top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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| let there be light |
Jesus loves the little children,but not as much as the priests do!!!!! |
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| pikeyferret |
Arguing with a christian is a bit like playing chess with a pigeon....you can be the best player in the world and the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit all over the board and strut around triumphantly |
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| NoGods4Me |
Arguing with a christian about the existence of their god is like arguing with a 5 year about the existence of Santa Claus. |
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| Unknown |
If one looks for something with their eyes and mind truly open,and see's nothing.Then the overwhelming evidence is that it does not exist. |
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| Andy the Atheist |
To "Unknown" It was reading the bible that made me an atheist. Most atheist know more about the bible than the theist does.If the theist would propely read the bible they would no longer be a theist. |
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| User: Issaquan5 [youbube] |
once a species is smart enough to ask questions, but dumb enough not to know the answers, religion results. |
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| Baron von Knifty |
If Catholicism was brought to bear for their crimes against humanity, as other despotic countries have been, the U.N. and the U.S. would have invaded and overthrown the Vatican decades ago. |
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| Alexandra Varela |
"In a country with freedom of religion, there is often no freedom from it." |
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| Jimmy Carr |
If we're all God's children, what makes Jesus so special? |
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| Eddie Low |
"He is your shepard, and you are his sheep", "baah" for him before he cooks you. |
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CJ |
To me God is a virus created to infect someones ability to think freely. I'd like to cure it, but it's more wide spread than AIDS. |
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| Peter S. |
The bible is too small to hide behind it. And so is the koran and the torah.
Wake up to reality you superstitious imbeciles!
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| De Holnaaier |
Either god is incompetent,is the ultimate sadist or he does not exist...whichever way you do not want to waste time pondering the subject. |
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| Edgar Allen Poe |
Man creates his own God for himself, he creates his own heaven and he creates his own hell. |
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| Unknown |
Oslo, Norway, July 2011 = proof that religious dogma makes you batshit crazy! |
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| Hugo Boss |
If the trillions of man hours wasted in prayer to all the fictious gods had been put to some inventive and creative use mankind would be a highly advanced society.. |
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| Franz Raphael Ferriols |
When proven wrong about the creation story, they would make an excuse that it's allegorical not literal. Well... ok... but you still didn't answer the question on how man was created. |
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| George Santayana |
What religion a man shall have inherited is a historical and geograhpical accident,quite as much as what language he shall speak.. |
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| Carola |
Religious people refuse to accept the fact that 'their God' created me Atheist. |
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| Unknown |
The belief that a cosmic zombie, who is his own father, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magic tree... yeah, makes perfect sense. |
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| Andy the atheist |
Religeon is like a virus, it affects the brains ability to make rational thought. The only known cure is education. |
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| Philip White |
Why should atheist not be good people. I do not need the threat of eternal punishment to do good to others around me. |
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| Alan Harvey |
Christians might argue that Bin Laden is now in hell burning for eternity. Unless you're a supporter of his, in which case he's in heaven busily shagging 72 virgins. But as an atheist I'd say he's now fish food and just one more sad little life full of cruel stupidity, spent believing in ancient fairy tales. |
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| Just a guy on a boat. |
One thing I believe but cannot prove . You won't be blown by an atheist suicide bomber . |
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| shane tenold |
Christianity: ...the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in... |
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| Unknown |
Religion is never an excuse to cut yourself off from humanity. Humanity, however, is an excuse to cut off religion. |
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| Unknown |
If someone up there is always looking at me then thats not a devine force thats a pervert |
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| Hugo Boss |
If I were granted omnipotence, and millions of years to experiment in, I would not think Man much to boast of as the final result of all my efforts.. |
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| Hubo Boss |
I have just read the book of Genesis and am totaly appalled and disgusted by the behaviour of all the characters involved,especially God. |
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| Robert Ingersoll |
If there is a God who will damn his children forever I would rather go to hell than go to heaven than keep the the company of such an infamous tyrant... |
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| SupermanSucks |
The Priest once said that people who choose not to have kids are going against God's will. I thought to myself, well being a priest is choosing not to have children, so aren't YOU going against God's will?
Yeah, you just burned yourself, dawg. |
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| HExxxED |
Religion never solved any problem, but the truth has.
God Free. |
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| Charlie A |
To open your eyes to religion is to close them to reality. |
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| Tate Steinberg |
I want to do good in this world because I want to, not because someone else's imaginary friend told me to. |
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| Steve Brunet |
The process of religion overpowers the pursuit of knowledge. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Why would any sane person waste their one and only life, bowing and scraping to an evil imaginary dictator? Yes, according to the Buy-bull, the Christian god is EVIL! Theists must have a "master-slave" complex. |
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| unknown |
I feel bad for the person who had to put the thousands of species of ant, or the thousand of species of bird, onto Noah's Ark. But don't worry, the magical rainbow we got fixed everything. |
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| Jake |
Science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings. |
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| NoGods4Me |
Theists are so busy preparing for their "imaginary afterlife", they miss out on the real life they already have. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
14,000,000,000 years BC (Before Commonsense) our universe was born.
If an entity created it, then why did that creator kick his heels for the next 13,999,900,000 years or so before creating Man?
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| Rabboleth |
Freedom: a unit of measurement that gauges the distance between church and state. |
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| Clint Murphy |
There will be peace on earth when all the religious people finish killing each other. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
It isn't the love of money that is at the root of all evil, it is the love of God. |
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| Unknown |
Ever since the dawn of civilization, there has been millions of different religions. Out of all the different religions out there, what makes you so sure yours is right? |
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| Bob Allen |
Atheist: One who understands the human capacity to invent imaginary characters, and can discern reality from fiction |
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| xochitl |
I've noticed that most people dont believe in things because they choose to,they believe only because they were raised to, and found it far to difficult to ask questions that showed doubt because then they would have to deal with being treated like an outcast. |
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| Zachary Heller |
I deny a God that grants the ability to question him and punishes you for doing so. |
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| Rabboleth |
There's a good reason why addicts and victims of abuse gravitate to religion: familiarity. |
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| The Church Of Reason |
religion is thought born without reason |
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| B.R |
I honestly feared death, until I realised that I was dead for a long time before I was born. Death will be nothing new to me. I will simply be unconcious nothingness once again. |
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