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Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty No matter how heartfelt the prayer, it always goes against logic.

Ivan Ratoyevsky If man is made in the image of god, then god must be a thoroughly nasty piece of work.
ljh if your god do exist and have so much power to do anything from *quote* heaven why watch a grown man abuse and molests a defenseless child' for that child to suffer through out life to become possibly suicidal' if i caught someone molesting a child instead of praying ill run to that child rescue....... and see if i can save that child a life time of torture and nightmares!
The Invisible Man God said that Ghouls and Demons would be set as enemies and kill each other in a battle to see who would rule over Hell , but i always thought " Demons are a Ghouls best friend "
Franz Raphael Ferriols First there was the belief in god, then came the spirits, then angels, then witches, then ghosts, then monsters, then bigfoot and now aliens! so what's next? people really have an act in believing in the non-existant.
Joshua Taggaoa I am a believer of God and I follow the church.
Lol, jks.
I have a brain to think for myself.
Nick Ive noticed that people that cant think or reason and make ignorant statements such as atheism makes you gay have no intellect what so ever...
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Andreu Mateu Evidence is not enough to convince believers of their fake believes. It takes too much courage to accept a true. Specially when you have invested your life on a fake believe and accepting the true confirms that you have been a total idiot.
Unlnown Punishing Jews is only ok if god does it, sorry Hitler
Allah Verpint Allah Verpint Faith: A measurement of just how determined that chimpanzee is to pretend death is not real.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Only Atheists are brave enough to face the fact that God doesn't exist and that Religion wont save them from death.
Navneeth D Navneeth D Blind faith is one thing found more than intelligence.
Ariel Wollinger the lord is my shepard and it barks in the backyard all night
Baron von Knifty Laughter is the best medicine, that's why every time read the bible I overdose.

Simple Boy Simple Boy Natural things have been deemed unnatural whenever an army of retards took hold of a civilization.
Simple Boy Simple Boy I just feel sorry for the kids who were raised by atheistic parents and from their lack of rational thinking they converted to christianity when adults.
Simple Boy Simple Boy Psalms 14: fools say to themselves there is no God because they haven't surrendered their logic.just surrender your logic and every thing will be a miracle.
Simple Boy Simple Boy They say God listens to each and every individual then why do they say pray for me?
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana The truth is this: I don't believe in God. You can, but don't act like I'm somehow harming you or being idiotic because of my disbelief. Go eat a sandwhich.
Atheist_King Atheist_King If God is real, then why is cancer? I thought we were his "most beautiful creation"?
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana You want proof that religion is the root of most hatred?

1. Christianity was used by a lot of people to justify racism against and slavery of blacks.

2. Islam is being used by a chunk of people to justify their hatred of white people ("white people are the devil" is what some of them have said).

3. Homophobia (Just read the Bible).

4. Sexism (Depends on which side you're looking at: misogyny because it is used to control women, and misandry because men are made into sacrificial lambs).

5. More. (I need a list of evils)
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana The fool hath said in his heart, "There is a man in the sky who loves us, so he murdered babies, flooded the earth, hates the gays he created, that anyone who dares to disbelieve is a sinner and is going to hell despite the lack of proof, and more."
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana Religious people are like TERFs (Trans-exclusionary radical feminists):

They don't make sense.

We have no need for them.

They hate certain groups of people for no reason. (TERFs hate trans people and men, while religious people hate gays, bisexuals, trans people, atheists, other religions, somewhat agnostics, etc. ...)

They annoy everyone (that has brains, anyway).

They indoctrinate.

Etc.

The list goes on!
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana There are two types of atheism:

New Atheism- ARGUES that God doesn't exist.

2.0 Atheism- ASSUMES that God doesn't exist.

I am a 2.0 Atheist. I *assume* God doesn't exist.

Which type of atheist are you?
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana The only things that need a Shepard are sheep; and do I look like a sheep to you?!
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana What terrifies me is not death, but living forever. That is one reason why I don't follow your religion.
Jonathan Rot Jonathan Rot I often hear Christians say that "Atheism and autism is linked!" Well, yes, so what? Autistic people are usually either highly intelligent or medically retarded, more often being highly intelligent. Autistic people just have a different way of thinking; of being. There is nothing wrong with that. It's not a disease, not something you get from a vaccine.
Why do you Christians have to treat autism like a disease? Is it because you're jealous of the high intelligence autistic people tend to have?
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana When I say things such as "Jesus" "Dear God" and "Holy Hell" in response to something someone said, it is because I find that something to be unbelievable.
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana Instead of blaming all of your mistakes on an imaginary God and "fate", you should take responsibility and admit when you're wrong.
Acid Krtiana Acid Krtiana Just because I am an atheist does not make me any less than you.
Etienne Bergen Etienne Bergen The efficiency of christianity dogmatism; “go on your knees, cause you were on your knees, to continue on your knees”.
osirisnut osirisnut Apart from the sandals, another good thing religion has given us and that's atheism.
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Praying for forgiveness is like playing your "Get out of Hell" card. And it never expires or goes out of credit.
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Further to Darwin's Evolution theory. Poor old Wallace. He hardly ever got a mention until he teamed up with Gromit.
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The Reformation: The act of moving the goal posts but leaving the established rules unchanged.
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Needs, musts and serendipity all play great parts in the process of Evolution.
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To those swallowing copious religious indoctrination inevitably comes constipation. This is because one can't shit a Bible, or even a hymnal. - Ralph Metusi
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I am no atheist zealot, but I raise my voice against every evangelical voice that addresses me. John Aubrey
Ginger Boy Ginger Boy Santa is like God; it would be really cool if he actually existed. Sandra Jean Beeksma 11-11 14
MR. Wolfe MR. Wolfe Everything that comes into or is created has a purpose –believers

Your God is claimed to eternal and therefore never came into existence so does your god have no meaning –the smart
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Rationalism does not lie in meditating the body of an ex-master. Rationalism exists in knowing and considering the evidence. John Aubrey.
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It is to the prodigals...that the memory of their Father's house comes back. If the son had lived economically he would never have thought of returning.― Simone Weil
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If you exercise to torture yourself, you have no need for religion - Ralph Metusi
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The priest told me faith was a pair of winged silver slippers to fly me to the kingdom of heaven, as he adjusted the two empty Kleenex boxes on his feet - Ralph Metusi
osirisnut osirisnut There was once a female pontiff, Pope Joan, now we know why the catholic clergy wear dresses.
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty The penis on your savior’s bod/
May be part of your communion wafer/
Now, are you feeling any safer/
Or way too close to god?
Aga Almoguerra Aga Almoguerra Religion is a slut. We must fuck her!
osirisnut osirisnut The christians must be seething they get to do it only once a week whereas the muslims get to do it five times a day.
osirisnut osirisnut Religious baptisms by water are the original waterboarding still practiced to-day.
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But it is no good using the tongs of reason to pull the Fundamentalists' chestnuts out of the fire of contradiction. Their real troubles lie elsewhere. - Garrett Hardin
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Santeri  Hantula Santeri Hantula If God wanted us to have a free will, why does he scare us with hell and gave us a guide book on what gives a ticket to hell?
osirisnut osirisnut Every Sunday catholic's queue up to get their wafers and it's plainly obvious that they are all crackers.
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Atheists may find that arguing with the religious requires the patience of a saint. - Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) -
osirisnut osirisnut Mexican catholics crawl on their knees to the basilica de guadalupe some of whom crawl for some distance. Catholics also crawl up marble stairs in Italy called the scala santa these are yet more signs. More signs of complete and utter stupidity.
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Seek comfort from the hot sun of existence in the cooling shadows of religion and commit to a life of darkness - John Aubrey
Val Wuthrich Val Wuthrich If all prayers were actually answered there would be no atheists.
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The universe and everything in it can be put down to something like 14,000,000,000 Earth-type years of serendipity and happenstance.

No gods required.

If you insist on there being a designer god then I counter insist on you explaining to me just WHO designed this designer god and out of what is this designer god constructed?
osirisnut osirisnut In the beginning, there was nothing and then god said let there be light then everyone could clearly see that there was nothing. Ellen Degeneres.
osirisnut osirisnut To appease the doubters of there being a god the catholic church cleverly came up with this answer. Then jesus said to him, " You believe because you have seen me. Blessed are those who have not seen yet believe me." I just wonder how long it took them to think that one up.
osirisnut osirisnut The dresses religious clerics wear are called vestments or cassocks but if any of them are sacked they are "DEFROCKED" of course they don't wear dresses, you can't make this shit up.
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