top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Ogg the Clever |
Atheists make up 20% of the U.S. population but only 0.3% of it's prison population. Vote athiesm for a safer society!
www.atheistforum.oggtheclever.com |
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| sweet jesus |
When I kill people I get sent to prison but when God let's those people that I kill die, it's ok. |
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| andrew burnside |
When 8 sprinters cross themselves before a race, God must wonder where to bestow his benevolence. When the sprinters finish, God must wonder where He went wrong
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| dec |
what has your god done for you lately
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| Naes Lencalb |
Heat rises so shouldn't hell be cold? |
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| G. Hoskins |
I don't believe in God, but even if there was one, I'm not afraid of Judgement. I am living my life according to what I know, which is all he has ever asked of his followers. |
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osirisnut |
If there is a god "IT" must be so proud of the Roman Catholic Church. |
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ae eh |
Religion is an excuse for those who wish to be excused. |
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Lauren Fisher |
Religion will not increase the quantity of years you live,
but it will decrease the quality of them. |
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carlton sumsion |
Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position. |
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Lauren Fisher |
You cannot disprove god's existence, just like you cannot disprove the existence of dragons. However, considering the facts that most fossils are actually buried too far for us to reach, and the possibilities of other planets housing life forms, the existence of some sort of dragon existing or having once existed, is easily possible.
God on the other hand, created the universe, and the world. Never take into consideration that the earth is microscopic in comparison to the universe. Aside from god taking interest in what would be invisible to his eyes, god also takes interest in a species that has only been around for 250,000 years max, when this speck of dust has been around for well over 4 billion years. How is this possible? God is omnipotent, and because god is omnipotent, he was sitting there while humans were slaughtering each other, ironically, over him.
Creationists have placed god beyond the universe so that he is immeasurable by any scientific means. For this reason I find it much easier to believe in the existence of dragons, than the existence of such a god. |
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carlton sumsion |
The idea that god is an oversized white male with a flowing beard who sits in the sky and tallies the fall of every sparrow is ludicrous. But if by god one means the set of physical laws that govern the universe, then clearly there is such a god. This god is emotionally unsatisfying ... it does not make much sense to pray to the law of gravity.
Carl Sagan |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If you can't prove it isn't it doesn't mean it is.
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carlton sumsion |
We started out as pond scum and we will end up worm meal. |
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Bill Moody |
Don't tell me THAT your god created everything, tell me HOW he did it, with experimental data and peer reviewed documentation in at LEAST as much detail as you expect from me in defense of reality... |
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Sylvester Martins |
Seriously? You have God to be kidding me! |
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Carlos Mora |
Christians believe in so many silly things that even our ape ancestors are getting embarrassed.
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Carlos Mora |
The great miracle of Christianity is to make people believe that what is written in the Bible has coherence.
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Davo Yumpus |
Evolution: To EVOLVE: To develop gradually: to develop something gradually, often into something more complex or advanced, or undergo such development.
OH !... Now I understand why followers of 2000 year old camp fire stories don't get it :) |
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Rob Kitchen |
I can't help that I'm an Atheist. That's the way God made me. |
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peter broad |
When there are over a dozen religious channels, why can`t we have one. Makes a mockery of freedom of speech |
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Dee Jay |
Anyone else looking forward to the rapture? Because I can't wait! Jesus is going to come down and take all the true believers...... and then we can get this party started!!--Adam Lash |
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Baron von Knifty |
If this Jesus character was around today he wouldn’t be able to resurrect; he’d need a moving permit to pull that stone away, he’d need a medical degree to heal people, he’d be arrested for serving wine without a liquor license, charged with arson for burning a bush, and he’d need a flight plan to ascend, which he’d never get because living in the Middle East without a passport he’d certainly be on the No Fly List.
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Carlos Mora |
And the Oscar goes to ....... god , for having deceived billions of humans for thousands of years .
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Carlos Mora |
The human brain is fascinating , works 24 hours a day, 7 days a week , 52 weeks a year until it knows the religion .
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lee branson |
it is hard to free fools from the chains they revere. |
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Blake Hoene |
Have you ever wondered why the people that are defribillated back to life don't know that they died and think nothing happened? Well that's because nothing did. |
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peter broad |
A whole football team crossed themselves on TV but never won a game ????? |
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Carlos Mora |
Science deals with the truth .... religion with the rest . |
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Carlos Mora |
ANY STATISTIC SHOWS 75% TO 80% OF ATHEISTS HAVE THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF EDUCATION. WE MUST SHOW THIS FACT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Truth is not found in talking snakes or zombies. Truth is not found in a heaven or hell either; they are not only wrong about it, they are dead wrong. |
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Idel Dreimer, www.lumpenbangenpiano.com |
Religion is like the cheater’s response to a jigsaw puzzle of overwhelming size and daunting complexity. From the vast jumble of pieces, some few are selected, some trimmed with a hopeful eye, and others constructed anew and painted to match. These are then arranged to resemble a scene of tolerable order and comforting attractiveness. The myriad of unused elements -- and the tell-tale clippings -- are classified as superfluous or heretical, and are buried in the back lot of the pacified mind. |
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Carlos Mora |
THE WORST THING THAT MAY EXIST TODAY IS HUMAN IGNORANCE , BEING THE RELIGIOUS BELIEF THE WORST OF THEM |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
All children need a little magic in their lives. But not THAT much. |
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Joonhee Cho |
It's just weird, when you think about it. Jesus just came out of nowhere and told people in the entire world to love him more than anybody else. More than your friends, your favorite celebrity, even more than your family. If I was there, I would tell him to go fuck himself |
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| Unknown |
If there was no letter J in the 1600s when the King James Bible came out, then how can the name Jesus be the name above all names? Emphasis on the "J ". SOMEBODY'S LYING! !! |
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| Unknown |
Oh God...! please leave me... that will be good for both of us. |
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| A. D'Agio |
It's one thing to keep your baby shoes; it's quite another to be forcing them on others. |
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| Jesus |
"He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a stone at her." |
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| NoGods4Me |
When X-tian cheerleaders are prevented from forcing their religion down everyone's throat at a football game, they claim it's a violation of their free speech. Okay, then let's put up banner in the stands promoting the Flying Spaghetti Monster or whatever other deity we wish. Fair is fair. Then watch as the X-tians get their panties in a twist. LOL |
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Vishwas Singh |
the way i see GOD...
Just reverse the alphabets.... |
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| Unknown |
Who made who. |
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Voltaire |
If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor. |
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| UnknowN |
People look at same thing but think differently. Similarly atheists and theists have different viewpoints, but deep down they are all searching for the truth, righteousness, equality, love, kindness, wellbeing.... |
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| Tyler |
Once when I was a kid, I asked this girl if she believed in magic. She said no. Then I asked her if she believed in God. She said yes. I said "How can you believe in a magical being when you don't believe in magic?" Her answer was "God-magic is different." I slowly backed away from her, afraid that her stupidity was contagious. |
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| Unknown |
99% of the time I hear the words hate or hater it is from the lips of a CHRISTIAN, so is that all they learned in church ? |
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| mhm |
Christians commonly say "You just have to have faith" or "Believe." That's like if a scientist claims there is a new species of bacteria, and when asked for proof, he says he doesn't have any, and that you just have to "believe." |
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| Unknown |
Religion attracts stupid people because they can't reason for themselves, so they just take the the easy way and believe instead of think. |
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| David Wong |
Men created God in their own images projecting human’s emotion as God’s characters.
Simplifying concept of good and evil is the tactics of religions but an effective tool enslaving the mind of the gullible.
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| Unknown |
The time when people were all God-centered and extremely religious was the Middle Ages--Commonly referred to as the "Dark Ages." The age after that people were more secular and human-centered. This was the Ranaissance, which means "Rebirth" |
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