top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| NoGods4Me |
Theists tell me to prove that their god does NOT exist. I just tell them to prove that Thor does NOT exist...and I'll follow their method. |
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| Vijay |
You tell me to prove that god does not exist, and I cannot.
I tell you to prove that small purple furry humans called shnargles that live in your shoes don't exist, and you cannot. |
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| Sam Harris |
"George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more absurd." |
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| Reader. |
Religion, I believe, has no specific definition. It can be quite meaningless to very important, depending on its interpretation according to cultural and traditional difference. |
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| jim burke |
I believe God exists in the imagination of every christian. |
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| All in your head |
Yes their are gaps in scientific knowledge. That's why we pay scientists. If the Bible gives us all the answers, why do we still pay priests? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
We must keep hs sacred comment: Baron von Knifty- It is outrageous that we must battle fantasy to save reality. |
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| Unknown |
Before the first day god began to create everything, humans invented him a week ahead. |
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| Chaplain Daniel Paden |
40 Years of practicing religion only taught me one thing; how to say "You are a sinner". after only two weeks working with recovering Alcoholics and Addicts I have learned how to say "I am a sinner". |
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| Jesus Slaves |
I slave, I do not save. |
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| AAQG |
Deities are not only unreal but not necessary to establish civilization and objective moral. Both come from the self preservation principle we are born with. |
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| Unknown |
God's forsite didnt see that Adam needed a women until later. Flawless? |
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Nickolas Judnarine |
So god created this universe and heaven and hell? He thoughtfully made this planet for us to live on? Did you narrow minded people realise that this *wonderfully constructed* planet is only 20% inhabitable? Earth has a population of 7 billion. Approximately a 1/3 of this number is christian so only a 1/3 of the people living on the 20% inhabitable space on earth in this entire universe millions of light years across runs the chance of going to "heaven"? And of this 1/3 population I'm sure half strayed from the path and is going to "hell." So in essence only 1.09 billion people (and that is a *VERY* generous number) are going to heaven? That is considering they followed all the rules to a 'T' and will be granted paradise. A select few - such a pity. Then again, these are only the rules of one religion that dates back millennia to such a crude and primitive form where child abuse, corporal punishment and violence beyond measure were prevelant - and yet these people have the nerve to say everyone else is wrong and they alone are right? Oh please, I've seen more fruit yielded from my plum tree than any religion to date. ~Nickolas Judnarine~ 09/05/12 - Age 17 |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The nearer Man be to his own god, the nearer Man be to his own devil. |
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| Joel Mahon |
If you die never learning of religion or morals and sin do you go to hell? If so that's a little unfair to torture for all eternity someone who might have just stole a watch. If not doesn't that mean learning more about god sends you further from him not the other way round? |
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| Joel Mahon |
God can give you anything you want and doesn't that seemed to bother you as a kid with your parents And toys, why not now? |
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| Joel Mahon |
Everyone doing what they want is chaos, doing everything one person wants is slavery. Work it out. |
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| Joel Mahon |
A Christian who doesn't spend every waking hour converting is kinda condeming people to hell alot more than I would feel comfortable doing...yet they seem to find time to criticise us. |
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| Joel Mahon |
Isn't it ironic that the evolution of intelligence caused us to evolve the capacity to have religion as a survival technique for enduring hard times. i.e. Evolution's greatest trick was convincing the world it didn't exist. |
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| Joel Mahon |
I can make an atheist quote off by heart as long as I claim it as my own but to add a new religious quote you need a whole new sect. |
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| Unknown |
how do you praise a god you have not seen? |
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| TheAmazingAtheist |
i believe theres a creature who create the world dat is living on the moon right now.. and evry now and then, he will look down to earth with a giant telescope to see if his creation are doin da moon dance  And those who practice it will be blessed wit da moon beams dat shine upon them Pretty stupid ain't it? Wat if a billion people believe that the moon creature exist? Its still fuckin stupid right? At least MrMoon look down onto earth wit a telescope unlike GOD who have eyes everywhere...
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| Trevor117 |
I'm curious. As an atheist am I going to hell in every religion? And if that's not possible, is it decided by a season draft or a lottery as to who's hell gets me? I'm confused |
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| N Lee |
To believe in GOD- a higher being,is to believe in unicorns or fairies,
Completely irrational and illogical- no wonder most politicians have faith. |
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| Unknown |
fuck god |
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| Mahatma Ghandi |
But for my faith in God, I should have been a raving maniac.
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| Autum Worcester. |
Religion is like meat: we used to need it, but now it just gives us high cholesterol. |
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| ravi dhaliwal |
human race can only survive under one condition in the future-get rid of all religious beliefs |
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| Dr Shahid Siddiqui |
According to scriptures of king james version and Quran ..(Adam was created then Eve created from Adam) ..When they had children's they married each other (brothers with sister) so the founder of Incest is religion/God. |
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| N.Vickie |
Why do people worship ?
A: These people think that if they worship they can get everythng and god will accept you and make your dream come true ! LoLzzz !
Now ,If i just worship and not studying at all and expect a good result will i get ? No , Because i need to work hard !
If , I really need to work hard so why the hell i will waste time in worshiping things and i wont get any result for that ! |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If you claim your birth was a miracle then why do you label yourself a worthless sinner? That’s no miracle, that’s a nightmare. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Leave it to crazy christians and their primitive beliefs to "celebrate" the supposed torture and death of a man...and call it GOOD Friday. That's just sick and twisted. |
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| Langenhoven |
I find it telling that ALL so called gods emanated from an ancient time when superstition was near universal and ignorance created a ripe breeding ground for myths,fables,legends,folk tales and the like, which were passed on as fact...surely the modern mind must examine these things with a critical view and come to the obvious conclusion... |
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| Thomas Pynchon |
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Doesn’t it tell you religious anything that with all the billions of prayers, cross-fingered wishes, chanting, bead rubbing, wailing, and hosannas carried out every day around the world, the horrible stuff is still with us? |
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| Boss |
To demand one to believe in someone/something that cannot be experienced through the five senses,through logical reasoning or without independent proof and/or verification is to set yourself up for major mental and emotional manipulation... |
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| Unknown |
I do not want to convert anybody to atheism, neither do I care what they believe. I did not bring my children up as atheists, they are intelligent and worked it out for themselves. I never told them that if they didn't believe in the things I did they would have some dreadful thing happen to them. I left them free to work it out themselves. I do not need the rest of the herd to be atheists or those around me. I am comfortable believing that I am part of the universe, that this is my brief period of being aware of that universe and that those who don't share my view are free not to. I just wish that people that do believe in god would afford me, their own children and everybody else the same respect. The fact that they seldom do is in my humble opinion the most obvious sign of their own anxiety. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I'm only a mere mortal and yet I can do anything any god can do. Isn't that strange? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Please, ladies and gentlemen. We atheists shouldn't be extracting the pee out of the mentally subnormal theists! We should leave all the piss-taking to the various god pushers 'cos they are doing the job for us. |
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KidCrusher |
Fuck Satan I'm an atheist. |
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| WHO?. |
Atheist's brain dominates his heart,(strong in logic). Theist's heart dominates his brain,(strong in faith).
And there are many arguments between brain and heart. |
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Diane Fadden |
So God, with Satan watching with a smirk, proceeded to take everything from Job, his children, his land, his health, everything, until Job was a sobbing, tortured broken man lying in the dust... "Joseph!" scolded God's mommy right then. "BAD! What did I tell you about not teasing your pets?" |
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| Zachary de la roacha |
Is all the world jails and churches |
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| Pope G |
Religious believers are not leaders, they are brainwashed indoctrinated followers. They are forced by parent to go to church for years and told to have faith. They weren't given freedom of choice. This explains why most children believe in the same faith and ideologies their parents do.
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| Pope G |
All religious followers think their way of believing is superior. The fact that they keep their beliefs in the face of other practices proves this point. Otherwise they would reject their original system. How can so many varieties of belief systems be superior simultaneously? They can't. Atheist can sit back and laugh at this conundrum. |
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| Unknown |
If God/Allah is all powerful, why do terrorists feel a need to shoot, bomb and behead in his name?
Or perhaps they doubt his power too. |
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| native indian saying |
we are the ones we have been waiting for |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The universe was 'apparently' designed and created just for us and we were designed and created 'apparently' to fit the universe.
Religion in a nutshell.
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| NoGods4Me |
Religious liberty DOES NOT include the right to impose your religious laws on people who do not follow your religion. |
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| Christian Hawthorne |
I know I didn't just hear a catholic call the Jehovah's witnesses "brain washers"! If that's not the pot calling the kettle black. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There is infinitely more evidence to prove that Mankind created gods than there is evidence that some god or other created Mankind.
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osirisnut |
Evil, twisted, two-faced, caustic tongued lying scumbags and that's the good parts of every religion. |
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Gordon Lamb |
In prayer, one goes alone into a dark place, and thinks of other people in a very specific way until the person praying feels better.
Funny, I've always called it masturbation. |
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Nobody Important |
People have tried to prove God's existence to me numerous times using stories like the The Blinding of Isaac. The only things proven to me where that Abraham heard voices, and that religion is an evil so powerful that it can turn father against son. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I, Anthony W. Allsop, will never submit to being emotionally bullied, blackmailed and cajoled in regard to the unshakable stance I'm taking against all those Manmade fairy tales purporting to be the God Given Truth.
Life's too short for meaningless apologies. |
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osirisnut |
I have been asked why do I hate religion so much? I reply you are mistaken I don't hate religion I fucking detest it and I treat it with the contempt it truly deserves. |
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osirisnut |
It has been said that religion has to be respected. Respect has to be earned not demanded. |
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osirisnut |
Another thing I hate about religious clerics, their nauseating bad habit of breathing. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We are ALL merely food and oxygen for the gods.
No god existed until humans came along and created them.
Without us here to keep them alive, ALL gods would cease to exist.
It's that simple.
Or at least it's simple to anyone who can think for themselves. |
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osirisnut |
It's ironic that the catholic church has a holy week especially when four of the days are named after Norse gods and three are named after planetary bodies. That must piss them off. |
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