top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| Jonathan Farley |
I give religion as much support as they give atheism. |
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| Bumper Sticker |
"When the rapture comes, can I have your car"? |
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| Kriss Oyb |
There are only 2 Possibilities: There's no god or there's god but he doesn't give a shit of us.
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| G. Willis |
christianity is the biggest scam in human history. |
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| Lewis Black |
I would love to have the faith to believe that creation took place in seven days, but... i have thoughts. |
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| Hugh Jass |
You believe that God simply pulled man and all living things out of his ass and put them on the earth and you think I need some serious help? |
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| contender |
God is as real as the tooth fairy. Sadly the myth about God doesn't retreat so easily. |
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| Grgory House |
If you could reason with religious people there wold be no religious people |
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| Edward Abbey |
The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages—as if the savages weren’t dangerous enough already. |
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| Derek Bok |
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. |
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| Madalyn Murray O'Hair |
Religion has ever been anti-human, anti-woman, anti-life, anti-peace, anti-reason and anti-science. The god idea has been detrimental not only to humankind but to the earth. It is time now for reason, education and science to take over. |
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| Zeus |
There is way too much competition. I'm thinking about getting out of this profession. |
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| James Bryan Elliott |
Self confidence is all the faith anyone needs. |
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Esiah Zakite |
Atheists are the ones pointing out that the emperor is stark bollock naked... theists are the ones killing each other arguing about where the cloth came from. |
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| Ludwig Feuerbach |
Man created God in his image
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| anonymous or unknown |
The concept of God has served as a great excuse for a long time and sadly, continues even today, to control and kill people. |
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| David Mills |
(Paraphrased); When a plane crashes and all the passengers are safe, god is said to have been in the cockpit. When a plane crashes and half the people survive while the others die, god is said to have been riding on the shoulders of the survivors. When a plane crashes and everyone aboard dies, it was engine failure.
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| Baron von Knifty |
If you expect me to believe you when you tell me Atheist’s are going to hell, then why don’t you believe me when I call you a retard?
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| boro |
If god exists, he would be less pissed-off with atheists than with beleivers |
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| Steven Crocker |
Today's religion will be the future's mythology. Both believed at one time by many; but proved wrong by the clever. |
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| Jimmy Carr (British Comedian) |
When I was a kid, I had an imaginary friend. He was invisible, and went everywhere with me, and I could talk to him and ask him to grant me wishes and stuff. Then I grew up, and I stopped going to church... |
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| John MacKinnon Robertson, "Godism" 1896 |
You deny the existence of 999 alleged Gods. I merely deny one more - yours. |
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| Michael Bell |
"God is seen not by the eyes but by the heart" I am an atheist because I don't recognize the heart to be a sense |
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| Xenophanes |
Men create the gods in their own image. |
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| Jim Capella |
They say everyone is a sinner, besides god. But facts show that more lifes were taken by gods diseases, then lifes taken by other men. Who is the real sinner? |
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| Siem |
When i would talk to god, people would say i'm praying. When god would talk to me, people would say i'm a scitzoprenic |
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| Fabiano Franco |
" Human was not created by any God, Gods were created by humans." |
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| Morning Red, vocalist of Auto da fe |
Discussing the bible from a scientific perspective is like debating material stress in gingerbread houses. Why would a creator of such diversity be so selective? Why would he keep secret the directive he espouses? |
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| J. Suppasan |
The fact that there are those who absolutely, without any doubt believe in the existence of God, I take as evidence that he does not. |
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Stache |
I don't see why I must listen to your reasons of why god exists if you won't listen to my reasons not. |
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Jesse Jesse |
A penis is like religion. It’s nice to have, very convenient and has multiple uses. You may even be proud of it. But like religion it should never be whipped out and publicly displayed. And it should never be shoved down our children’s throats. |
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osirisnut |
God must love the poor because he made so many of them. Mother Theresa |
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Pat Simons |
Preachers can wield a lot of power within their communities, and while power doesn't always corrupt, corrupt people are drawn to power like bugs to a porch light. |
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Pat Simons |
Those who want to be ruled by religion...already are. Unfortunately, they want their religion to rule everyone else, regardless of how those other people feel about it. |
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EA Miller |
We need to stop early childhood indoctrination now and let children think and discover the real world for themselves as they experience it. Otherwise, they may end up submerged in a religion and completely detached from reality.
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Gregarious |
There is NO Freedom of Religion without Freedom from Religion. |
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EA Miller |
The biggest fear for any religious organization is that their followers start questioning their beliefs. Because once basic critical thinking skills are actually used, they quickly realize they everything they have ever been taught is complete bullshit. |
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osirisnut |
The powerful Roman Emperor Constantine spread Christianity around the then known world, and he had executed his son and boiled his wife alive. That's who the Roman Catholic Church gets its strong moral compass from. |
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Dr. Idel Dreimer |
What the atheist asks is the ability to describe things as the evidence suggests, and to respond in a rational fashion. Speculations about how things came to be -- no matter how interesting -- lack an evidentiary basis and are ultimately irrelevant to daily life. Speculations about how things should be -- the conduct of society -- these are the subjects of moral philosophy. Religion -- which claims both a human-like originator and a detailed knowledge of his moral conclusions -- is fantasy posing as fact -- and should be valued accordingly. (Observation #1868) |
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EA Miller |
Isn’t it blasphemous to say the “perfect, never changing word of god†needs interpretation?
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Liverson Mwandawiro |
Two things are against me and i hate those 2 things.They are stupidity and ignorance. |
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EA Miller |
“There are no white people in the bible. Take all the time you need with that.†-DAX |
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osirisnut |
The Great Cristo aka (Jesus Christ) had an amazing trick (miracle) of turning water into wine, now if it had revealed how that trick (miracle) was achieved, that would have been something worth believing in. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
One should never judge the quality of the tea by the colour of the teapot. |
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EA Miller |
Strange how god never speaks to rational minded atheists. |
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Pat Simons |
The world would be a better place if people stopped seeking supernatural solutions to their earthly problems. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
They now have debit card readers in places of worship. I'd bet some will even arrange direct debit on the standing order system. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Fiction should be made illegal when it purports to being the truth. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
If there is even a SHRED of doubt then there is ZERO truth. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
NO religion is worth the tablets it was written on. |
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EA Miller |
“Submit†and “obeyâ€, words used consistently by priests and pastors, scream of allegiance to kings and favoritism of slavery. |
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EA Miller |
Religion is stupidity on steroids. |
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EA Miller |
Odd how so many more people survive illnesses now with medical science than when they just relied on prayer and superstition alone. |
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osirisnut |
WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. "GOD" and his two accomplices Jesus Christ (aka) "GOD" and the Holy Spook (aka) "GOD". If you see these three don't try to approach as they are extremely dangerous. |
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osirisnut |
Science books should have the following warning. The contents of this book contain knowledge and are therefore unsuitable for the religious. |
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osirisnut |
I started a meditation class. I was told to relax, clear my mind, and think of nothing. So I relaxed, cleared my mind, and thought of GOD. |
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osirisnut |
The pope went to the continent most ravaged by AIDS and told them they couldn't use condoms. So don't tell me religion doesn't do any actual harm. Bill Maher |
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EA Miller |
“In no way are we a misogynistic cult out to control every aspect of a woman’s life.â€
-Catholic Church officials
“Okay, then please explain why you don’t allow birth control or women to abort a rapist’s child, insist that women stay in marriages with abusive husbands, and why your top representatives are a bunch of men hiding within a secretive golden fortress.â€
-Me
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EA Miller |
Once you realize that all religion is a load of hogwash, you experience the world for the very first time. |
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EA Miller |
Those who have stood in large groups, protesting distancing orders put in place to keep them safe through the course of a pandemic, are overwhelmingly white Christian men who just can’t grasp basic science. |
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