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Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty The Atheists, the bravest of the brave, for they laugh in the face of eternal damnation.
truth seaker Without religion, this world would be a far better place. Almost all wars are started in the name of their God. How sad is delutional man!
Nicholas Fontana I've seen more evidence of Santa Claus than Christ.
Baron von Knifty God is claimed to be all-knowing and yet somehow cannot to find one way to empirically prove itself.
Loren T Why did it take God 6 days to make the world and 1500 years to finish his book?
Philip George White Religion is like a penis
Its fine to have one
Its fin to be proud of it
But please don't whip it out in public and shove it down my children's throats
Franz Raphael Ferriols Why did God drown the entire human race in the story of the great flood instead of using all that water to dowse the fires of hell? I guess this "God" lacks common sense.
Unknown Im gonna get right to the point: God's not real.
Christopher Hitchens Christopher Hitchens "What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof."
AP Bible insults my intelligence the same way as those who claim to have found the truth in it.
Les World Peace? Only when all of the churches, temples, mosques and altars become museums!
Who Knows Religion is like a penis. Its ok to have one. Its ok to be proud of it. Just don't go waving it around in public and stop trying to shove it down children's throats.
chris mccasland, the pangarden guru religion is a bad answer to a good question.
mini 1 x 0 = 0
1,000,000 x 0 STILL EQUALS ZERO

1 person with a delusion = a delusion
1,000,000 with a delusion STILL EQUALS A DELUSION
Jon A Humour is the greatest weapon against the idiocy of religious fundamentalism as amply demonstrated by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Charles Bradlaugh The word heretic ought to be a term of honour.
Richard Dawkins, British Etologist "Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence."
Unknown Religious belief corrupts humans up to the point of making them post their religious quotes on an atheistic site
Lady Phyllis Stein Lady Phyllis Stein It hurts to lose a loved one. Religion says "They're not really dead... they're waiting for you and watching over you". Atheism says "Yes, it hurts... but be grateful you even knew them for a short time". Which answer shows intelligence and maturity?
Douglas Adams Douglas Adams Religion has certain ideas at the heart of it which we call sacred or holy or whatever. What it means is, "Here is an idea or a notion that you're not allowed to say anything bad about; you're just not. Why not? Because you're not!"
Navneeth D Navneeth D If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Godfrey Zoan Imagine you see a pile of bricks toppling over onto a baby. Instead of running to try and save the child (as most humans would), you just stand by idly and watch. You have just acted like god. Well done, I'm sure you'll be welcome in heaven. As long as your not an atheist, of course.
Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty Be wary of religions who say they want to change the world. What they really mean is they want to change it to their way of thinking.

Baron von Knifty Baron von Knifty To Concerned Atheist: My “combative, anti-religion nonsense” can’t hold a candle to religions that are attempting to take over our government, our schools and the whole goddamn world! Christians inform us Atheists that because we don’t believe in their fairy tales we have no morals and we’ll burn in hell forever for it. Here’s a word of advice for you CA; You can’t fight religion by handing out free balloons. Sit down, shut up, and let us with courage stand up and fight for you.

(thanks for your support, Antony.)

Susan B. Anthony "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."

Chapman Cohen Gods get broken easily: All it takes is a sweep from the broom of science or a handful of pure logic.
unknown philosophy is for those who think,religion is for those who follow
Baron von Knifty By the simple fact that religion is mind-controlling, hateful, atrocious and ridiculous, religion itself has become the most ungodliest of all things.

Baron von Knifty If Jesus were to come back today the first thing he should do is apologize to us all for the absolutely horrible and ungodly things his dad has done.

Baron von Knifty Religion should be given the same respect as Big Time Wrestling. Before each sermon there should be an announcement, “This is only an exhibition.”

Richard Perez The concept of religion could be viewed as being absurdly funny if only the reality of its existence were not so destructive and sad
Albert Ellis (American Psychologist) “For that again, is what all manner of religion essentially is: childish dependency”
Dictionary Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
ME IT SEEMS, AS THE YEARS ROLL BY, THAT TRUTH GROWS MORE REVOLUTIONARY AND THAT LIES BECOME MORE PATRIOTIC
Caitlin M. If you're sure there's a heaven, then why don't you kill yourself and prove it?
Socrates: [In a mock conversation with Jesus]: Is knowledge evil that God would want to keep it from us? Why did God want to keep us from gaining knowledge? Did he want to keep us subservient slaves groveling under his feet? It seems to me that we owe Satan thanks and worship for his help. Satan seems rather like the Titan Prometheus, who in defiance of the orders of the gods brought man the knowledge of fire. For this service to man, Prometheus like Satan was subjected to torment and torture for all eternity. Certainly human life would be worth a great deal less that it is without love, fire and knowledge.
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Christianity has fought, still fights, and will fight science to the desperate end over evolution, because evolution destroys utterly and finally the very reason Jesus' early life was supposedly made necessary. Destroy Adam and Eve and the original sin, and in the rubble you find the sorry remains of the son of god. - Richard Bozarth
Amir Eitan Gods die when no one believes them anymore. Yes it's that simple.
Russian Atheist Astronomer Either there is a god or there isn't, both possibilites are frightful, because if there is a god then we better find out who he is, and find out what he wants and do what he says. If there is no god then we are in trouble, because we are hurdling into space at 66,000 miles an hour and nobody is in charge.
Benjamin franklin Benjamin franklin Lighthouses are more useful than churches.
Christopher Hitchens Christopher Hitchens Religion comes from the period of human prehistory where nobody had the smallest idea what was going on. It comes from the bawling and fearful infancy of our species, and is a babyish attempt to meet our inescapable demand for knowledge.
Unknown Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But don't wave it around in Public and certainly don't try to shove it down my kids' throats.
Jack Carlson I am an agnostic atheist. Agnosticism is the tool I use to examine truth claims and atheism is the conclusion I’ve reached in the matter of belief in gods.
Susan B. Anthony I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.
Templesmith Funny how you never see a christian amputee grow any limbs back, despite all his able bodied friends being "cured" for "donations" to the loud yelling preacher in the expensive suits.
Bumper Sticker I evolved, you didn't.
Bob Brady Religion only survives due to the, undeserved, tolerance of atheists.
Austin Hayward All faiths agrue their god's existence with the same fortitude - they can't all be right, which in itself disproves them all.
Jordan If God created the sun on the fourth day, how did four days pass?
Dictionary Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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EA Miller EA Miller Always be leery of religious folk and their ignorance, and especially how they act upon that ignorance.
EA Miller EA Miller If your god needs defending by mere mortal human beings, it isn’t much of a god at all, now is it?
EA Miller EA Miller Wonder why the very narcissistic god of the bible never appears in mega-churches? They seem to love the shit out of him!
Pat Simons Pat Simons Few people are more frightening and dangerous, than those who know they're right, beyond question, in matters of religion.
Pat Simons Pat Simons It is bad enough that religion makes a virtue out believing in the absence of evidence, what is far worse is making an even bigger virtue out of believing in the face of solid evidence against those things.
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Never argue about theism from within a religious group. It's like arguing in a pub as to who let off that stinking fart.
Pat Simons Pat Simons If there was such a thing as doctrinal truth, there wouldn't be 30,000+ varieties of Christianity.
Jed King Jed King It's so strange that the greatest book of fiction ever written is never read by the very people who believe in it!
JK 2019.
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NO words of god(?) are worth the clay tablet/parchment/papyrus they were written on.
EA Miller EA Miller Certainly in this era of mass media Jesus should undoubtedly be revealing God's message clearly on every smart phone, tablet, and home PC for all the world to see. But alas, nothing.
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