top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Jack Pritchard |
I gave up religion and became an athiest for lent.
After lent I stayed an aithiest because aithiests don't observe relious rituals. |
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| antony saunders |
Two hands working will achieve more than athousand hands clasped in prayer. |
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| Dominique Saunders |
In the Bible people were able to talk to God and hear that voice from the clouds. In the REAL WORLD all that is up in the sky is pollution and the atmosphere...and lots of cloud. I don't hear no God and I don't hear no voice from up high. |
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| WWII sniper |
There is no god in my scope |
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| Stephen Fry |
Religion: Shit it. |
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| jstep |
I think the christians should have a mascot, a bird, the ostrache would be perfect... |
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CoCo the Clown |
The funniest thing about religion is that billions of believers die thinking they're going to a better place, when in fact they just end up as worm food after living a lie all their lives... BRILLIANT! Our species are the true buffoons of the animal kingdom! |
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| 8 Track Mind |
i like it when baseball players hit a home run and point their index finger up in the air and look up with their heads. I have never figured out why when they strike out they don't look up and raise a different finger. |
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| Someone with a terrible headache |
Ugghhh... my head.... ugh, it hurts to think.... somebody please.. give me a Bible. |
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Carlos Mora |
The Catholic Church is a criminal organization that forbids its followers to use condoms and thus have caused the proliferation of AIDS in certain countries . Who said that only Muslims kill in the name of god ? |
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Carlos Mora |
Atheists, get out of the "closets". |
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Aldo Hernandez |
You can only have true faith by understanding and defying your religion, after some time and if you do this correctly you will certainly become an atheist. |
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| Clint Murphy |
I think He screamed like a bitch when they nailed his ass to that cross. |
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Clint Murphy |
fuck jesus........the priest would |
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| Mercurial |
There is no God. |
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| God |
i am not real, do not believe in me. |
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| Naes Lencalb |
If God is all knowing, then wasn't the creation of life and the universe a waste of his time as he already knew the future of everything-it would seem childish and in need for attention for God to want man/woman to obey him, espacially aware of the future results of this 'test'. If i believed in God I would ask him kindly to seek medical attention for his bafflingly moronic issues. |
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| Scott |
Where are a couple of hungry lions when you need them? |
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| Anonymous |
Religion is like the mentally handicapped. We keep you around for the sake of civility, but laugh at you anyway. |
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Alan Harvey |
The only thing that really matters in your life are the consequences of it. So live for now and for the good of people around you... not some imaginary afterlife. |
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| Paul Davies |
If Godcreated the earth and everything, then who created him? |
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| Vancoqt |
There is no ultimate or eternal things in the universe, there are only passing events and it is up to individual to grasp the reality. |
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| Michael Bell |
I only have faith for my sense |
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Robert G. Ingersoll |
About the Holy Bible
by Robert G. Ingersoll
1894
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Somebody ought to tell the truth about the Bible. The preachers dare not, because they would be driven from their pulpits. Professors in colleges dare not, because they would lose their salaries. Politicians dare not. They would be defeated. Editors dare not. They would lose subscribers. Merchants dare not, because they might lose customers. Men of fashion dare not, fearing that they would lose caste. Even clerks dare not, because they might be discharged. And so I thought I would do it myself.
There are many millions of people who believe the Bible to be the inspired word of God -- millions who think that this book is staff and guide, counselor and consoler; that it fills the present with peace and the future with hope -- millions who believe that it is the fountain of law, Justice and mercy, and that to its wise and benign teachings the world is indebted for its liberty, wealth and civilization -- millions who imagine that this book is a revelation from the wisdom and love of God to the brain and heart of man -- millions who regard this book as a torch that conquers the darkness of death, and pours its radiance on another world -- a world without a tear.
They forget its ignorance and savagery, its hatred of liberty, its religious persecution; they remember heaven, but they forget the dungeon of eternal pain. They forget that it imprisons the brain and corrupts the heart. They forget that it is the enemy of intellectual freedom. Liberty is my religion. Liberty of hand and brain -- of thought and labor, liberty is a word hated by kings -- loathed by popes. It is a word that shatters thrones and altars -- that leaves the crowned without subjects, and the outstretched hand of superstition without alms. Liberty is the blossom and fruit of justice -- the perfume of mercy. Liberty is the seed and soil, the air and light, the dew and rain of progress, love and joy.
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| unknown |
Religion and rape,are all about power and control. |
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| Wulin |
The reason we have religion, it is because human can lie,
The reason we have science, it is because religion can lie.
Telling a true is easy by human.
Telling a lie is almost impossible by science |
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| Captain |
I'm sorry that you have Cancer but cheer up,... It's all part of Gods PLAN :)
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| Melissaa marie |
People don't love God, they love their comfort. |
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| Unknown |
Exact words from real Q and A from yahoo answers (answers.yahoo.com)
What proof do you have the God exists?
none and that's the beauty of it. It means we have to have faith and believe that God is there. It makes us trust in him.
Think about the answer, specifically the first word. |
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| Shiraaz Abbubaker |
Its funny many Christians dont accept evolution, yet the bible evolved over time. |
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| Sven Klein |
The chosen people had strength in numbers, yet it seems 6 million could not petition their God in prayer. |
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| Myself |
Religion is like drugs, you think you can solve your problems with it,
but it just creates more for you and your surroundings. |
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| Hugo Boss |
The Old Testament is a history of the Jews written by the Jews for the Jews whose manufactured god coincidently agreed with their military conquests,genocides,exterminations,sexual slavery and all other atrocities they managed to commit.. |
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| Unknown |
We must question the logic in a story where God creates faulty humans, then blames us for his mistakes. |
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| Tom |
It's no wonder why Christianity is the most popular religion today because thousands of people were threatened with death if they didn't believe it |
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Roland Hayes |
A god only exists in your head |
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| RafaelDRC |
Superstition, religion... no difference. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Snake Oil salesmen and Bible Thumpers. There's no difference whatsoever. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Now I understand why the priests wear loose-flowing dresses and robes. If they wore pants their erections would show.
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| Josh |
The resemblance of a monkey and a human is obvious. The resemblance of god and a human.......oh wait. |
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| Ivan Ratoyevsky |
The Church took a hissy fit recently accusing the BBC was treating them badly, they recon they are not getting enough god slot time. How sick is that, like the BBC owes the church more propaganda time. Doesn't the church get enough already? |
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| Mahesh |
God passed His message to mankind through a village idiot and he passed it on to bullshitters. Bulshitters passed on the message to suckers. Suckers passed on the message to arseholes, who in turn started killing each other in the name of God. |
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| Ottsworth |
You think you know there's a god, but I don't think you're thinking at all. |
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| bob deyzel |
Can you imagine the length of the queue on judgment day |
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| Bill Maher |
"This is what I believe." Yeah, you believe it, and I'm going to say why it's dumb. |
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| Annoona |
The bible is a work based on pure delusional fantasy or dreamed ideas. Sadly, many mistake fantasy or delusional for fact & live their lives based on this. This is stone age thinking of the worst kind. |
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| Annoona |
Whats the difference between an Atheist & a Zealot? An Atheist only see a stone, the Zealot talks to the stone & gets a reply. |
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| Stephen Fry (The Blasphemy Debate) |
You know, God once had Bach and Michelangelo on his side, he had Mozart, and now who does he have? People with ginger whiskers and tinted spectacles who reduce the glories of theology to a kind of sharing. That's what religion has become, a feeble and anaemic nonsense, because we understood that the fire was within us, it was not in some idol on an altar, whether it was a gold cross or whether it was a Buddha or anything else, that we have it. |
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| Maurice Dorman |
Ironically, intelligent design isn't intelligent at all. |
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| Aravind Kesavan |
I dont talk bad about someone who is not present and so I wont talk bad about god. |
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