top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Unknown |
When catholics pray to their god(s)it's not praying it's worshiping and when they worship their saints it's not worshiping it's praying. Now has everyone got that, good, now just forget it. |
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| Nietzsche |
Para ler o Novo Testamento é conveniente calçar luvas. Diante de tanta sujeira, tal atitude é necessária.... |
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Vishwas Singh |
be a theist and god will solve ur problem,
be an atheist and u wont get into any problem.. |
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| C.T. Lingle |
It I stated that Jesus died on the cross for our sins to be saved and we as men to be forgiven. So why then are we required to ask forgiveness to be accepted into heaven? Shouldn't we have a one way ticket from the day we're born? After all Jesus died for our sins. |
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| Dickone |
Meditation may provide you temporary mental consolation at best, overdosing the practice could lead you to lunatic paradise. |
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| Unknown |
Judas was paid too much. |
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| CJZ |
Heaven + Hell = Life |
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| CJZ |
We are not reborn in order to get things right |
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| Unknown |
Thank god for wars and religions just made it easier. |
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| m |
Must have been a lot of incest at the beginning. |
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| Lou |
Those who's believe die praying those who live live by doing thing for themselves. |
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| Isaac Brock |
I'm not sure if heaven and hell is there but I wouldn't hold my breathe, you wasted life why wouldn't you waste death? |
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| GL |
"If God is omnipotent, why doesn't he just make everybody believe him?""Because he does not want people to be automats" What's the differents between the two approaches if their consequences are all the same? I don't know who come up with this automats thing, but it really deals with a lot of problems. But, how the hell did you figure that out? |
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| Vancoqt |
If there is no god, put a fart to make one; if there is no religion, tell a pack of lies to start one; if there is no money, sorry you have to work hard to earn it. |
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| CHantal van laere |
religion is like politics, all believers are in the lead and the atheist are in the opposition. |
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| BH |
Religious help wanted: Reason and common sense need not apply. |
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kaitlin kemp |
Only God I believe in is called Science. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
A couple of years ago I gave gods another 1,000 years. Only 998 to go and counting. |
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| Anthony J. McCuen |
0 is nothing and it represents nothing before the Big Bang. 1 is God, but 1 doesn't exist because there was 0. How could God increment himself as 1 when there was nothing? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
King James Version (KJV-OT)
Psalm 14:1-7: The fool hath said in his heart, "There is no God." They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Just to make a point in defence of non-believers. Do you theists believe the following sample (there are many many more) are corrupt and have done abominable works and that NONE of them have done good?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/101-famous-atheists |
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| Global Atheist |
We Atheist does not think ourselves as we are living in any Nation, just think ourselves as we are living in any planet where food and water is present how animals live. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Scientists are searching for life on other planets. If the xians were looking it would be for mud or a rib.
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| van Schoonsloot |
The only thing that extends the live of this imaginery biblical god is the severity of his threats... |
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| Jason Bozarth |
When a lair speaks of honest faith, the first to be deceived is the liar. |
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| Unknown |
If you are waving your holy book proclaiming god's real because the proof in here speech, while pointing at the holy book, you are wasting my time. |
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| For Unknown |
I've never been to China but I have seen pictures, watched videos, met Chinese people, eaten Chinese food and have conversed with friends that live there currently... I wouldn't say you could compare to this list with all the Christians experiences of god with any confidence. |
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| Unknown |
Anything which is both omniscient and omnipotent has no need of "plans". They conceive of things being different and then things simply change. Nobody is saved, killed, maimed, spared or otherwise involved in implementing a deity's plan; if they were, it would be a direct indictment of the divinity of the deity itself. |
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| Unknown |
Religion is to the mind as cheep gasoline is to a car...garbage in = garbage out. |
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| Me |
If Christians came from Jews, why do we still have Jews? |
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| Unknown |
if you have time to make up an imaginary friend you have time to do something better with your life |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God exists in the image of Man. So God - in essence - must be all things to all Men regardless of colour, creed or sexual orientation. |
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Diane Fadden |
The sad fact is, as long as patriarchal religion brainwashes the majority in America, women will be seen as little children who shouldn't really have human rights at all, but rather merely privileges reluctantly bestowed like a weekly allowance, after it's earned. |
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| science |
In old old times, there lived a intellectual person. All teachers admired him for his wit. He did such calculations that seemed impossible for other mathematicians. Now it was such that the teacher used the same pen all the time. Rumour spread that the pen was omniknowledgemable, meaning that it could do any type of calculations. Rumour was also their that the pen was very few in number(polytheism) and each had unique speciality, while one was good in maths, other was good in science. Rumour that those who believed in such pens got these pens
. Then after sometimes some said the pens were of pink colour, some said it was of green. They argued that the colour they thought was true unlike others, which resulted in a bloody war. After much time some rationalists with courage said these pens didnt exist. But rumour followers said the rationalists challenged the authority of these pens. But as you know te the real talent was in the teacher himself. This pen is what we now called god, a rumour being. |
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| sly |
I was told some years back that GOD says in righteousness shall I be exaulted,and he shall fight my battles,I did just dat,10 years after I lost my child,no happiness&joy,no exaultation,no victory etc!but I was told he honours his words,does he fulfil his prophesis on the opposite?or people just lie and said `God said` |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
. . . and the llamas, the Siberian tiger, the kangaroo and the wombat, the Emperor penguin and a Kiwi.
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| Me |
Where did Noah find the polar bears? |
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| Me |
Religion would make a good Stephen King novel. Either way it would be in the fiction section. |
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| Tavieous A. Branch |
G.O.D. = get over dogma. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Many millions have been hounded to their deaths for revering the WRONG god or NO god.
Just like witchcraft and voodooism - godism is a laughable manifestation of Man's ignorant and nonsensical beliefs. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Good question: If you were to follow the laws of the bible to the letter, in order of their appearance, how far would you get before society arrested you? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Fuck the term “Respect religion.” Give respect to those who have earned it, not to those who demand it. |
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| Unknown |
I would rather believe the people the make the world a better place with there science and technology. Rather then people who have just blind faith and have tendentcys towards little boys. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Graveyards are for the dead, not the living. Move on and get on with your life. |
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| van Holstamper |
No self respecting so called perfect god would claim ownership of planet earth.. |
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| Unknown |
Religion is a medley of lies created for power. |
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| John Kimak |
Lying to a child about Santa Clause is bad enough, lying about there being a God is a Crime. |
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| swapnil mahendra jadhav |
religion was created with an idea that all men will be disciplined & would Fear to commit crime,this helped a lot for human civilization,expansion & better evolution. With unresricted freedom man would have ended much earlier his universal brotherhood,civic sense & faith in himself. |
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| Jack Kessler |
Santa Claus is an imaginary man who apparently does miraculous, seemingly impossible things for humans, yet nobody has ever seen him. Explain to me how he is any different from God. |
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| van Styweslang |
Alot of people know what it is like finding out you have been fed the lie that is the bible only to finaly see through the yammerings and babblings of old fools..a sweet blissful liberation.. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
One of Man's most ancient, natural and widely accepted acts - performed by men and women in private - is an act which the terminally pious amongst us regard as the most sinfully unnatural. |
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osirisnut |
"Jesus Christ didn't exist". There is little evidence for a person known as Jesus existing in history, he is a fictional character invented by followers of Christianity to create a figure to worship. In 126 historical texts all written in the period during or soon after the supposed existence of Jesus, none mention him. "Jesus of Nazareth was nothing more than an urban (or desert) legend, likely an agglomeration of several evangelic and deluded rabbis who might have existed. Michael Paulkovich. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Oh, he never returned, no he never returned, and his fate is still unlearned.....Happy Easter! |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
It is such a letdown to rise from the dead and have your friends not recognize you. ― Rob Bell, Velvet Elvis |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
It is to the prodigals...that the memory of their Father's house comes back. If the son had lived economically he would never have thought of returning.― Simone Weil |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The Lord Has Risen: Fake News |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
A lie's true power cannot be accurately measured by the number of people who believe its deception when it is told, it must be measured by the number of people who will go out after hearing it trying to convince others of its truth. ― Dennis Sharpe |
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osirisnut |
It's just beyond the realms of stupidity one of those crazy catholic priests has said, "celibacy is a gift". I bet if his cock could talk it would tell a different story. |
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Kwasi Cyrus |
its easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled |
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osirisnut |
And the Lord said unto John, "come forth and receive eternal life"..But John came in fifth so he got a poster. |
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osirisnut |
The only worthwhile contribution that Christianity has given the world (humanity) was the sandal. Hallelujah. |
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