top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Ramy Karam |
The human who invented god is so wise/smart…the humans who believes in god are so stupid/weak |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Scapegoat Devil: A supposed god created an assumed Devil and gave him power so god could direct the blame for his evils squarely on someone else. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Bob Simmons can't be the name of ALL the Unknowns on here. There are (and have been) HUNDREDS of Unknowns!! |
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Diane Fadden |
By the way, Unknown (such a coward to not even give your name)...when you say god gave his ONLY son, which one do you mean? Let's see... Mithras? He came before Jesus, was crucified and rose again too for our sins. Attis? Horus? Krishna? Which one? So many I'm not listing too. All of them had millions of followers too. Were they all wrong? Or did SATAN make those older pagan faiths happen to confuse people when the REAL only son of god came along?
The only difference between those followers and this most recent sun god's followers...they knew their god man was a myth. Only in Christianity do we see a religion trying to historicize its myths. http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/mistic/songod_sungod.htm
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
For Zombies read Theists. The buggers just keep on coming even if they're filled with holes! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
"One can feel alone in a crowd of people just as one can feel crowded by one person."
I believe the anonymous UNKNOWN fits this category. He/She's obviously a miserable and sad loner/loser. Maybe we should offer him/her our forgivness.
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| Justin M. Morse |
Hey, Mr. Christian, I don't think you realize what's in that little you love so much. Oh, you do? Then stop calling yourself morally superior to us and go bash some babies against a rock. |
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| NoGods4Me |
"Unknown" is the typical ignorant theist troll. Trying to spread lies wherever he/she/it goes. We just laugh at such foolishness. If you want the truth about his/her/its claim about April 1st, go to Snopes, or any of the other FACT checking sites. http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/atheist.asp |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Does the Earth move for you at all? It most certainly does for me.
I'm sat in my car in the UK and me and my car are travelling at about 400mph as it turns with the Earth as the Earth spins on its axis.
Me and my car are also moving at 67,000mph as the Earth travels in its annual orbit around the sun.
The sun and the Earth along with me and my car are also travelling at around 43,000mph around the centre of our Milky Way galaxy and the galaxy is also travelling at 1,300,000mph away from the centre of our universe.
And you know what? I got a SPEEDING ticket for doing just 5mph above the legal limit!!!!!! The BASTARDS!!!!!!!!! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Who is this guy Unknown, above? Judging by his/her command of the written English I'd say he/she has just proved his/herself to be a right tosser. And a theist tosser to boot!
Still, he/she's in good company because they are ALL theist tossers.
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| Haas |
Appropriate answer to a smug self important theist..there are thousands of gods you view with contempt so why should I believe in yours? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Today I have decided to apologise to all theists and accept that I am wrong and that they are right. I accept that there is a god and that he DID create the Heavens, the Earth and everything living therein.
PS. Roll on tomorrow, the 2nd of April. |
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| RinnyPie |
The bible is just a book that became really popular,
but then one fan took it A BIT too far. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
The worm has far more freedoms and free will than the religious, and a damn sight more reality. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
R.P., Keep the paragraph, but replace "karma" with "cause and effect." We are done here. Press on. |
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| Seven Sins |
If god is almighty, and wants us to be happy, then explain the reason for pain and sadness. |
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| Rhidian Roderick Jones |
Everything is emergent phenomenon.......................everything else is just conformation bias. |
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| Unknown |
Christians are like farmers... they milk it. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Religious brainwashing:
The theist would maintain that it doesn't exist. He would say it hasn't succeeded with him. He would claim to still be in control of his own self.
But I would have to ask the theist: How would you KNOW they haven't succeeded? How do you KNOW you are in control of yourself?
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| Grooteberg |
If there were a god the best you could say of him is that he is one sadistic s.o.b who just doesnt give a shit..couldnt believers(?)have come up with a less obnoxious fictional friend.... |
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| TheAmazingAtheist |
So its okay for the religious to preach and its not okay for me to share my point of views? And just to add on, we atheist don't spend a single second of our life disproving god.. We're just pointing out the obvious |
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| Captain |
Believe in God all you like !
Seriously,... Go ahead & enjoy it but don't for one minute trust man made church, it's laws or it's ridiculous book of comical stories. |
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| Captain |
Jesus wasn't born December 25th. The day was Hijacked by Church & it's henchmen from Pagans who celebrated this day. No Angel or Star belongs on a tree for that was a Pagan ritual also to bring plants & trees inside at the end of harvest in the hope of encouraging a bountiful crop next year.
Those are just two reasons why I think it hysterical to watch Christians put an Angel atop their tree for Christmas Day :) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Stuck for something to give up for Lent?
Try giving up religion. |
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| PJ |
God has a human son, and when he behaved like one allowed him to be nailed to a cross? |
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| Claire |
If you say I offend you by saying I don't believe in god, you offend me by saying you believe in a God. |
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| Unknown |
God will die without a preacher salesman and idiot consumers.
Salesman cant enjoy his business if god is dead- even if he has enough money.
Confused consumer pray for their everlasting insurance indirectly not for the product-> god , since they know that their prayer doesnt make any difference for the product -> god
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| Unknown |
If God said that all men are equal, then women should not exist. |
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| ComaAlpha |
The real chicken and egg question is; Who came first? God or Adam and Eve? |
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| yogi moga |
Religion is like the cake and the cream and the doughnut and the space in between. |
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| victor hugo |
there is in every village a torch :the schoolteacher and an extinguisher:the priest |
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| Unknown |
Even Jesus questioned God. "Why hast thou forsaken me?" So why should man not in turn question that same god? |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
The thought that I know that I can make this world a better place if I was GOD proves that there is no god, only wishful thinking. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Priests deal out impunity and wafers as easily as the Monte Man tosses cards; giving each sheep the same delusion of winning. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Xians are commanded not to eat shellfish, but the idea of swallowing human flesh and blood is okay. |
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| Andy the Atheist |
It is true that you cannot disprove the existance of god, but what you can state is that there is no evedense for any of the gods. so why worship some thing that you do not know as fact? do not mistake belief for knowledge. |
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| Unknown |
If serenity is what you need, get rid of the bible and switch to yoga. Worked for me. |
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| UnknowN |
We are debating an issue which can't be proved or disproved. Since time immemorial atheists and theists have been discussing God without any clear outcome! How can it be judged? And who can give final verdict? |
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| Unknown |
Extract from today's popular newspaper. "One of the principal definitions of happiness is to do the morally right thing. God gave us rights to life and to freedom to persue His Will. That is what the moral foundation of our country is."
No wonder there were lots of negative comments by readers. |
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| Lisandro Hubris |
A fé religiosa é tão viciante quanto o álcool, a cocaína ea heroína, sendo que ao longo do tempo o iludido precisa aumentar o consumo diário do “entorpecente religioso”.
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| Unknown |
Saying that something is true because you can't prove it false is absurd. You can't disprove the existence of a flying spaghetti monster, so does that mean that it exists? |
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| Amante Rodriguez Russell |
The theory of satan disproves the theory of god
If satan exists, then god isn't all-powerful, for he would have destroyed him already
If satan doesn't exist, then god isn't pure, for he is causing all the wrongs in the world
If god made satan as a counter-part, then god isn't wise, for he has decided it wrong for the people he supposedly loves to have a perfect existance just because he wanted us to know what good is. although he wouldn't know the difference because evil would have never existed and we would have constantly been content or happy.
Hence, their 'evil' has allowed us to distroy their 'good'
Feel free to apply this to any religion that has only good gods |
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| Unknown |
I believed in God... until I had my son. I can't imagine sending him to a burning hell for eternity, if he wasn't perfect for the first 80 years. |
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| Captain |
It is written in the bible: "And God said, I refuse to prove that I exist for without Faith, I am nothing".
So, God demands faith in him rather than searching for proof yet this is written in a book that a Christian searches for & calls truth ! Despite this crazy circle, Christians continue to defy their God by searching for AND claiming proof instead of simply having faith.
Wait,... To find God's denial of proof & desire for faith you must read this book of truth & proof. Wait,... I just went around in the circle again :) |
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| An atheist |
Why do Christians protest that god is real. If they are real Christians they will let us believe what we believe and respect us for it |
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| Unknown |
Why do christens want atheist to prove god wrong? They're trying to convert us, why must we prove anything to them? |
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| Ayn Rand |
The alleged shortcut to knowledge- which is faith- is merely a short circuit destroying the mind. |
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| Wish-well . |
Everyone's life journey is individual, highly personal. It can be organized and regulated. It is not true that everyone should follow same one path. Listen to your inner voice. |
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| Unknown |
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people...Criticism has plucked the imaginary flowers from the chain, not so that man will wear the chain without any fantasy or consolation but so that he will shake off the chain and cull the living flower. |
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| Questioner. |
Does it really matter, whether you are "A.W.A.(G)" or "Unknown"? Both are still strangers! |
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mhardy |
Atheism is not an option; it is a fact of life. Atheism is self-evident, atheism is in your face, and atheism is unavoidable. |
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Baron von Knifty |
Why is it the only time xians turn the other cheek is for the child-raping priests?
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Baron von Knifty |
I don’t care what feel-good bullshit lies the pope says. Until he starts prosecuting child-rape in his own corporation he’s a fucking turd. |
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Bud Weiser |
It is convenient for some of mankind to believe everything that is and happens is god's will; what better way to live a life with no responsibility whatsoever? |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Respectfully, sir, the asteroid did not make you leave her. The asteroid is not making anyone do anything. It's just a big piece of rock floating through space. Anything anyone does remains their own decision. ― Ben H. Winters |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religion, It’s like a concert with no stage, no band, no electricity; a concert that’s all audience. - Ralph Metusi with apologies to Ben H. Winters, |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religion, Like a ham & cheese sandwich with a glass of milk, minus the ham, cheese and bread . . . and something to drink - Ralph Metusi
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mhardy |
Believers in the holy spook are people whom religion made mad
Religious extremists suffer from religion overload
Crisis of faith happens when you get indigestion from religion
And atheism is the right but bitter medicine to fix them all |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There's NO explaining piety:
"Yes, I believe in the bible. Except the bit about the creation. And perhaps that bit about Noah and the flood. Oh, and some of those miracles are too silly to be taken seriously and that story of a virgin giving birth is too daft to laugh at.
"So too is that account of someone rising from the dead. I ask you, who believes in zombies and ghosts, these days?
"But, yes. I believe in the bible." |
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osirisnut |
When christians try to contact the dead (saints) the catholic church calls it praying, when others try to contact the dead the catholic church calls it satanic rituals. |
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