top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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osirisnut |
Have you recently left religion?. Congratulations you have saved yourself from a fate worse than death. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established. ― Ludwig Feuerbach, The Essence of Christianity |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The jealous and angry God that justified the killings of millions, sent plagues upon first borns, and abhorred homosexuals is not worthy of my worship.
― David G. McAfee |
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Bill Maher |
“Since 1945, when Jesus granted America air superiority, we have bombed Korea, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Lebanon, Granada, Panama, Iraq, Serbia, Somalia, Bosnia, The Sudan, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya and Yemen. And Yemen only because the tenth one was free.
How did we inherit this moral obligation of bringing justice to the world via death from above? Are we Zeus?
It doesn't make any sense. Our schools are crumbling and we wanna teach everyone else a lesson.†|
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osirisnut |
A man in a long white dress who calls himself the pope, the vicar of christ on earth and that he knows everything there is to know about god. But in reality he knows everything about "NOTHING". |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
good and evil are names for what people do, not for what they believe. - John Aubrey |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - lies, corruption, and abuse.
― Banksy |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
I've eaten several theists, they give me more gas than a bad bowl of chili. - Ralph Metusi |
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osirisnut |
The only saint the pope doesn't have is Saint Anus the patron saint of clerical assholes, it's only fitting that they should have one because there's a whole shitload of them. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
guilt is the act of punishing yourself before God doesn't.- Alan Cohen |
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Jed King |
"You go Yahweh,
...and I'll go mine"
Jed King. 2015. |
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Owen Mills |
All gods are different, but they all share one thing in common: Their birthplace is our imagination |
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The Atheist Apple |
Oftentimes I am told by theists, "You offend me!" or "You need to respect my religion!" Yet I consistently see that Atheists are considered the least trustworthy group in the country, they can't hold a job, they can't hold any position of power, and being an atheist will cause you to lose your friends and family. I think it's time they got a taste of what it's like to be discriminated. It's either all discrimination or no discrimination. |
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osirisnut |
What do those men do? The first man is a plumber, what's that good for?. He lays pipes to bring water into a house so that people can wash and drink fresh water. The second man is a builder, what's that good for?. He helps build houses so people can get shelter from the wind and rain. The third man is a priest and he prays all day, what's that good for?. Absolutely nothing. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
My material universe, your God, each infinite in space and time; energy and matter vs doesn’t matter - John Alden |
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Jed King |
The phrase "Gospel Truth" is a 'Contradiction in Terms' and those addicted to its use have certainly never read the Gospels.
3/1/2015 |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
1.) Offer no intellectual accommodation to believers
2.) Confront the religious for harboring the justification for immoral behavior in their Holy Books and unabashedly disparage those books for their teachings
3.) Do not engage in logical discussions about God or religion with believers
4.) Confront religious hyprocrosy when encountered
-New Years Resolutions of a Real-ist
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carlton sumsion |
Let me tell you something. For hundreds of years we could not have had this conversation, or those who did would have done so in fear of their lives. Now religion comes to us in this smiley faced ingratiating way because it's had to give so much more ground and because we know so much more. But we have no right to forget the way it behaved when it was strong and when it really believed that it had God on its side.
Christopher Hitchens |
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Jed King |
How convenient for the Priesthood that God comes with 'invisibility' as standard and 'Faith' comes with a blindfold.
Jed King 2014. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, to imagine your facts is another. - John Burroughs
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Matt Dillahunty |
Nobody is in heaven. Based on the model within Christianity, my mom is convinced that she's going to go to heaven, and that I'm going to go to hell, and I can demonstrate that mom is absolutely wrong, because in heaven there's no sadness, and my mother will always be sad that I'm in hell, which means whoever is in heaven is not actually my mom. It may be some doppelganger facsimile of my mom, but it's not my mom. |
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debbie sumsion |
Priests and Prostitutes have a lot in common.Both professions sell the illusion of love and acceptance to anyone willing to pay for it. |
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debbie sumsion |
To believe the bible is to be Christian, to understand the bible is to be Atheist. |
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Ethan Fisher |
Religions all have one thing in common: they are all wrong. |
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peter broad |
As there is no god, Jesus can`t be the son of god. |
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Mr X |
How can a religion idolise a woman who refused to give patients pain relief because she believed pain was pure!? |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
“Apocalypse is a frame of mind." [Nicodemus] said then. "A belief. A surrender to inevitability. It is a despair for the future. It is the death of hope.†― Jim Butcher, Death Masks |
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Mr X |
It's a horrible idea that God, this paragon of wisdom and knowledge, power, couldn't think of a better way to forgive us our sins than to come down to Earth in his alter ego as his son and have himself hideously tortured and executed so that he could forgive himself. -- Richard Dawkins
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Julian Belaval |
There was once a time when there was no religion, no one believed in god, and we all co-existed peacefully. Now look at what happened.
- Julian Belaval |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I'm sometimes asked: "Why do you HATE God?"
I reply: "I DON'T hate God. God doesn't exist. If I were to direct hate to anyone it would be directed towards those who INVENTED the false concept of God(s) and those who help spread the deceit." |
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Jed King 2010 |
"Pitiable is the God who craves flattery and worship for solace". JK 2010. |
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Frank Lineberger |
It does not take a graphologist to see that the mind of the being who wrote "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass" is not the same mind who wrote e=mc2. |
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John Hunter |
Religion causes belief in that for which there is no evidence, and disbelief in that for which there is. |
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The greatest contribution nonbelievers have made to the world has been the Constitution of the United States. Consider how very heretical to a religious world was the idea of a Constitution predicated on "We the People." - Siver Queen
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The church... bids people live under faith outside of evidence, and in thus doing is guilty of immeasurable evils to mankind. A bark without compass, it steers upon a sea of night no star illuminating the darkness... -Matilda Joslyn Gage
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Enoch Author (admin) |
The sin which is unpardonable is knowingly and wilfully to reject truth, to fear knowledge lest that knowledge pander not to thy prejudices.â€
― Aleister Crowley |
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osirisnut |
In the 21st centuary it's hard to believe that the catholic church is still infused with a medievil bric-a-brac of relics and rosary beads wine and wafers, incantations and exorcisms, saints and inanimate objects, miracles and holy water. It thrives on superstition and mumbo jumbo. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
When did an atheist ever board a crowded airliner with a ticking bomb, a brand new box-cutter and a roll of duct tape in order to make a point?
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
This GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS must be a really slow working old fart.
It took this GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL THINGS far too long. For after he'd made his first star around ten BILLION years elapsed before he got around to creating our star and the planet Earth.
It took him a BILLION years or so to then fashion his first living creation on Earth. A single cell creature that was left to multiply for another three BILLION years or so before he decided he wanted more complex forms of life.
Half a BILLION years down the line the life forms on Earth were much varied and numerous. And then. And only then, did he decide in the last couple of million years or so that something was lacking to make the Earth perfect.
So he picked up a handful of earth and made MAN!
Anyone who believes an ethereal being is behind creation needs their brain examining. |
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Hurd Hutchins |
America, where the new god is money. Finally a useful religion.--Peter Parker on Bill Maher blog under The Mass Delusion on youtube. |
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osirisnut |
I have often wondered how many great minds that there would have been, that society would have benefited from, if their lives had not been cut short because they were secular and against religious teachings. |
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osirisnut |
The RCC believes it's an authority on everything, when in reality it knows everything about nothing e.g. The day the pope becomes pregnant is the day he can advise women on abortions. |
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Carlos Mora |
God made me an atheist ... Who are you to question his wisdom ?
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Jack Crisp |
Why does Christianity believe that Moses spoke to God? If I would say I spoke to God, no religious doctrine would change. |
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Carlos Mora |
The Bible is so important to me as the Koran is for Christians
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Anonymous |
If there is a God, why did he give most of the oil to the Muslims?
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Carlos Mora |
" Don't be afraid to think differently from others " |
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osirisnut |
The word god is for me nothing more than an expression and product of human weakness, the bible a collection of primative legends which are pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can change this for me. Albert Einstein. |
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peter broad |
Did Moses carry a hammer & chisel when he went into the mountains. |
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osirisnut |
A man sees a priest knee deep in water. As he approaches the priest grabs him, dunks him in the water and asks "Have you found Christ"? "No" says the man the priest dunks him again and asks "Have you found Christ now"? "No". Another dunking "Have you found Christ yet"? "No"....... Are you sure this is where he fell in? |
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EA Miller |
What always astounds me is the amount of bullshit Christians will accept with absolutely no evidence at all. It's no wonder pastors can con them out of thousands or even millions of dollars...for god of course. |
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EA Miller |
Nothing lowers the IQ bar faster than accepting religious doctrine as fact. |
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EA Miller |
Strange how god never speaks to rational minded atheists. |
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EA Miller |
I can guarantee that at some point any given prominent religious leader will criticize science because strict methodology and critical thinking could unravel their fantasy world in an instant. |
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EA Miller |
Where do a spleen, appendix, and tailbone fit into god’s “perfect†plan? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
While the theist is a slave to his/her god, the road leading up to the latest religions is paved with the remains of thousands of long dead gods. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Atheism is an open church with neither borders, ethnic classification, controlling issues nor tithes. |
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osirisnut |
Every religion has it's rules to the detriment of their followers ranging from the preposterous, the ridiculous right through to the complete and utter insane. Whereas atheism, only has three rules the first rule of atheism, there are no rules, the second rule of atheism see rule number one and the third rule of atheism see previous rule. |
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EA Miller |
Anyone who vows to serve and obey an invisible god has abandoned reality and given up on humanity. |
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EA Miller |
It seems the only explanation priests and pastors can have for God killing most of Earth’s population (men, women, children, unborn) in a global flood is to give some version of “they had it coming.†|
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