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Song One religion is the others enemy, while atheists question both, if not more, for we stand outside the box, always being one step closer to the truth. You can not question the truth.
Jon A According to the Genesis story Adam & Eve were punished for seeking knowledge. Hmmm...interesting subtext.
A Hu Man I've never heard anyone in the USA apologize for the genocide of millions of Native American Indians who had lived as tribes on that continent for at least 5,000 before the white man arrived.
Tammy Faye Bakker You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.
Noam Chomsky "The Bible is one of the most genocidal books in history"
Francis Ghione If atheism is a religion, then baldness is a hairstyle.
me when people ask me why i don't believe in god
i reply, because that's the way god made me
Robert Burton One religion is as true as another.
Bernard Berenson (1865‐1959) Miracles happen to those who believe in them. Otherwise why does not the Virgin Mary appear to Lamaists, Mohammedans or Hindus who have never heard of her.
Edward Abbey From the point of view of the tapeworm, man was created by God to serve the appetite of the tapeworm.
Erica Ashley If i'm dying don't stand around and pray get a damn doctor!
Ryan Grandi Pray for me and I will think for you. Then after some time we will find out who contributed more to the advancement of our society.
98.5% Bubbles 98.5% Bubbles Religion is a mental illness arising when a dumb animal becomes a bit brighter and starts to understand that it must eventually die.
Elf Garnett Elf Garnett Mother Theresa said AIDS was divine punishment. See? That's what happens when you're a 'sinner' who needs a blood transplant or a baby with a mother or father who happen to be 'sinners'.
Unknown In no other domain of knowledge is belief without evidence considered a desirable quality. Religious faith is not evidence that a god exists.
b.h. lim children are born atheist till religion infected them like a disease.
Christopher Hitchens Christopher Hitchens What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence."
Christopher Hitchens Christopher Hitchens [Mike Huckabee] said: "no, I don't believe I am a descendant from a monkey". Well, as you know, the Theory of Evolution does not demand that you believe in anything remotely like that (...) If we were descendants from the monkeys we would probably look quite a lot like governor Huckabee.
Mike Lee The more barren the landscape, the more furtive the imagination.
Jacob da Snacob Adults believing in a god is like children believing in Santa Claus.
Baron von Knifty When you go to church put Monopoly money in the collection plate. If they can turn water into wine it’s no big chore to turn funny-money into real dough.

Mark Twain Mark Twain No man that has ever lived has done a thing to please God--primarily. It was done to please himself, then God next.
Zack Tell (Clawfinger) I can achieve the things I need without getting down on my knees
leonard newell children are born without religion,so why give them one that will condem them to hell
Nikki Williams god is santa clause for grown ups. Presents for good boys and girls, disappointment for bad boys and girls.
grcore Great scientists have forced the religious into continually reforming their position because the facts did not agree with the religious dogma. This search for the truth will continue, and as the facts become clear, religion will continue to paint its
Unknown if God impregnated Mary and she was just a little young teenage girl then why isn't he on trial for statutory rape? Oh, i forgot ; He has universal immunity.
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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The chimpanzee is the nearest animal gentically down the order of Evolution to the human being. Theists are next down the line below them.
kenny m Religion gives comfort to some,drugs and alcohol also gives comfort to some.both make you talk nonsense.
Fred Maroun For the vast majority of theists, religion isn’t about believing in God. It is about going along with a religious tradition, blindly.
johnnie jones
I have visited insane assylums and I have been to church and found the similarity very interesting,both were equally intolerable .
NoGods4Me I prefer not to debate with a "believer", because I don't like to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
Homer J. Simpson Suppose we've chosen the wrong God. Every time we go to Church we're just making him madder.
Chris Bolle I'm an atheist and your a christian, but we both believe in nothing
Walt Fristoe Mixing religion with politics is bad, but mixing religion with the military will lead to planetary suicide!
David Powers The more you repeat a lie, even a rediculous one, the more people will believe it. So be sure to show up on time to church next Sunday!
Friedrich Nietzsche Friedrich Nietzsche Every church is a stone on the grave of a god-man: it does not want him to rise up again under any circumstances.
Craig Power If I can prove the Bible to be wrong in any account, then it is a tool of deception.
Napoleon Bonaparte Napoleon Bonaparte God fights on the side with the best artillery.
savage beastie the only church that enlightens is the one thats ablaze.
Cedrik Definney If you know for a fact that God exists, then what do you need FAITH for?
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Although I'm an atheist, I don't fear death more than, say, sharing a room in a detox center with a sobbing Rush Limbaugh. - Berkeley Breathed (Bloom County)
ME if homosexuality is a sin, then why does god create humans as homosexuals?
jed king the atheist is under no illusion
Unknown Christians attempt to disprove atheism by painting it as depressing or nihilistic. First of all, not all atheists are nihilists who believe that there is no purpose to life. And second, even if atheism IS depressing to some people, that does NOT prove it is false.
Zoop If God created the universe, including religion and atheists, he must have been a little confused.
Unknown Religion is simply mythology that has not yet become extinct.
Carlos Mora Carlos Mora Christian is someone who reads the bible. An atheist is someone who reads the Bible and understand it.
Hurd Hutchins Hurd Hutchins Since we humans think we will eventually screw up our own civilization, we pray to the gods to be on the ready to ride to the rescue when needed.
Zack Brackney Zack Brackney "All religions are wrong. Think about it: Every religion says they're right while all others are wrong so by simple majority rules, every religion has all the others denying it, leaving every religion to cancel itself out. And that's just without even looking into the details. Your religion may make the claim that it's right and a others are wrong and that may seem like your biggest advantage. But really, it's the very backbone to its own downfall."
-Me
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Our sun is only one of countless TRILLIONS of suns out there in the universe. Maybe the creator thingy wore an asbestos radiation proof suit during the making of them.
EA Miller EA Miller “People don’t go to hell because they sin, they go to hell because of nonbelief.”

-televangelist Robert Morris

“In other words, you could be a murderer or rapist and not go to hell because you’re a believer yet be a kind, generous, thoughtful human being but still go to hell because you’re a nonbeliever.That's royally f-d!”

-Me
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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There's infinitely more evidence of the age of the Earth and Evolution to be found in my own back garden than there is evidence to be found of the existence of any god or the claimed 7,000- years old creation in the whole wide world.
Pat Simons Pat Simons There is no horror that cannot be, and has not been, justified in the name of god, religion, and morality.
EA Miller EA Miller In Matthew 14:18 Jesus supposedly fed 5,000+ people by performing a miracle transforming 5 loaves and 2 fish into a massive feast. Isn't it odd though that none of the 5,000+ wrote about or talked to anyone about the miracle and none of the names who witnessed it are given? Something very fishy (pun intended) is going on here!
Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis)
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Gods are suffering apostate cancer and there is NO effectual treatment. Good.
EA Miller EA Miller “The LGBT community hates when a man and a woman get married.”

-Andrew Wommack, mega-church pastor

“No, what they don’t like is you hating and condemning them for who they love.”

-Me
EA Miller EA Miller If you sense god’s presence and hear him speaking to you, you’ll likely under the influence of hallucinogens or a schizophrenic.
EA Miller EA Miller The “Exorcism and Deliverance Ministry” is an actual part of the Catholic church. I really wish I was kidding about this!
EA Miller EA Miller Christianity:

Think like us or burn in hell forever, but we love you.
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