top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
So, women - bless 'em - cannot be Bishops. That's "equality in the workplace" for you.
But, to be honest, I don't really give a toss WHO is in charge of the Church, just as long as they advocate that they get rid of the ridiculous notion of an imagined god (sexist or not) being the one who's really in charge and that it must be obeyed.
Amen. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Barbaric = Catholic laws which end up killing a woman carrying a doomed fetus, because they can't help the woman until the fetus dies on it's own. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Now then, believers. If I choose to believe in Allah and choose NOT to believe in Jesus, does this mean I go to Hell? |
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| osirisnut |
Bloody religions and the catholic church is the bloodiest. |
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| Boudestamper |
Religious falsehoods may be comforting to some, but when all is said and done they are falsehoods still... |
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| David A Fordyce |
Any organised religion that initiates crusade after crusade, the torturing and murdering of "free thinking people" can be defined by its "own actions" as fraudulent and hypocritical. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Any time I see a person praying or spouting scripture I treat them one of two ways, either as a lunatic or a child; in both cases they need to be closely supervised.
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| Unknown |
Science and Religion cannot mix, they are opposites. |
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| osirisnut |
There are only two things i dont like about the pope. Everything he does and everything he says. |
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| David A Fordyce |
“Self imposed religious ignorance, inevitably leads to self-righteous intolerance.” |
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| Unknown |
I fought the Taliban in Afghanistan. There is very little difference between Toms preaching and the Talibans preaching. |
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| Wittmann |
I find it amusing that Christians would pray to a god for healing from some or other diseased condition who, were it to exist,would be the ultimate cause of the said condition in the first place. |
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| Bob Scott |
Saying 'The lord is my shepherd' makes one a sheep. |
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| Stamper |
So this Jehovah deity supposedly tells old Abe to circumsize all his adult servants..what kind of sick humor is that and why give them foreskins in the first place? |
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| Democritus |
All religions are evil |
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| Zecklaus |
Religious superstition is not only stupid but also a disgusting insult to human intelligence in the 21st century. |
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| Clint Murphy |
If the bible is "the good book" I would hate to see the bad one. |
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| Unknown |
I heard this from one of my friends (who is a christan) at highschool : " I pray for Jesus every night. Not because I want to, because I lie,cheat,steal,and hit people evryday, and i still do. But as long as I pray Jesus I can do whatever I want and go to heaven" |
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| lie-detector |
Jesus is a superstitious hoax who is his own father; pregnant his own mother to give birth to himself; cursing a fig tree for not giving him fruit off-season; making water into wine; walking on water; fed thousands of people with a few loaves of bread; rose from the dead, flew to the sky and vanish. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Strange times are these in which we live when old and young are taught falsehoods in school. And the person that dares to tell the truth is called at once a lunatic and fool.
Plato (c.427 - 347 BC)
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| June VanDerMark |
To put faith in the idea that Armageddon is foreseen by a god, is but one short step away from humans (through their insane religious beliefs) creating it! |
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| Dickone |
C: Heaven is real!
A: Then just kill yourself and go there straightaway.
C: No! Suicide is a SIN!
A: Leap off from a taller building, repent while on your way down, heaven awaits you.
C: You can’t FOOL god!
A: Your god can forgive heinous murderers but can’t pardon a suicide who repented, how loving?
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| Roger the Alien (American Dad T.V. Show) |
Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music. |
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| Bill Maher |
Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
How can you possibly have a reality in heaven when you deny reality here and now?
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Dee Jay |
As an atheist I'm feeling kind of safe. Religious extremists like to kill each over who has the better god but, as atheists we aren't a target for these groups because we don't believe in any god. :) |
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| Andrew Mize |
God is man's creation and in about a thousand years Christianity probably will have about 20,000 followers and most of the world will be atheist. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The Sun newspaper UK 19 October 2012 08.17 AM
11 year old GEORGE Pratt was unable to swear allegiance to God and the Queen because he is an atheist so the 11-year-old boy has been banned from joining the Scouts because he doesn't believe in GOD.
George Pratt has been attending his local Scout group for ten months and was over the moon when they invited him to invest in the group.
But the schoolboy was unable to swear allegiance to God and the Queen because he is an atheist.
As a result he has been banned from attending and his furious dad Nick, 45, has accused the Christian movement of being "intolerant".
Nick said: "Christianity is meant to be about being tolerant, forgiving and understanding. You are allowed to join if you are a Christian or a Muslim but you can't not believe in God. This is regardless of the fact that you are sensitive, generous, kind and genuinely a good person. There are a lot of Christian organisations which do not exclude anybody. It just seems the Scouts in this area isn't one of them."
George began attending the 1st Midsomer Norton Group in Somerset which meets in a hall opposite his house, in January. But to become a full member he must now take the Scout Promise, which reads:
"On my honour, I promise that I will do my best, To do my duty to God and to the Queen, To help other people, And to keep the Scout Law."
Different versions of the oath are available for different faiths, such as the use of "Allah" to replace "God" for Muslims.
George said: "I am really disappointed about not being able to go anymore just because I don't believe in God. We have spoken about it with the Scout Leader but he won't change his decision, it is very unfair. Everyone is going caving soon and I've never been before. It is something I would love to do but I'm not allowed. I'm not going to change my decision though."
Report by: j.coles@the-sun.co.uk
Video and read more at: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4596343/Boy-banned-from-Scouts-because-he-doesnt-believe-in-God.html#ixzz29kXibK3r
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| Seth D. Riggs |
If every building has an architect ,and god created man who created god? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Just because purported gods are invisible, just like magnetism, electricity, heat, wind and gravity etc, it doesn't mean that gods exist.
Gods only exist in the imagination. As do ghosts, leprechauns, elves, pixies, Santa and the Tooth Fairy. |
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| NoGods4Me |
If our planet was really created for humans by an intelligent designer, why is it mostly covered with water which we can not drink? This design = epic FAIL! |
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| jack |
Religon will be as stupid to us in 100 years as witchcraft is to us now |
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| Wolf |
Religion is based on fear and stupidity.
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| Andrew Davis |
Religion is wrong about where we came from, so why would I let it tell us where we're going? |
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| Robert Green Ingersoll |
Ministers say that they teach charity. That is natural. They live on alms. All beggars teach that others should give. |
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| Unknown |
Religion is like a penis. It's OK to have one, its even OK to be proud of it.
But you shouldn't waive it around in public.
And you certainly shouldn't try to force it down someone else's throat. |
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| Unknown |
Religion is like a crutch- it may help you stand up, but it will most certainly slow you down. |
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| Sam Harris |
“I know of no society in human history that ever suffered because its people became too desirous of evidence in support of their core beliefs.” |
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| Unknown |
In the beginning man made god |
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| RP McMurphy |
It's truly amazing that in these times how many don't freely think for themselves. |
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| Dan Bunn |
If God does exist, I want nothing to do with him. He sounds like a right twat. |
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| Unknown |
I have no need for religion, I have a conscience. |
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| Unknown |
All religions are equally absurd |
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| Unknown |
Evolution is a fact. Since the bible is wrong about where we came from, can you trust it to tell you where your going? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
9-11
When did an atheist ever board a crowded airliner with a ticking bomb, a brand new box-cutter and a roll of duct tape in order to make a point?
NEVER!
Tragedy will happen, but much as I can sympathize with the victims I am getting sick and tired of many of the fortunate survivors of accidents and the most terrible disasters, when interviewed, immediately thank God that he/she has spared them. What has their survival got to do with God?
Imagine for one moment that a group of people are trapped on an upper floor of a blazing office block. Smoke and flames are all around and there is seemingly no chance of escape. Among the unfortunates is a happily married man who has four young children at home who all attend church regularly and dutifully say their prayers every night before getting into bed.
There are also three women who are all working to support their families who are also good, kind and God fearing.
There is one man who is a sneak thief who is there to see what he might steal. He beats his wife and abuses children and who, incidentally, has never set foot in church other than to steal the offertory money, strip it of lead or swipe the candlesticks.
Yet another of the trapped and panicking has devoted the whole of his working life to the Church while at the same time always looking after the less fortunate in society.
Naturally all the trapped people are praying like mad for divine intervention but who is their god going to choose to save?
You've guessed it. It is just as likely that when the abominable sneak thief's bloodied body is pulled out of the rubble, and barely alive, he'll be heard thanking God that he listened to HIS prayers.
Now pardon me but what about all the other more deserving or at the very least equally deserving souls who God allowed to perish? Weren't they praying hard enough?
But religion has this base covered too. The cry goes up:
"THEY'VE GONE TO A BETTER PLACE"
I could be one of those trapped in the office block. I'm a happily married family man. My wife for almost half a century and I have four grown up children. They are all happily married and have borne us twelve grandchildren who we adore and now we have those many grandchildren having children of their own. I am full of love for my fellow man and couldn't commit serious crime if my life depended on it. Gods? Who needs gods?
I COULDN'T go to a "better place" than here.
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| Unknown |
That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence |
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| Maxwell McDaniel |
How blind must we be? We spend our lives wandering Nature's beauty and still need miracles more than those we see? |
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| Koppelmeyer |
Either your god is the original prankster, toying with your logic,common sense, and emotions-- playing mind games with you-- or it does not exist...your sanity will depend on which way you swing.. |
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Dee Jay |
why is it the people I know who are very religious-- seem to have a lot more tragedy in their lives? |
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| Baron von Knifty |
Any real god would easily have the the power to prove its existence, but it would rather see people kill each other than do it.
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