top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Clint Murphy |
I am confused is Easter when after three days Jesus came out and seen his shadow? |
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diane fadden |
Ever wonder WHY an all-knowing, future-seeing OMNISCIENT god would make in the first place, an angel that would fall? |
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| Unknown |
You told me God was the answer
When I ask him for s**t, I get no answer, so God is the cancer |
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| Mandar Deshmukh |
It's hard to believe that god's own son was beaten to death and crucified by the humans. And we still call him omnipotent |
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| Unknown |
all the theists around us asks dat who accelerated this universe and they will say its God.But who the hell accelerated him.? |
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| Justin M. Morse |
Hey, Mr. Christian, I don't think you know what's in that little book you love so much. Oh, you do? Then stop calling yourself morally superior to us and go bash some babied against a rock. |
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| Captain |
Lying is a sin !
Any picture of Jesus is made up, nobody knows what he looked like.
Pictures of God's hands or face in clouds is made up, "photo shopped".
These are all LIES yet Christians swoon, they "oooh & aaah" when they should be outraged & ashamed. They should be disgusted !
What's the difference in the worship & honoring of trinkets, jeweled crosses, statues & books & the worship of The Golden Calf that outraged Moses ? |
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| Unknown |
I don't think people can grasp how long eternity is. How absurd it is to think that if you are not living a certain way for an invisible God for the first 80 years, you will be tortured for the rest of eternity? But God loves you. |
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| Unknown |
god----Quasimoto was voted the biggest fool of the parade in "The Hunchback Of Notradame", so you see I am not a racist, I am only telling you the truth. Only one more sleep to all the fools on April Fools Day. |
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| ~GOD~ |
@Unknown:the "RACIST"to mock you stupid.You are right, there is not God, but you are like God
HE said, if you read your book. Do you know how to read? Do you know who is Quasimoto?"RACIST"
Baron von Knifty hit the nail on the head: One day set aside for fools, and 364 days for "RELIGIOUS IDIOTS"!!!!!
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| Unknown |
Love the lord your God with all of your heart, your might and your soul, but leave me the fuck alone! |
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| Captain |
As an Atheist, I do believe there walked a man named Jesus !
Seriously though,... If I had a Kingdom & some Bathrobe wearin', sandal slappin' dude rolled into my town & told my peeps to obey a fake God instead of me then I would nail his ass to a post & throw rocks at him too :) |
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| ~GOD~ |
@Unknown:The association with "Quasimoto" Mr/Ms Coward "Unknown" tell us your real name"RACIST" |
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| Unknown |
Only two more days till your big day are you all dresses up like Quasimoto, He won the Fools day parade back then? |
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| Tori Seymour |
@ IonCiprian That line is from a song. and yes i agree with you. KidCrusher is my favorite musical artist and that is one short line from one of his many songs. :) |
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Tori Seymour |
We soon get a day off for no reason at all. Thank you to the fictional writer that came up with zombies so many years ago and decided to portray the fictional character many people worship as one. |
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| Unknown |
If god exists, he got a mad sense of humour. |
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| Pope G |
We all believe in something, some of us believe in facts, some of us believe in science, still others ignore the fact they've been indoctrinated brainwashed and believe in religion. |
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Bob Arnold |
In the beginning, the people threw away their stones and clubs and started thinking. A very small number of men started to loose control over the people so they invented GOD. |
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| Peter S. |
No thanks to imaginary friends, I have a natural gift, It's called Atheism.
Unlike to others who have a artificial burden. It's called Theism! |
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| Ryam.C |
God doesn't appeal to our senses, therefore God is nonsense. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
R Path: I did not create, nor am I influenced by superstitious thinking. It is not a natural law, as you profess, nor sensible thinking either. You are here because of Nature, not the other way around. |
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| Unknown |
Q: Why do so many old people go to church?
A: They're cramming for the final. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Karma, fate, destiny, and kismet are other loads of bullshit thrown in with providence. They all assume that someone unevidenced and mystical is keeping score, and deciding whether or not you deserve something.
Bullshit is the proper word.
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| Unknown |
Science is a way for the universe to discover itself. |
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| Judy Clarke |
I've always said, when it comes to empathy and compassion, the creations have surpassed the creator. |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
I dont understand what agreement does this god have with the devil. Why would souls automatically would go to hell if you lived a bad life? All this time I thought they were enemies. |
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| Jhammo317 |
I would rather be "damned" for critical thinking, than conned for my entire proven existence! Hell is for those who are afraid of being damned, heaven is for those who believe they deserve better than the life they are givin. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
This is taken in context from a speech made by ex US President Ronald Reagan:
"... walking this fine line [between accepting religious faith and accepting the science of evolution] requires government to be strictly neutral." End.
It makes me ask: Why do we bother electing such people into power - where their sole aim should be to make decisions for us - if all they can offer is strict neutrality? Why bother teaching the sciences to our children when we/they choose to sit on the fence when it comes down to choosing between rational thinking and irrational magic?
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| Lisandro Hubris |
Aos que muito tem mais será dado...
Mas aos que pouco tem, até aquilo que eles têm ser-lhes-á tirado.
O motivo para que se de mais aos que já têm muito, e se tire dos que pouco tem. É que na pirâmide do “Adapte-se ou morra” não há lugar para os que não têm sorte. Desperdiçam os seus recursos. Ou esperam que as coisas se resolvam por gravidade.
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| Alfredo Bernacchi |
O QUE VIEMOS FAZER AQUI? Nada!... Fazemos parte do acaso quegerou todo o Universo. Estamos aqui. Apenas isso. Estamos aqui hoje. Nãoestávamos ontem e não estaremos amanhã. |
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| Boss |
When it comes to bullshit..major league,big time prime time bullshit, you have to stand in awe at the all time champion of false promises and exagerrated claims then religion takes the honors with the second in line not even in sight... |
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| Stuart A Bowler |
the term 'gods will' is a cliche |
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| Semi St. |
How nice it would be to live happily, like an innocent child, unconcerned about existance of God or religion! |
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| Unknown |
" Tyhe fable of a god or gods visiting the earth did not originate with xianity." Richard Carlile |
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| " [William C. Easttom II] |
"Deus diz: fazer o que quiser, mas tome a decisão errada e ser torturado por toda a eternidade no inferno. Isso, senhor, não o livre-arbítrio. Seria como um homem que diz a sua namorada, fazer o que quiser mas se você me escolher eu vou seguir a trilha e vou estourar seus miolos. Quando um homem diz a isso se chama um psicopata, e chame em voz alta para ser presos e executados. Quando Deus diz a mesma coisa que chamamos de 'amor' e construir igrejas em sua honra. |
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| Bruno Balas |
The church is like a cat, once you give a food, it keeps coming back for more. |
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| NoGods4Me |
The American Taliban: A group of MEN, mostly clergy, giving their opinion before Congress on whether or not women should be able to us contraceptives. That's insane! |
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| Modern |
and the eleventh commandment...
You shall not believe in Christ, religion or God. ...Amin. |
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| David Aherne |
Do not withhold correction from a child, for if you beat him with a rod, he will not die. That's in the bible. Its makes you think what are people doing taking advise from a book that says is ok to hit a child. Is it just me or is that the sickest thing you could do? |
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| Buddhist view |
Since universe is beginningless there is no creater God nor an individual soul. It is all waste of time and energy to think about something that is beyond thought |
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| Unknown |
Andy, thanks for comments, but you need to improve the contents ! |
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| we are anonymous |
people seem to forget that Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. it is extraordinary to know a god exists. where is this extraordinary evidence?
hold your selves up to the same standards as you would some one who has seen a u.f.o. or a ghost |
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| Margaret Thatcher |
God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them-SHEMALE! |
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| michael jennings |
Authority arises when one is confused..Than what is authority ? are thoughts to feel safe from fear .. Than what is fear ? what we created to feel safe from daily living .. what is daily living .. not god not religion are traditions the past are future I think we need to question learning there has been 5000 wars in this world and counting.. what have we learned? |
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| rob the deist |
The idea that Jesus the son of Mary died for the sins of theworld, and that henceforth moral virtue can have no saving efficacy,is among the most destructive conceptions by which the moral worldhas been insulted and perverted.---eli palmer |
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| Adrian Branch |
"It may be said that I was baptized in the blood, sweat, and tears of the religious holocaust." |
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| Adrian Branch |
The only life after death I believe in, is the fact that the next generation will out-live us. |
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| Njaso |
I dont think that any God (if he exists or not,or whatever we call it/him/her etc.)would be so stupid and even consider having anything to do with us.God is perfect.God knows better.... |
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Mr X |
If people are inept to playing Chinese whispers, how accurate is the bible supposed to be? |
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Mr X |
Christianity incites apathy directly from its teachings, just remember kids, don't take action, pray. |
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Mr X |
Religions are not based on truths or events, they are based on, rather, which group of people can come up with the best fathomed, and most convincing lies. |
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Mr X |
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof. |
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debbie sumsion |
To believe the bible is to be Christian, to understand the bible is to be Atheist. |
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Mr X |
God is indeed a shining example to all, to all who commit bigoted atrocities that is. |
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Mr X |
indoctrination, Christianity's main source of followers "sheep" |
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debbie sumsion |
Priests and Prostitutes have a lot in common.Both professions sell the illusion of love and acceptance to anyone willing to pay for it. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, but thou canst rape his wife and shag his children. |
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debbie sumsion |
One might be asked how you can prove that God doesn't exist? One can only reply that it is scarcely necessary to disprove what has never been proven. |
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