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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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The Atheist doesn't take shelter under the cloak of any god, and nor is he prepared to do his bidding.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Gods are supposed to be all powerful and omnipotent. But at 70-odd years of age I'd challenge any of 'em to an arse kicking competition.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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The believer will say:

"The human brain could NOT have evolved. It's far too complex and had to be designed by a designer (God)."

I would have to ask the believer:

"Is this designer's brain at least as complex as ours? If so, then who designed the designer's brain?"
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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"If you're a Christian who demanded that all Muslims condemn the Paris attacks but did not yourself condemn the attacks in Central African Republic the same week done in the name of [your] religion, then you might want to think about why." Bruce Fenton FB.

However, have you noticed that the news for the past few thousand years hasn't featured ANY reports of such atrocities committed in the name of atheism?
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Godless doesn't mean Goodless. Theists must remember this.
peter broad peter broad Charlie EBDO sounds like the ideal publication for us astheists.
Alicia Adams Alicia Adams Considering all the evil that exists in the world, the fact that all of religion's condemnation is focused on expressing disapproval of two people loving each other proves just how evil religion is.
Wizard of Frobozz Wizard of Frobozz Expecting a person to be able to describe a God, is akin to expecting a watch to describe the watchmaker.
-The Wizard of Frobozz
peter broad peter broad It`s about time us atheists stood up to be counted. I read somewhere the Yanks wear a T shirt with a large letter O on the front.
Maybe something along those lines.
Sikandar Kumar Mehta Sikandar Kumar Mehta If God is found by worshipping a piece of stone, I am able to worship high mountain.
Davo Yumpus Davo Yumpus Steve Jobs' last words being "Oh Wow, Oh Wow, Oh Wow" is not proof of Heaven !
Like,... The dude was pretty doped up on Morphine so... :)
Kazeronnie Mak Kazeronnie Mak Children are our futures and hopes.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Religion is like a penis, it's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in one's face we have a problem.
peter broad peter broad If we ever meet or talk to any ETs, will they believe in gods.
Iconoblasst Iconoblasst "I've taken the liberty of making a more biblical version of a popular song. It goes There's none like good ol Joshua at the battle of Jericho who under the orders of the kind Lord ran through the infants and children of Jericho with the sword."
Why I despise the Christian creed" - http://www.socialhumanist.com/why-i-despise-the-christian-creed
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Personally speaking . . .

Those ten commandments have never been enough. Moses should've included a LOT more rules. After all, he had PLENTY of time AND clay on his hands to do this.
Roger Phillips Roger Phillips In order to impose their fantasies on others, religious groups use all their persuasive powers to transform gullibility into a virtue which they call "faith".
Wolfie Wolfie Your God may be your God to you. Fine. I'm fine with that. But, how dare you force your god to be my God! And to force beliefs of your God imposed upon me through politics and law! Let your God be between you and your God. I for one don't want my choices to be limited because your God got his feelings hurt.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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How come God always drops in for GOOD publicity? I've never known God get BAD publicity.

After any disaster - natural or otherwise - the few fortunate survivors will always be there spouting off about their prayers to God being answered and in so doing give credence to God. However, I have yet to read or hear anything from any of those whose prayers were completely ignored and who subsequently perished. These people who died are said to have been CHOSEN by God, to be by his side.

It's a win win situation as far as God is concerned as he has all bases covered.
peter broad peter broad As there are no gods, why worry about a bishops gender.
leeoh leo leeoh leo The first wise man created god for atheist entertainment.
Yelo man Yelo man If we do not follow a god; are we not gods?
Dave Mallett Dave Mallett A man that needs a God is like a fish that needs a Bicycle...(Author: Dave Merrill)
Lonny McKeown Lonny McKeown We have no need of the prejudice, war, and death stemming from those religions trying to prove themselves most peaceful.
Muhire Arsene Muhire Arsene If rain is "good-thinking" , religion is your umbrella while atheism is your funnel.
peter broad peter broad I wouldn`t mind having a bet Mr Farage of UKIP is an atheist. He says it as it is Mt Farage of the UKIP (UK Independace party) wabts us to drop out of the Common market like many of us.
peter broad peter broad I think it`s the Greek Orthodox church where several priests take a cake into a back room to see the candles self ignite to prove something or other. I bet someone has a box of matches handy.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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The Agnostic point of view:

"I don't believe in God, but - just in case - I'm prepared to keep an open mind."
Hurd Hutchins Hurd Hutchins Religious war is fighting over who has the better invisible connection wherever it is.
Dee Jay Dee Jay Merry crazymyth!
Carlos Mora Carlos Mora god , Gott , deus , dieu , bůh , dio , бог , dios , gud , 神 , θεός , ilah , भगवान ,.....different languages and no meaning
Lauren Fisher Lauren Fisher Religion was created to give the leaders more power, and in the process of its destruction, it will once again give leaders more power. Perhaps that is a good thing. Power is always better in the hands of the sane.
osirisnut osirisnut It was christmyth time in make believe land and everyone was feeling merry and joseph was getting pissed off.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Religion has been in every culture since the beginning of our species. Religion is a quirk in our evolutionary development. I would like any opinions or remarks on this matter.
Richard Brown Richard Brown I am born as a human, so I don't need a religion to be a human...
Sylvester Martins Sylvester Martins Christians sin by having sex before marriage and then justify their sexual behaviour by saying that God will forgive them. In that case, are there any good christians who would like to have sex with me? Don't worry, God will forgive you.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday. Musical chairs was slow but fuck me passing the parcel was fast!
Lauren Fisher Lauren Fisher To say that you know who does and doesn't enter the gates of heaven really hurts my feelings.

You don't know god, and you can't possibly comprehend his magnificence without dying yourself.

The bible says.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Top ten least religious countries of the world. 1.sweden.85 percent atheist. 2.vietnam.3.denmark.4.norway.5.japan.6.czech republic.7.finland.8. France.9.south Korea. 10.estonia. 49 percent atheist.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I consider the offertory box (collection plate) as protection money. Or maybe it's to purchase the ticket to heaven.
Fred Vans Fred Vans A believer claims to know that a god exists. There are scientists who claim to know how large the universe is. Neither has proof and therefore neither is true.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion I'll give Christians this much. They don't behead you if you criticize them. They don't marry off nine year old girls in prearranged marriages. They don't murder their female children in honor killings. Christians are dumb asses but they are not homicidal dumb asses.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Fossils. God's practical joke.
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion If the earth is 10,000 years old, then the moon is made of green cheese.
shaun font shaun font
WHY THERE CAN'T BE LIFE AFTER DEATH!

We sometimes hear comments such as, ”once I die, I’ll join my mother in life after death.” Here, the speaker, probably a grown-up man, envisions a motherly, old woman more or less as he last saw in this world. On the other hand, we all wish to appear young and healthy in life after death. For the mother to appear old and remain such to eternity would be the farthest from a ”heavenly life” in life after death. If, on the other hand, the mother has appeared young, that would create even more difficulties. Having appeared as a young woman she would be more interested in spending her time with young men. To have a grown up man as a son would not go hand in hand with this situation. Same goes true for the grown up son, now being ignored by the young mother who hardly has time for him.

How would a child who died of a disease to appear in life after death? As a child? We are not to age in life after death, as it is to be eternal life. Then, for the child to remain as a child to eternity would be a life of hardship, to have no share of the adult world and to be never taken seriously by them. If, on the other hand, the child has appeared as an adult, would he be able to interact with other adults? He never had a chance in this world to go through the process of growing up with others. Would he like his new adult face he never had?

Imagine a mother who has appeared in Heaven in life after death, while her ”sinner” son is being punished in Hell. She would probably feel like being in hell, even if she is actually in heaven.

Some, on the other hand, argue that life after death is in a form and substance that is beyond our comprehension: a non-physical form. The counter-argument is that in this life everything is physical. We desire to have babies, for example, mainly because they look cute. We even fall in love and marry, at least initially, because of the appearance of the other person. Food is physical. Same goes for sex and enjoying a scenery and so on.
So, to appear in a non-physical form in life after death, with no appearances or beauty to enjoy, no food to eat, no sex, no laughter of children around, no duties of parenthood to keep us entertained, and instead all be replaced by a new, foreign, non-physical form, it would be as if some other beings went to life after death in our place, and not us. Life after death becomes irrelevant
carlton sumsion carlton sumsion Mother nature? Nature is cold, heartless uncaring, unforgiving. Nature is an orgy of death. How many rabbits does a fox eat in its lifetime? How many lives do predators take to survive? What happens to the runt of a litter? What happens to the injured or sick? This is natural selection where the strong survive and pass on their genes to the next generation and weeds out the weak.

Mother nature is a bitch!
Roger Phillips Roger Phillips Men are idolaters and want something to look at and kiss, or throw themselves down before. They always did and they always will. (Oliver Wendell Holmes, physician, Harvard professor, possessor of a huge ego and three names - would not throw himself down before anyone. 1890)
Roger Phillips Roger Phillips catholicism is a fart in the wind
islam is a fart in the wind
buddhism is a beautiful fragrance in the wind
Objective examination of these religions, however, has shown that none of them has any validity whatsoever.
Needless to say all the thousands of smaller groups that have split off form these major religions are equally invalid.
All these religions simply manifest the desperate need for people of ancient times to have some kind of religion.
Bill Moody Bill Moody The road to Hell is actually paved with #3 asphalt, we ran out of good intentions ages ago...
Don Juel Don Juel "Every man who tries to enslave others with rules from "god", will one day face the wrath of of the sons of them he tried to enslave in the first place." - Bo Juel Jensen
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Colin Genders Colin Genders
It appears that there are two essentials for religion. 1. A fear of none existence by a preponderance of individuals. 2. A group of individuals prepared to take advantage of the fear of none existence.
osirisnut osirisnut Italian towns are virtually destroyed by an earthquake, numerous people killed and the local priest says. "This was not an act of god, god wouldn't do that, it's nature because nature is unforgiving". So the omnipotent god is not so omnipotent after all. What a surprise.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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I reckon the words "atheist" and "theist" should be removed from common usage.

I much prefer the terms "realist" and " brainwashed asshole".
osirisnut osirisnut Bloody typical of those christians they want their (man made) christ and eat it too.
Enoch Author Enoch Author
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If a religious person expresses 'concern' about your 'situation', then your situation is about to become well and truly fucked. - Ralph Metusi
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The universe is a book that for the believer remains unopened
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You thinkers, you who travel, you adventurers and entrepreneurs, you are the creators and high priests of this world and all its magic. - Ralph Metusi
osirisnut osirisnut Self flagellation as practiced by many christians is yet another sign, another sign of stupidity.
osirisnut osirisnut The virgin mary the immaculate misconception.
AMJ Cristobal AMJ Cristobal It is very hard to rehabilitate mankind's addiction from the drug they started to inhibit wrongfully 2000 years ago; "THE JOLLY BIBLE"
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