top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Pat Simons |
What kind of god subjects his creation to horrific tests of character he knows the outcome of in advance?
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EA Miller |
Religion is a lie fabricated from ancient myth and certain parties vile, self-serving agendas. |
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EA Miller |
Fictitious gods cannot judge people. Only people can judge other people. And they often do. |
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osirisnut |
The followers of religion are that stupid they couldn't empty water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. |
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EA Miller |
“If religion were peaceful and they were extremists, then they would be extremely peaceful!†-Jaclyn Glenn |
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EA Miller |
Faith and reason are mutually exclusive. |
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EA Miller |
I feel absolutely no obligation to any invisible gods until they can actually prove they exist, and thus far I haven't seen a speck of evidence in their favor. |
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Pat Simons |
Institutions that depend on the indoctrination of children to survive, are openly acknowledging the weakness of their ideas. |
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EA Miller |
Religion:
When being a superstitious moron is considered a good thing
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EA Miller |
It is a physical impossibility for a fictitious invisible deity to have “a plan†for your life. |
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EA Miller |
Who says atheists have no moral compass? Religious zealots of course. That doesn’t seem to carry much weight though when I would much rather donate my money to cancer research than to a shyster mega-church pastor. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Theist: "Can you offer PROOF that God doesn't exist?"
Atheist: "Tell me what PROOF you require and I'll go get it." |
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Pat Simons |
If there was such a thing as doctrinal truth, there wouldn't be over 30,000 christian denominations. |
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EA Miller |
Loving another human being is perfectly natural. Loving a fictional invisible sky daddy and expecting him to grant you favors is delusional and worthy of long term mental health care. |
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Pat Simons |
You rarely, if ever, hear conservative christians demanding government address healthcare, housing, and education. Most often they are urging government to target and strip rights from a minority, like gay people, who offend their cherished christian principles. |
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EA Miller |
Only a weak-minded person needs a god to validate their worth. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Religion is its own executioner |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If there was any truth at all in prophesying, prophets would be among the richest people on Earth. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The one overriding fault with humans is that some have too LITTLE imagination while some others have too MUCH. |
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EA Miller |
Religion is the most destructive force on the planet. |
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EA Miller |
The religious are gullible to suggestion, ill-informed, and perfectly fine with it. |
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EA Miller |
There’s a reason it’s a lot easier to become a pastor than an astrophysicist. |
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EA Miller |
TV Pastor: “You cannot out give God.â€
Me: “Give a single cent or shilling and you’ve literally given more than any fictitious god ever has.â€
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EA Miller |
Stupidity comes in many forms, but more often than not it’s coated with antiquated, narrow-minded religious beliefs. |
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EA Miller |
No matter how authoritative a person attempts to sound while reading the Bible, it still doesn’t change the fact that it’s a work of pure fiction. |
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EA Miller |
You know what’s really fun? Watching a TV pastor talking about the importance of using fasting to “get closer to God†while kicking back and devouring a giant plate of nachos! |
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Pat Simons |
No god ever fed a hungry child. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Do you know what I think hilariously funny about the brainwashed, brain dead, bible thumping creation believers?
They'll swear to believing that the Earth and everything was created less than seven thousand years ago while at the same time leaving their fossil fuelled (coal, oil and gas that are made from long dead plants and animals) heated and lighted homes and using transport that is powered by fossil fuels to attend places of worship built of various sedimentary and metamorphic rock that consists mainly of the remains of countless numbers of creatures that lived and died over many hundreds of millions - even BILLIONS - of years.
The fairy tale story of 'The Creation' pales in comparison to the REAL story of how we, the Earth, and everything else came to be.
Gods' are NOT great. Gods' are fiction. |
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Pat Simons |
The entirety of the human experience, from the time our puny ancestors descended from the trees and began walking upright, to the present day, constitutes less than an eye blink on the time scale of the universe. It takes a towering conceit to say it's all the doing of a god born of mythology from the infancy of civilization. Mythology written by people who didn't know where the sun went at night. |
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EA Miller |
“A question for theists. If your side of the argument has the truth, then why do you need to: misrepresent science, quote mine, and use strawman fallacies? Just wondering why lying for Jesus is a thing.†-Stephen George |
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EA Miller |
I once heard the voices of gods and angels, but thankfully the medication made it all go away! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Gods throughout history have tried in vain to kill off their rival gods by hiring lots of killers to do the job for them. |
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EA Miller |
TV Pastor Christine Caine: “I’d rather make God happy than people happy.â€
Me: “I’d rather make real things happy (e.g., friends, loved ones, a pet) than an imaginary sky daddy who cannot possibly reciprocate.â€
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EA Miller |
Christian television calls many of its programs “family friendlyâ€. Calling them “cult friendly†would be far more accurate. |
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Jed King |
'Having absolutely no fear of death certainly makes life a whole lot bloody easier'.
Jed King. 2012. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
No god ever spoke even one word nor did any god write even one word. |
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EA Miller |
People continue to "pray for peace on Earth" despite thousands of years of failed attempts. |
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EA Miller |
“Religious freedom†does NOT give you the right punish those who do NOT share your beliefs. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I've just been informed that I will see sense only when I have found God.
But how can I find God when All the gods are in hiding along with the Mermaids, Unicorns, Leprechauns, Fairies, Ogres, Pixies, The Loch Ness Monster, Santa, The Tooth Fairy, The Talking Snakes and those Flying Donkeys, etc? |
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Akanyang Canine |
The Bible is not "HOLY". There's nothing HOLY about Women & child abuse, rape, Slavery, Racism, murder, & Fathers sleeping with daughters |
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EA Miller |
Is it saner to be alone and yell at the TV when your favourite sports team is losing a match or to be alone talking to an invisible friend who lives in the sky? Just curious! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We have to alter our clocks by an hour tonight. This is simply because 'God the Creator' got things wrong right from the outset.
Furthermore, we have to resort to this action twice per year in order to save our farmers from having to milk their cows in the dark.
Surely HE should've seen this problem arising?
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
To be a good Christian, a good Muslim, a good Jew or a good supporter of any other god based religion, one has to ACCEPT the lies, to ACCEPT how to SPREAD the lies and also how to DENY the TRUTH by whatever means one can. |
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EA Miller |
“God is an unreasonable excuse for reasonable ignorance.â€
Michael A. Sherlock
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
It's not right that Muslim men have more than one wife. It just doesn't seem fair on them.
I mean, NO man deserves more than one mother-in-law! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Selling Heaven is a lot like selling Time-Share apartments.
But at least with Time-Share you do get to see the apartment. |
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EA Miller |
It may start with a judge ruling that a straight baker doesn’t have to bake a gay couple a wedding cake because of his religious beliefs, but what's certain to happen at some point is a "Christian" physician or nurse will refuse to provide a gay person, a person of another religious denomination, or an atheist, medical care because it goes against his/her beliefs. The direct result of this could literally be death. |
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EA Miller |
Religion and critical thinking cannot coexist with one another. |
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EA Miller |
Christian: “The very size of the universe should make us stand in wonder and awe of God. The universe shows us just how creative and powerful God really is. In fact, to God, the universe is probably rather small.â€
Me: “If that were so, then you would likely represent less than the size of an atom to this grand creator. Do you think you could have a personal, loving relationship with an electron? Do you even care about electrons? Just curious.â€
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I do wish more religious waverers would take a little time out to watch this TV 1999 remake of a 1955 film based on the true case of a young teacher brought to trial in 1925 for trying to teach Evolution in a school in the USA.
It SHOULD tell you all you need to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYCfo4hVolQ |
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EA Miller |
I am very familiar with the Christian deity: "Lord misogynistic, homophobic, xenophobic, slave-approving, mass-murdering, child-abusing, mixed-fabric hating, science illiterate, all-knowing god who loves you dearly!" |
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EA Miller |
Anything that requires "faith" instead of "actual proof" throws rational thinking right out the window. |
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osirisnut |
Priests and other religious clerics here are some additional commandments that you should follow. Though shall not groom children. Though shall not molest children. Though shall not rape children. Though shall not be misogynists. Though shall not be homophobic. Though shall not be bigots. |
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osirisnut |
Dope Francis and Donald (J)ackass Trump have one thing in common, they are both pathological liars. |
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osirisnut |
Can someone please confirm that they don't still drink water from lead pipes in the vatican. |
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osirisnut |
Being gay is not a sin. Atheism is not a sin. Beloning to the wrong religion is not a sin. Why? Because sin is an imaginery disease invented to sell you an imaginery cure. |
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osirisnut |
If religious faith improved morality Priests wouldn't rape kids. Suicide bombers wouldn't exist and women would have equality. |
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Kitalia Jones |
A child acting rude to a weak minded adult who believes in ancient fairytales and superstition.... what a time to be alive.... |
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EA Miller |
Anyone that believes "god's word" is contained in a book where there is literally a talking donkey, snake, and burning bush, a man being created from dust, demons causing illnesses, contains no science at all, and happily promotes slavery is not capable of rational thought. |
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EA Miller |
Humanity will truly be enlightened when they realize that all religions are total BS and do much more damage than good.
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