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shradhit If every thing is created by some thing ,who created god.
Vivek If I choose to have an imaginary friend I prefer Salma Hayek than God....
Clint Murphy Walked on the water, give me a fucking break!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I'm not against religion per se. I'm only against god based religion. It stands to even reasonable common sense that gods are pure fiction. "Witness Statements(?)" by so called messengers of god are complete and utter fabrication. This will be seen one day, it will come to pass.
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Jesus HAS to have a good sense of humour. Crikey, some of those stunts he pulled to gain attention will remain some of the best ever.

Talked with God ✔
Fed the multitudes with a few loaves and fishes ✔
Turned water into wine ✔
Cured leprosy ✔
Allowed a blind man to see ✔
Walked on water ✔
Claimed divine status and was accepted ✔
Arose from the dead ✔

Penn and Teller? David Copperfield? Tommy Cooper? They were all rubbish at the side of him.
Alex Belief in God & religion is escapism from facing the fact that when you die, thats it Narda, End of story, your gone & wont be back. Belief in religion is a sop to fear nothing more IMO!!.
Blaine God is nothing more than a Proxy to the answers we seek, and I contend that if no one believed in God, but tried as hard to find answers to life as they do to please him. We would have many more questions answered.
Nsimbiyaigobi Instead of sending plagues, pestilence,famine,floods,murder,mayhem and the like to punish faulty mankind which he himself supposedly created could the Jehovah of the Bible not put his energies to better use by fixing the cause of mankinds numerous miseries..
Brian Griffin God did not creat man - man created a fictitious God
Unknown "Religious is fear of death, nothing more"
Shrikant Bhosale i feel bad for the people who blindly waste their time and money on god ,than to help people and do useful things.Think scientifically!
Unknown if people are christians because they believe god will support them they need to open their eyes because thats EXACTLY whats not happening
Unknown How much faster would we run if we knew we need not reserve energy for a subsequent race?
Eric How can someone be expected to believe if given no reason. how can someone be expected to love something that acts with such hatred. how can one expect praise if it punishes with no remorse or intent to redeem those who have fallen. god is a cruel bieng if he exists. if he does letting himself be acknowledged was the worst mistake to be made by the all knowing all mighty leader of an unexisting faith
Unknown If you live good enough for an afterlife, why not just stay in the life you are already in?
Nic Anom Who created who? Did God create humanity or did humanity create God?
Mike Wilson Death puts the brakes on this life, but never kickstarts the next
NoGods4Me The imaginary sky god of the bible is an abusive father. Read it and you'll see. We need nothing more than the REAL fathers we were born to.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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We should never fear God but we should be fearful of/for those that do.
Myself War is a common thing for living things to do. Before our human species even existed, insects had wars with each other for millions of years. Outlasting even the dinosaurs, surviving all kind of climate changes, withstanding millions of years of natural disasters that we can only imagine, and still keep evolving and expanding on this blue planet that is our home.
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For Sean. Something I wrote a fair number of years ago:

Extraterrestrial observers beyond the dark side of our moon must be shaking with laughter at we silly Earth people, seemingly obsessed with religion. They - with their far superior intellect - will have kicked gods into touch many eons ago. So too would we Earthlings, given half a chance.

Imagine for one moment that we discover intelligent life on another planet far away in our galaxy. It isn’t too much of a stretch of our imagination, after all, we’ve been imagining far more ludicrous ethereal beings. They might well take the form of a large brained dolphin with arms, legs and three opposable digits on each limb.

Imagine conversing over the eons of space-time and ether with that intelligent life form and learning about its life history that draws many parallels with our own.

Imagine learning that despite them successfully forming a very advanced society - much BETTER than ours in many respects - that they have absolutely NO concept of gods or religion.

Do we gasp in amazement? Are they then to be regarded as inferior beings? Do we try to educate them to accept that there IS God?, for that is what happens here on Earth, where incidentally, we are the only species that worships and pays homage to gods.
Unknown Don't spend your life praying for the next life to come knocking
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Other people's misfortune is there to make us laugh. That's why God gave us the banana skin.
Alex The central problem with religion & god belief is that its NOT rational. Thus proving that human beings are a paradox i.e. capable of rationality but mostly driven by the irrational much of the time.
Alex When someone with extreme religious beliefs is prepared to blow themselves & everyone else up in the name of religion then perhaps there is something wrong with religion itself?.
Sean Sean Sean Sean If I were a feeder mouse, who would I consider more evil, the serpent that devours my flesh or the master who fed me to its beast. Think about it.
FVDB Believing in a deist god is like believing you are going to win the lottery. Believing in a theist god is like saying you are going to win the lottery without buying a ticket. Believing in a theist god and imposing your absolute truth onto other is like stating you have won the lottery without having a ticket and then going to the bank to insist on full payment.
Joe LB God did not create man, man created God.
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Propagandism: OED def: the practice of spreading tenets or principles in order to sway opinion. [I supposed this would - by rote - have to include the science of evolution AND atheism] Bugger!!!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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We are all of us animals, 'neath the skin.
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1 Chronicles 21:9-14 (New International Version)

9 The LORD said to Gad, David’s seer,

10 “Go and tell David, ‘This is what the LORD says: I am giving you three options. Choose one of them for me to carry out against you.’”

11 So Gad went to David and said to him, “This is what the LORD says: ‘Take your choice:

12 three years of famine, three months of being swept away before your enemies, with their swords overtaking you, or three days of the sword of the LORD—days of plague in the land, with the angel of the LORD ravaging every part of Israel.’ Now then, decide how I should answer the one who sent me.”

13 David said to Gad, “I am in deep distress. Let me fall into the hands of the LORD, for his mercy is very great; but do not let me fall into human hands.”

14 So the LORD sent a plague on Israel, and seventy thousand men of Israel fell dead.
Me Everyone can believe whatever they want; You can put your belief in a 'God' and I can call you an idiot. The only difference is that people will hate me for thinking your beliefs are idiotic, but they will love you for worshiping an insecure all-powerful teenager.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Today is 22-05-2011 and The Rapture was a damp squib.

Of course, when it's realised that we are still here this rainy Sunday morning there'll be the excuses.

The 1st excuse will be: "Ah used imperial meashiments instead o' metrics. NIXT tahm ah'll git it raight, yorl."

Or maybe: "I spilt some corffee on mah barbul an ah faarnd it ard tah read through mah tears."
Peter Lee I've invented a weapon to cap God's ass. But, like God it's invisible too so it will be tough to file a patent for it!
Josie Krahn I had the misfortune of attending a Christian High School. In my history class my teacher said: "that if this was a gof fearing country we would send all the homosexuals to a remote island and bomb it- but we must love them." I knew then I had all the proof I needed to prove what I already knew.
Myself Science provides us explanations on how life existed and when it exist on this planet, while religion provides only beliefs on it.
Gert Sheqi How can I prove that god doesn't exist? Can be proved only things that exist.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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There is FAR more evidence that the biblical account of creation is - to say the least - erroneous. Whilst the evidence for evolution is abundant - to those who are willing to look.
Unknown you know that activity that you have to choose one person out of politician, teacer, scientist, etc. to be left behind on the deserted island? We did it in school, and everyone chose the preist. Why? Because they have know value in society.
Franz Raphael Ferriols Whenever we see a person who is able to cure the sick, make the blind see and make the paralyzed walk, we don't call them God, we call them doctors. And if we see a person who is able to perform miracles and able to is walk on water, we don't call him Jesus rather we call him Criss Angel.
mobs Faith, literally means to believe in something that cant be proven. That sure is an alarming word to base your life around.
Unknown It seems as though the guy who wrote the Bible was on some hardcore drugs.
Unknown I was deluded for 37 years. Now that my eyes are open. I feel like a sucker. John 14 :12 whatever you ask in my name, I will do it.....only a delusional dope would believe that. Proof that when you get into childrens minds. You Have brainwashed them
Lavoisier "In nature nothing is created, nothing is lost, everything changes. "

According to this law in any system, physical or chemical, never believe or eliminates matter, is only possible to transform it from one form to another. Therefore, one can not create something from nothing and make something of nothing

Unknown If god really existed we would live in a utopia.
Myself Our human species behave very similar to other animals on this planet, we kill for resources, to get a female, and to protect our territory or to get a new territory.Look how chimpanzees fight each other for territory or protect their territory, fight to mate, and for resources as well. We steal from each other just like how a Grizzly bear steals from wolves when they finally made a kill. Most of us like to believe that humans are so different from every living thing on this planet that we must have been made by aliens or only God could have made us, but in reality, it took billions of years of evolution to make something like humans to exist on this planet, and eventually we will be extinct like other animals have been. It seems that certain natural event happens like volcano eruptions or earthquakes to kill animals that are too successful so it can give a chance for another type of animal to evolve, that is what happen to the dinosaurs, so eventually it will happen to us as well.
Myself The greatest weapon that humans have over every other living thing in this planet we call home is the ability to control our instinct because if we couldn't do it the way we do today, we be like dolphin. Dolphins are very smart animals, but at some point their instinct can take them over, and they can attack you for no reason. Every living thing on this planet live mostly by instinct, its just that we use a little less than the rest does.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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If we were to travel as far out as our nearest star (not our sun) and look back, our planet would be invisible even to the most powerful optical telescope known to man. That fact alone should prove to some that the many other planetary systems are un-detectable in our own galaxy, never mind out beyond our galaxy.
Unknown A person once came up to me and told me that I needed a mental check just because I did not believe in god. I told her this.

"Lady,you believe in a 2 thousand year old book that talks about sticks turning into snakes,water turning into wine,and a dead man rising from the grave twice.Yeah I'm the one that needs a mental check".
Laura Jones If this god fellow finely crafted and constructed Earth then why does he keep trying to tear it apart and destroy it
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Dr. Idel Dreimer Dr. Idel Dreimer Religions are hypotheses suitable for those "dying for evidence." (Observation # 956)
Paul  (Desert Rat) Paul (Desert Rat) What parent would forbid their children to go to school, read from books, and learn from their teachers...and then punish them for LIFE if they did not obey this command??? Only God, so far...
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You don't have to be gullible to be good.
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Believers should not believe everything that people tell them, particularly when it's their own brain
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The priest told me faith was a pair of winged silver slippers to fly me to the kingdom of heaven, as he adjusted the two empty Kleenex boxes on his feet - Ralph Metusi
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WE are supposed to have evolved from the ape. But what if we've got it wrong? What if the apes have evolved from us?
It makes much more sense . . . , doesn't it?
osirisnut osirisnut If only good people (christians) can get into heaven then heaven must be a very lonely place.
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The free cheese of salvation is offered in the mousetrap of religion - Ralph Metusi
osirisnut osirisnut A mass grave of babies and toddlers has been discovered at a former catholic mother and baby home in Tuam, Ireland where up to 800 hundred died, government-appointed investigators said. Excavations at the site have uncovered an underground structure divided into 20 chambers containing "significant quantities of human remains", the judge-led commission said.... Some say the catholic church is the caring, compassionate and loving catholic church and some tell the fucking truth.
osirisnut osirisnut So christ over 2000 years ago could walk on water, raise the dead, turn water into wine, feed the multitudes with a couple of loaves and some fish and resurrect himself. In the 21st century, he's credited with his image appearing on toast, on a cheerio, on a tree stump and a dogs arse. etc etc. . . Yes god does work in mysterious ways wonders to perform.
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