top atheist quotes (total: 16012)
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Kevin C |
Gods do exist in many peoples heads, they inhabit the space where their unfortunate brains used to live. |
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Will Evo |
Good will happen, with or without your god, but evil, true evil... that requires faith and a surrender to higher beings. |
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Unknown |
Men do not turn to the Bible for the whole truth. They turn to it for a particular truth that suits them. |
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Roger D. |
The worst disease affecting mankind is not Cancer, but the control on great thinking brains that could have resolved the problem of cancer years ago by ALL kinds of religions. Religion is the single most mind controlling disease stopping our evolution. |
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Greg |
Jesus Loves you, and the bible states that homosexuals should be stoned to death. |
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Anti-christ Athiest |
I dont need Jesus in my life, nor should you. |
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mansell t butcher |
So you want the eternal afterlife?? lets just see how long eternity is...10,20,30,100,1000,1000000,1000000000,10000000000 billion years and then some!!! what are you going to do in the first 10 billion years?? Kiss ''gods'' feet? or do his hoovering, maybe the washing up! and the back ache from all that bowing!! ooohhh me back hurts today i can't stoop that low my lord!!! give us a few million years off to get better! TAXI!!! |
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William Evonosky |
It is a funny thought, sending children to therapy who have become strongly encompassed with an imaginary friend, and only because millions of adults live believing themselves to be on an intimate level with one |
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Emily Jane |
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people |
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Travis J peddy |
God is the product of human thought, and nothing more |
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Unknown |
God? Hello? Is anybody there? Hello? Hello!?!? (And answer came there none) |
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Steve Tatner |
If we are all created,why has nobody popped out of fresh air lately? |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
I just ask that folk THINK. To think rationally. We human beings are merely the latest stage in the evolution of the family of primates. Nothing less and certainly nothing more. Why do so many otherwise rational people think we are such special apes that we deserve an afterlife? No other living creature on Earth gets to go to this propounded heaven so why should we?
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themec |
If god is all powerful why doesn't he/it just show up and tell all us Atheists to shut up? If he/it did, we would. Why do all gods play this trick of invisibility? It is a joke which wears thin very quickly. |
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Andreu Mateu |
When someone tells something that it is not true we call it a lie. When thousands of people tell thousands of things that are not true for thousands of years they call it religion. |
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Owen Dean |
Atheists don't need fear to do good. |
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Annoona |
The church likes to make out that it is the sole authority on moral or ethical matters but this is a lie. There is morality which does not depend upon god. Atheists are some of the most moral people I ever met. |
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Michael A. |
We come from darkness and we leave to darkness. God is a simpletons way of escaping that fact. |
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Alternative Freedom |
I am always amused by Christians who try so very hard to defend their position with reason and logic.They are like standing on top of a ladder with their tools and gadgets,straining their necks looking skywards for the leaks,trying to fix the roof amidst the rain.What they do not realize,of course,is that the roof isn't leaking-it isn't there. |
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Alternative Freedom |
"When one man has a delusion it is called madness,when many men have a delusion it is called religion" - Anon |
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Steve Tatner |
Had the world never heard of gods and religion,and the only explanation for our existence was what we had discovered scientifically, If someone then gave us the bible version of events as the reason for our being, that person would be invited to visit an instituion for the insane.. |
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bumper sticker |
there is a sucker reborn every minute |
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Douglas Adams |
Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? |
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Jay Lacy |
Why is it that when talking about the dating of fossils, Christians have the audacity to call the scientist's methods flawed, when the Christian's methods include clasping their hands together and talking to themselves... |
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Calliope Muse |
I would rather celebrate the real life we have in the here and now, than look forward to some imaginary life we won't have after we die. |
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Calliope Muse |
An Atheist is someone who has no belief in a god or gods. It is not specified in which god or gods. Therefore, you could argue that most Theists are also Atheists. Go ahead and ask a Christian if they believe in Zeus. When they say "No", you can say "Congratulations, you are an Atheist." Then watch in amusement as they get their undies in a bunch over that one. :) |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
It's reckoned that most theist's have it that although there may be many religions, there's only the ONE god. THEIRS I presume. |
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heathen |
Humans are the original stupid fools, & they only deceive themselves with blind faith or belief in a god being and so called religion. Apes & chimps don't have such pretensions yet share 98.9% of our DNA. |
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Jon A |
I hear that atheists are "selfish", "joyless", "smug", "arrogant", "boring"... what, all of us? These critcisms would never be made of all non-believers of anything else. THe biggest problem for atheissm is that someone invented a word for it. |
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Vancoqt |
Deathbed conversion: Trick those vulnerable into helping to perpetuate an inane lie. |
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Desmond Smith |
It's a lucky thing we weren't created in the image of God or else we wouldn't exist. |
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Felix Benito |
Religion is a mental condition easily treated with a small dose of science. Double it if at first it doesn’t work . Double it again and again if necessary: it will eventually. |
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Michael Talbot |
Bible (noun) - a collection of myths wrapped in a coccoon of fairy tales |
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Stephen Harris |
If we accept that it was god designed my body and made me the way that I am and if we also accept that the pope is God's representative on earth, then can I sue the Vatican over my dodgy knees? |
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Accidentalfaith |
Reality is something that when you stop believing in it, it does not desappear. |
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Ungodly |
You cannot test that which is irrational, there are no tests for that which does not exsist. Thats precisely why the faithful don't like to be tested. God makes no sense. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
Imagine for one moment that the bible didn't exist. Imagine some aspiring author writing it today.
I have a theory that if that old testament bible was offered up by some unknown writer for publication today, it just wouldn't get past the censors on a number of counts.
Too much cruelty. Few (if any) believable characters. Too much gratuitous sex and violence. sodomy, incest and paedophilia. No real story line. No feasible beginning, lax plots and continuity in the middle, and an end that's left to the reader to decide.
The type would have to be unreadably small as well. If the typeset is any bigger, no one would is be able to pick it up. That's probably why early editions had to be housed in specially constructed buildings. |
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Friedriche Nietszche |
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. |
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hardvee |
teachers dont preach and preachers dont teach |
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Darwin Copernicus |
FAITH - Feeble Answers for Idiots, Tyrants and Hypocrites |
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John Burroughs |
Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years. |
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Isaac Asimov |
To rebel against a powerful political, economic, religious, or social establishment is very dangerous and very few people do it, except, perhaps, as part of a mob. To rebel against the scientific establishment, however, is the easiest thing in the world, and anyone can do it and feel enormously brave, without risking as much as a hangnail. Thus, the vast majority, who believe in astrology and think that the planets have nothing better to do than form a code that will tell them whether tomorrow is a good day to close a business deal or not, become all the more excited and enthusiastic about the bilge when a group of astronomers denounces it. |
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Alan Harvey |
There is more evidence for King Arthur than there is for Jesus. As for the bible, it's only widespread because it coincided with global imperialism and the printing press. Apart from that it contains nothing original or significant. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
The Holy Bible has flourished into becoming the best selling book in promoting one of the most popular religions the world has ever known while at the same time contradicting scientific fact.
How come they can pick or choose to ignore scientific fact when it pleases them?
It's hypocrisy such as this that perpetuates lies and even DAMN LIES that are at the root of ALL religion.
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Anonymous |
I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death. |
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Stephen Hawking |
The intelligent beings in these regions should therefore not be surprised if they observe that their locality in the universe satisfies the conditions that are necessary for their existence. It is a bit like a rich person living in a wealthy neighborhood not seeing any poverty. |
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Keith Doyle |
Evolution does not require the nonexistence of God, it merely allows for it. That alone is enough to evoke condemnation from those who fear the nonexistence of God more than they fear God Himself. |
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MRAWMARWA |
"The religious persecution of the ages has been done under what was claimed to be the command of God. |
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Anon |
God - Hide and seek champion of the Universe, 13 billion years running |
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T |
..for I wish to live a good life of fact,then waste it for a promise of ludicrousity. |
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Geo Brain |
If there was a god, that god would accept me as I am, . If there was a heaven, it will be for all of us, and I would want to see everyone there. If there were a hell, I guess I will have chosen badly, and I would hope not to see anyone else there. I am not a bad loser. |
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EA Miller |
Most atheists are very good at detecting bullshit. This is the reason many of us become atheists in the first place! |
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Pat Simons |
The believer's faith is in no way validated by attacking the non-believer's lack of it. |
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EA Miller |
Jesus killed a fig tree for not bearing figs, even though it was out of season. Seems rather temperamental and not very bright! |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
God's Witnesses are dreamers. They merely relate their dreams instead of keeping them to themselves. It's that simple.
Muhammad goes to bed, goes to sleep. Is picked up by some angel riding a winged donkey and flies up to heaven to have an audience with his god and then wakes up in his own bed again.
I mean, how would WE explain such an event as that?
I've had dreams of being in bed with 'Pan's People' and thoroughly enjoying myself and waking up in a damp bed.
Maybe that was MY idea of Heaven. |
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Anthony W. Allsop (Genesis) (admin) |
There is no such thing as MAGIC. Get that into your thick heads. |
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EA Miller |
I don’t worship any gods, but if I did it would have to be Thor. I think he’d be a hell of a lot of fun to have a beer with! |
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EA Miller |
“It's really quite simple. An all-powerful all-knowing personal loving God could (and would surely want to) reveal him/her/itself in a way that is clear to every human & unmistakably true to every generation and every corner of the world. Religions are complex & geographical.†-Tim Sledge |
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EA Miller |
The sheer ignorance it takes a human being to believe in invisible sky gods makes me sad for the entire race. |
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EA Miller |
A mega-church televangelist recently said, “a true friend is one who accepts you exactly the way you are.†Of course, I immediately laughed at the hypocrisy since I can’t think of a single Christian that would ever accept an atheist as they are! |
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