly!
Atheist: So who designed God the designer, when nothing existed, not even an atom?
Theist: God has always been. God didn't require designing.
Atheist: In that case, the universe has always been and doesn't require a designer.
Theist: Sup up, it's my round.
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Ricardo Ferrari |
you are the one who have to disprove it = you are guilty until proven innocent. |
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Aleksandar Sretenovic |
Ask me something about the god and ill tell you i hate tomatoes.But i would say the same if you asked me about Santa. |
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Carlos A Caccia |
Pra que complicar !Nascemos sem religião e sem um mito Deus!Depois somos convertidos a mesma religião da famÃlia onde nascemos .Então a religião ,com seu mito Deus , é imposição posterior por ensinamentos de seres humanos.Por uma questão de lógica :Vamos retornar ao momento mais piro e ainda não contaminado da nossa vida! A hora do nascimento !Quando tÃnhamos a mente livre ,limpa e absolutamente sem religião; e sem nenhum Deus.
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Daniel Lane |
If you want something to be true, believe it. If it doesn't seem plausible, it doesn't matter. That's faith. |
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Abhijeet Bobde |
All adherence to God is fear based. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I ask you, what harm has any religion ever done?
Please list your replies on the back of a roll of wallpaper and post it to me, care of The Reindeer Inn, Mansfield UK. |
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James Kerins |
Religion and God are not the same.
Unfortunately the former can exist without the latter. |
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| June VanDerMark |
If there is a god and the god is pure love, you won't need religion. And if the god exists and is not pure love, nothing you believe or do will guarantee that the god ever loved you or ever will love you.
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| me |
we all live and die but all that matters is what we do in the middle. if that doesnt matter then nothing matters. |
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| Martin Luther – |
“Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying.†|
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| House |
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. |
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| Clint Murphy |
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.
Charles Darwin
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| Joel Mahon |
A wise man once said they should build an new hospital, a preacher objected saying a church of Catholicism would save more lives in a spiritual sense, a tax payer said they weren't catholic and would prefer a hospital, the preacher agreed with the tax payer saying "I guess if you are going to hell I might as well let you delay it." |
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| Joel Mahon |
Do looks mean anything to God? If they do why is he vain, if not why do the people who claim they want to be like him seem to "connect" with people their age and similar attractiveness or more when it shouldn't matter if they are an 80 year old toothless hobo if they have a good soul. |
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| Joel Mahon |
"God bless us, everyone" didn't get tiny Tim of his crutches, it was money that came from A ruthless business man who felt guilty about something that was technically caused by God in the first place. |
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| Dr. Idel Dreimer |
Religion is so naked an emperor, that it is a wonder it continues to parade its hypothetical finery without near-universal derision; one must conclude that the streets are lined with crowds of foolish or fearful adults, and that there is a regrettable paucity of clear-sighted and unintimidated children. |
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| @thereisawayjose |
Write a book about an all powerful, vengeance prone god... make your tribe a " preferred one" pretend that this non existing god has in mind a promised land ... convince half of the world .... and you you have the foundation of a nation called Israel... since god is on your side .... screw the rest of world |
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| @thereisawayjose |
Since religion beginnings nobody spreads superstition,ignorance, lies and unjustified fears like a man of god and all with a straight face Including Moses and the myth of the burning bush and the non existing stone tablets |
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| osirisut |
I have to concede defeat to the religious as their knowledege of stupidity is far greater than my knowledge of religion will ever be. |
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| Krishna Mohan Kandula |
If we are the children of God.He must be punished for child abuse. |
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| Dickone |
Religion is a parasite to humanity. |
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| MadCandy |
If when you die, you leave your human form behind, how will your soul feel the burning flames of hell without the necessary nerves of the human body? |
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| Skull |
the earth is possibly the insane asylum of our galaxy |
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| Michael Neu |
The way you would view someone who still believes the earth is flat is the way I look at you. |
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| Shayan Torabi |
Man is an organism
Therefore, he has wants and needs
Therefore, he has hopes and fears
Therefore, he creates belief structures as coping mchanisms
Therefore, man created god
Addendum:
Some are smarter than others, and use this knowledge all too well |
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| Zecklaus |
Both dog and god supposedly understood every human language but I still say dog is far superior because it doesn’t need translator and could prove it really exists. |
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| Unknown |
Holy bat mobile! |
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| RV8R |
Would the one true god, or all of them, protect me from those who are certain. |
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| Phinipvex |
Religion strayed people into resignation and cowardice but cling on in vain to believe that they’re special with a purpose – just can’t accept the reality that they will cease to exist one day. They encouraged their flocks to twist their outlook when reality contradicted their infallible superstitious dogmas. The religious depend on eternal lies. |
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| Jupiterpassion |
Religion has and will always be used as a tool for polticians to exercise their power. Since Religion is unquestionable but open to interpretation it is the always the current government that will decide on the most useful interpretation until a more useful interpretation is discovered. The 'normal human' are the slaves not allowed to question the word that comes from god. Even if the same words will carry opposite meanings within a decade. God has bestowed an honour unto a few VIP humans, which 'the normal human' allows, to read and exercise gods words the way they need to. Is god giving his power to the sacred few top politicians? |
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| Robert Green Ingersoll |
I will not attack your doctrines nor your creeds if they accord liberty to me. If they hold thought to be dangerous - if they aver that doubt is a crime, then I attack them one and all, because they enslave the minds of men.
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