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Ivan Ratoyevsky Humans invented God & religions for there own purposes but if it wasn't religion humans would have invented something equally destructive & toxic instead and called it something different. This is in the nature of human beings sadly.
Nyan Prater Religions are just superstitions. Superstitions are just fallacies. Therefore, the __________ religion is just a fallacy.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Human beings are very strange they invent an invisible being called god and then pretend that it exists, as if it was real? If that's NOT weird I don't know what is?
Ivan Ratoyevsky Islam itself is NOT the problem. But Islam mixed with the venom of politics becomes truely a fire breathing monster on a thin lesh!
New Theologist 2 New Theologist 2 Where is my "spirit"? In my head until I die? Then it gets sucked "up" to heaven by the angels and I get to live forever and ever with all the other dead people who believed in the right god? I finally found a subject that gets my brain working...
Ivan Ratoyevsky As an Atheist I repeat, my opinion is that reality is well beyond God, Satan (i.e. that's dualism) & all religions. Reality is a far more complex mystery. That's why humans cannot deal with it directly.
Ivan Ratoyevsky OK!! Prove God exists go on!! I'd love to see that.
Ivan Ratoyevsky I think if God did exist we would seriously have known about it by now, don't you think. The fact that nobody has seen god in well over 3,000 years leads me to think may be by now perhaps even religious people should think again? No such luck though, that's far too sensible & rational of course.
Ivan Ratoyevsky I can go one better again!!?? some fundamentalist Christains in the USA still believe the universe was definitely created only 13,000 years ago. No! don't laugh SERIOUSLY!! YES! TOTALLY FUCKED!! TRUE!! smilie face
Ivan Ratoyevsky Sadly, only humans could invent something so totally weird like God & religion in order to mess up their own world. Religion is one of the biggest causes of human suffering in one form or another.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Take God & religion out of most peoples lives & they wouldn't know what too do with themselves. Like lost children they need religion to tell them what too do & how to feel OK about themselves.
Ivan Ratoyevsky God is the ultimate invisible slave master, look at the church & the pope, ALL slaves to an invisible being.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Religious people suffer from the Placebo effect! As you believe so it shall be?
Dave Allen Dave Allen I'd like to remove a believer's brain and then ask them where their soul is. Wouldn't it just be great to hear a whisper "I'm up here, near the light bulb... next to the bloody annoying moth"
[anon] [anon] you can say what you want about Hell; but as far as I can see, there'll be some damn good parties down there!!
Ivan Ratoyevsky Reality & the universe are well beyond any notion of a God or Religions. Reality is perhaps far far stranger than anything science fiction could ever imagine.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Native American Indian culture & spirituality is incredible & full of richness, depth & beauty. And has always made Far Far more sense to me than anything the Christianity & God could ever offer.
Calliope Muse Since atheists don't believe in gods. Who do atheists "thank" on Thanksgiving Day? We can thank the Native Americans for not killing off those sorry-ass pilgrims when, in hindsite, they probably should have.
Christoffer Johansson False claims are made all the time. Why do people trust the religious ones above all the others.
Ivan Ratoyevsky What angers me about organized religion is its false or forced claim moral authority. If anything an Atheist has to be MORE morally responsible precisely because we don't blame a god for our own actions.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Religion, & Religious organizations (like the catholic church) are just ways of organizing the structure of the god delusion.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Atheism is the antidote to faith & religious belief.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Perhaps evolution has given humans "the stupidity" gene for belief in religious twaddle & a thing called god.
Ivan Ratoyevsky If advanced intelligent aliens came to Earth from millions of light years away. And discovered that the vast majority of humans believed in an invisible being called god & something called religion they would think humans were extremely primitive species.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Jesus's pain & suffering is (was) his own & has NOTHING too do with me.
Ivan Ratoyevsky I never asked Jesus to suffer on my behalf!! Don't DUMP your own Christain guilt on me!! I'm likely to get pretty furious if you try. Deal with your own guilt that's your responsability NOT mine.
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty JESUS OVERRULED: If physical evidence stands up in a court of law then there is viable, physical evidence for Evolution, but not a drop for Jesus Christ.

Ivan Ratoyevsky Whats the difference between Darwins theory of evolution by natural selection & the so called christain concept of intelligent design. Darwins theory is backed up by hard evidence from a fossil record of millions of years. Intelligent design hard proof = zero!!enough said I think.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Just like the media of today religions tell lies, lies & spin. Nobody knows any more whats lies & whats spin. Any wonder I am a total cynic & total skeptic!
Robert Anton Wilson "Here's to the good Nuns for telling me what books NOT to read!"
Anne Teekryst Anne Teekryst So god talked to Moses through a burning bush and was more worried about people working on the sabbath than about rape, slavery, incest or paedophilia? Now I see... no more Richard Dawkins for me...
Anne Teekryst Anne Teekryst To all atheists: Theists are entitled to their beliefs, so let's respect them and live and let live... even if they are weak-minded, deluded fools who waste their lives believing in fairytales.
Ivan Ratoyevsky Belief in a religion is a failure of perception & intelligence!!
Ivan Ratoyevsky What is the bible? it is many different books (note: not a single agreed text) written by many thousands authors over thousands of years. Even if there was a god or Jesus any notion that their original words would survive is laughable, like Chinese whispers we know the end meaning would have been distorted & lost. To think otherwise is irrational non sense.
Ivan Ratoyevsky How can anyone seriously take comfort in something that doesn't exist? that's the absurdity of religion. Religion is nothing but fairy stories for the naive, a deluded series of mythes at that!.
Peter Joseph Religion offers absolutely nothing except intangible emotional solace for those who require it.
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty Actual Christian quote: "I really doubt there will ever be an overpopulation because it’s part of god’s creation, if it appears that there’s an overpopulation, the god or whoever made everything would then resize Earth a bit bigger to fill up for new people to live.”
joel adam and eve, the simple way to explain how we are all here, not why
Phil Anthropy Phil Anthropy The simple truth about belief in an afterlife is you want to live forever and never let go of loved ones, right? The problem is, what would anyone actually DO for eternity? It'd get boring after a few hundred years, so I hope they have sky in heaven!
Ivan Ratoyevsky The universe is infinite which means its so vast in scale as to be totally incomprehensible to humans. Its a mystery, it is beyond mere gods & religions.
Ivan Ratoyevsky God & Religion are nothing more than human constructs, abstractions, abstract ideas dreamed up by humans for humans. Apes & monkeys don't need a god to enjoy living & being alive!!Figs & bananas & sex are enough.
Newshound Newshound If God listened to prayers wouldn't they have found Madeleine McCann by now? Or hasn't he heard enough yet? Couldn't he at least let us know the going rate? We may only be a few million prayers short.
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty If your god made all people, then why would he lay out in the bible people he says should be, well, “laid out”? Adulterers, Atheists, gays, people of other religions, etc. should all be killed. So why in nobody’s name would he ever make people like that to begin with? The only reason is, your god must enjoy and take pleasure in seeing people suffer. Therefore, your god has to be a sadist.

Dr Esiah Zakite Dr Esiah Zakite Religious delusion can be treated. It just takes a few years of psychological counselling, some re-education and maybe some NLP to counter the withdrawal effects. It starts with asking yourself why you are so afraid of death.
Godfrey Zoan Godfrey Zoan According to some apologists Islam is a peaceful religion. It can be, unless you are an unbeliever, or from another faith, or a woman, or a slave, or a thief, or the wrong type of muslim... in which case things aren't quite so peaceful. Don't take my word for it... read the Koran.
Nietzsche
"If you desire peace of soul and happiness, then believe; if you would be a disciple of truth, then inquire"
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty Christians enjoy throwing scripture at us, so let’s analyze certain ones–for instance:
Ps 112:1: Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands.

Now then, why would you fear someone who professes to love you? I think “respect” would be a better option, don't you? Unless the person who loves you is a compulsive-obsessive, you know, like all those bible thumpers. And “great delight in his commands.” Yeah, right. Commands such as hating anyone of another religion, Atheists, homosexuals, etc.

More to come.

Tom Overheard (said by a coworker):
"I know getting tattoos is a sin, but since I got one of a cross, it's ok..."
Ivan Ratoyevsky The problem with religion is each one claims the truth for themselves, & themselves alone. Each one says there is only our way & its "the" only way. Atheists say there is no god & so there is no ownership of truth.
Greg Stras (Baron von Knifty) Greg Stras (Baron von Knifty) When christians threaten non-believers with the lines, “God will judge you,” or “You will burn in hell forever” they don’t realize that those statements mean absolutely nothing to the Atheist. But christians must live their entire life with the threat of eternal damnation. So, to all you christians; Don’t screw up!

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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Despite me being a 100% dyed in the wool atheist, I still believe that gods exist. But only in the mind.
Owen Mills Owen Mills If there really was a hell, we would all be going there
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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So Man created Godkind in his own image; in his own image Man created them; he created them male and he created them female.

Man saw that it was good and then Man rested.
robbie burns robbie burns If you feel the need to believe in something other than yourself,choose Nature. When Mother Nature decides that she has had enough of the destruction mankind has wreaked upon her planet there is no religion in the world that can save you !!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Never mind the old Chicken and Egg conundrum. Which came first, Man or Gods?
Owen Mills Owen Mills Atheism is a religion like transparent is a color.
osirisnut osirisnut Religions are the epitome of stupidity.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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It's always beat me how theists will put 100% trust in what some ignorant goat herder supposedly said some thousands of years ago while choosing to ignore what is said today by much more knowing people.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Note: The greatest sin perpetrated on Mankind is religion.
osirisnut osirisnut Popes never say anything meaningful but when they do it's usually in the form of an apology.
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