top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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EA Miller |
Reality:
To base the occurrences in the world on empirical evidence
Religion:
To base the occurrences in the world on ancient fairy tales |
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EA Miller |
You ever wonder why Neanderthals and dinosaurs are never mentioned in the book of “wisdom†that is the Bible? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There is infinitely more chance of humans meeting extraterrestrials than there is chance of humans meeting any god. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If one's god is so almighty powerful and omniscient, why the hell does he need YOU to fight his corner? |
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Pat Simons |
Science neither offers up miracles nor condemns anyone to eternal damnation. Those are the things religion does. |
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EA Miller |
Religions:
Competing factions of ignorance
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EA Miller |
A TV priest on the EWTN network recently used the phrase “mysterious fruitfulness†when he couldn’t explain a passage in the Bible. Just imagine a scientist trying to spew this crap and get away with it! |
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EA Miller |
Religion produces a massive pile of BS that the rational-minded have to shovel through on a daily basis. |
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EA Miller |
“We should thank God for the privilege of suffering.â€
Charles Stanley, mega-church pastor
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Only those who survive disaster thank their god for saving them. The other poor bastards are left to suffer and to die without reply. |
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EA Miller |
I dream of the day when religion is abandoned in favour of rational thinking, creativity, and open mindedness. |
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Pat Simons |
Science does not expect me to take anything on faith, or threaten me with eternal damnation if I don't. |
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EA Miller |
Priests, Pastors, Imams, and Rabbis:
Peddlers of myth and perpetuators of dangerous cults
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EA Miller |
There are fewer things more entertaining than listening to a priest who has never had “sex†advising his parishioners about “sex.†|
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Pat Simons |
What moral thing could only be done by a Christian? |
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Pat Simons |
Where there is the expectation of privilege, equality will be seen as persecution. Thus, the evangelicals cry persecution any time they are barred from forcing their views on others, because no group expects cultural privilege like American evangelicals. |
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EA Miller |
“All other religions are false and are devised by demon spirits.â€
-Quote from Generation Cross, a Christian TV show
How could anyone possibly believe this ridiculous BS?
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EA Miller |
Wonder why the Bible was written in the tone of ancient male goat herders who lived when kings ruled and slaves were a plenty? |
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EA Miller |
Former Friend: “Why do you turn your back on God?â€
Me: “Why do you turn your back on humanity?â€
Former Friend: *huffs and walks away*
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EA Miller |
If I ever wake up in the morning and say “Thank you Jesusâ€, immediately take me to a physician and have me checked for dementia! |
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EA Miller |
If you believe a god actually answers your prayers, I have lovely tower in France I'd like to sell you! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
One cannot reason with the unreasonable. Far better to quit while one is losing. |
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EA Miller |
“Christians... a class of men given to a new and mischievous superstition†-- Suetonius, Twelve Caesars, 125 CE. |
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EA Miller |
Helping people for the sake of helping people is the humane thing to do. Helping people to indoctrinate them (as many religious relief organizations do) is a deplorable act. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Compared to the age of the universe, the average human lifespan is about one millisecond. |
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EA Miller |
The only good religion is an extinct religion. |
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Pat Simons |
When you weigh the range of possibilities in matters of faith against actual evidence, it should be obvious that what ever one chooses to believe is almost certainly wrong as a simple matter of probability, and there is no way to test anything. |
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EA Miller |
Religion siphons one’s capacity to think logically. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The only cure for ignorance is education. However, if the ignorance is TOO ingrained the ignorant choose not to seek education. |
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EA Miller |
I do not believe in any gods nor do I support any world leaders who adopt the narcissistic attributes of these horrid fictional creations. |
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EA Miller |
If any god actually wanted to prove it did exist, it would simultaneously appear to every atheist on Earth. |
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Pat Simons |
When credulity reaches critical mass, you arrive at faith. |
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EA Miller |
Why does the "literal word of god" have any need for translation? You'd think that the almighty creator of the universe would be clear about its intentions. |
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EA Miller |
“A question for theists. If your side of the argument has the truth, then why do you need to: misrepresent science, quote mine, and use strawman fallacies? Just wondering why lying for Jesus is a thing.†-Stephen George |
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EA Miller |
Christian free will?
TV Pastor: “God has blessed us with divine free will.â€
Me: “Yes, the free will to accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior or burn in Hell for all eternity.â€
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Naming the years after their Christian deity was one of the greatest advertising coups EVER, but it still doesn't prove that their deity is genuine. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The best religions are the dead religions. And there are LOTS of 'em. |
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EA Miller |
As a child, being obsessively attached to fairy-tale character is kind of cute. However, if it continues into adulthood, seeing a mental health care professional for an extended period of time is probably a good idea! |
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EA Miller |
Religion is famous for producing indoctrinated drones rather than the critical thinkers this world SO DESPERATELY needs. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The reason why those who sell religion are just as liable to commit sin is because NO salespersons have ever had to truly believe in the products they sell. |
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Akanyang Canine |
Religion makes you hate people you should learn from (Atheists) and makes you love people you should avoid (Preachers).
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Pat Simons |
One thing you can't get the Bible to say is that it is always wrong to own other people as property. You can, however, get the Christian's magic book to say just about anything else you want it to. |
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EA Miller |
In a world where literally billions of people let their lives be run by ancient myth and superstition, it is the job of we atheists to keep the sanity. |
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EA Miller |
When asked what his favorite thing about God was, the atheist promptly responded, “That this vile, sociopathic, narcissistic, temperamental, excessively violent creature does not exist!†|
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The Maker.
Who makes the mould that grows on cheese?
Who makes the hairs that grow on fleas?
Who makes the wind that rustles the leaves?
Who makes the punishment fitting for thieves?
Who makes the child with arthritic knees?
And who makes The Maker ignore mother's pleas? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
We are ALL in this together so we should all BE together. Religions cause divisions. They do NOT create unity and were never meant to. |
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EA Miller |
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.â€
-Han Solo |
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EA Miller |
“How much is there to say about a movement whose members are united, after all, by only one thing: disbelief in divine beings and a respect for reason and evidence?â€
–Jerry Coyne on atheists |
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EA Miller |
The odds of winning the Powerball lottery jackpot in the United States is 292,000,000 to 1 and yet they're still more favorable than anyone every meeting their own personal god! |
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EA Miller |
“What one man calls God, another calls the laws of physics.†–Tesla |
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osirisnut |
Yes, reason has been part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake. Jon Stewart. |
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
Life was good until the story of this beard man entered the scene. |
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
I can't believe that Muslims pray 5 times a day, fast a whole month and follow the anti life teachings just to secure a place in heaven to play harp for the sick monster. |
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
Christian goes to church, gives 10 percent of his/her hard earned salary only to come out with ignorance and stupidity.But he/she believes to have gained something important. |
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EA Miller |
Why would an all-powerful, perfect deity require constant praise to mollify its evidently deep insecurities? |
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Pat Simons |
Authoritarian government and conservative Christianity......the original same-sex marriage. |
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Acid Krtiana |
Religious people are like TERFs (Trans-exclusionary radical feminists):
They don't make sense.
We have no need for them.
They hate certain groups of people for no reason. (TERFs hate trans people and men, while religious people hate gays, bisexuals, trans people, atheists, other religions, somewhat agnostics, etc. ...)
They annoy everyone (that has brains, anyway).
They indoctrinate.
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The list goes on! |
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Acid Krtiana |
Religious people attacking atheists is like feminists attacking Men's Rights Activists (MRAs). They're allowed to, for no reason, and they don't have to listen to their side. They control the government and politics.
The thing is, atheists and MRAs are very alike. Both are hated very much, for no reason. Also, I have found estimates of that about 70 to 80% of MRAs are atheists. |
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Acid Krtiana |
Priests hate trans women (MtF) and call them "Predatory men" (misandry, anyone?).
Priests wear dresses.
I fail to see how they can successfully defend their hypocrisy. |
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Acid Krtiana |
Circumcision only exists because religion exists. |
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